You haven't seen my new pictures yet ;)

Or did you check for them already?
I don't know, either way I'm still angry.
Stupid uterus.

Your bleeding doesn't make you less sexy lady OH YES I DID CHECK I SUPPOSE I SHOULD POST PICS MESELF

Hahah I'll upload them to my photobucket tomorrow.
Don't post those here, they have sensitive info "watermarked" on them......
Bleeding may not detract from how I look, but it sure fucks with how I feel.
And it's fucking with my sex life goddammmmmmit

;)

stupid sex life

Yuh-huh me mommy told me so

i spent the previous two nights working the overnight shift, so now i'm wide awake at 2am and i hate life.

How did I get in on the porno team? I don't remember volunteering for a foursome.

It just got worse- I got up to a mountain of dishes I now had to wash by hand whether my hands are buggered or not. Then as the bf is headed out the door, he asks where his coat is. He asked me to wash it last night, and I did. I just didn't dry it because I was busy dealing with all the other shit and forgot.

Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.

I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.

Dude, all you have to do to score artschool chicks in have bullshit spewing out of your mouth constantly, Not sure how you could keep up after starting off that strong

i can tell you

talk about indie bands that nobody has ever heard of

they eat that mess up

RILO KILEY, PAVEMENT, AND BRIGHT EYES

GET YOU LAID EVERYTIME. ;)

shi* you might as well be packin latex at that point, bruh

Actually, yeah, just make sure to say that you "discovered" them

SEE GUYS, I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. :(

Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible

artfags and music snobs

they are pmuch like jocks, but on the opposite end of the spectrum

I think I'm a music snob :(

Hate eminem so much it hurts

Well, actually, I listen to pretty awful music, but still, everyone's personal taste sucks except for me

I'm glad my art teachers all hated me and made me afraid of art school so I didn't go.

TRYIN TO GET DAT P*SSY, SON.

That's awesome.

Self fulfilling prophecies?

I just got a phone call and the guy is all "Hello Todd?" I'm all "yeah?" He was then like all "I see you have stayed at Hilton Inn recently and we have a package not available to..." and I was all "No thank you" *click*.

Over Thanksgiving my brother said that the big two to go bankrupt right now are Hotels and Airlines because that shit is getting cut out of every works budget right now.

Point is... Who here has ever been cold called by a hotel? OMG WHAT IF MY WIFE FOUND OUT! MOTHER FUCKERS!

I keep getting called on my cell by some woman who thinks I'm "Greg". Apparently Greg owes on a boat.

I've told her that I'm a) not Greg and b) don't own a boat, but she will not be deterred.

I wonder if they're going to send repo people after me for the boat I don't have. Maybe they'll take a neighbor's bass boat.