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Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better, you don't need that stinky old Milhouse.

Good times. You and your rolleyes are all I need to be happy!

That's right, I'm a gentleman and I know how to treat a lady right. ;)

Go one, tell us.

God knows, its a mystery to me.

Well, he is all about the ladies after all.

I'LL OPEN DOORS FOR YOU AND SERVE YOU MARMITE TOAST IN THE MORNINGS.

With a cup of tea?

Or coffee if its a bad day?

WITH WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES.

Wow.

Shall we live at mine or yours?

Whichever is closer to the pub.

Shrubfest lives in the North which pretty much guarantees she is closest to the pub.

Damn straight.

There's an expensive one down the road, an better ones within 5 mins walk.

Well, I guess that settles that.

That said in the town in which I used to live down in the South West we used to have the highest person to pub ratio in the country. About a hundred years ago it was some ridiculous ratio like 1 pub to every 20 people.

Wow....

And you got change from a pound when you bought a pint....

I need beer.

Limey bastards.

I HATE YOU SAM HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I HATE YOU MILHOUSE BACKWARDS HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Esuohlim & Sam are closer tro each other than they are to Shrub.

Now I'm imagining them kissing... Hmm. Esuohlim is wearing the dress, but Sam is being the woman. :confused

That is so Hawt. :wank

I've got an Aaarg problem.

Maybe I should get a gun?

Most people respond to posts in their respective threads.

I didn't want to shitty up your fine thread with my gay and jokes.

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I think we've found the breaking point