SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

Heyy Sam :)

Bored, Bored, BORED I SAY! I have to wait until April 24 to work for the Census, no one else is hiring in the meantime (not even parttime), I have no money for beer or glenfiddich or movies or dinner, lunch, sports tickets, or any form of merrymaking whatsoever and I am BORED, AND THERE ARE NO OTHER RESTLESS INSOMNIACS TO KEEP ME COMPANY AROUND HERE

By God, you people are going to have to skip over my nocturnal ravings when you wake up.


I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

Hey, did I mention that Farmers Insurance just charged me two premiums on my ONE vehicle (as well as other bullshit charges), taking a total of four hundred and eighty four dollars from my account? And that, after I complained to my agent and demanded a refund of three hundred seventy five of those dollars, I got a letter from Farmers saying that they were "taking action" against me, but in no way described what that action was, or why?

Did I also mention that US Cellular JUST FINISHED extorting me for one hundred and thirty dollars five months after I cancelled my plan and paid everything in full? I'm feeling like Old Gil from The Simpsons right now >:

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK US CELLULAR >:

I HAD THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEY DIDN'T AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DOG COCKS

SAM, YOU'RE HERE




I'M GLAD WE AGREE AND EVERYONE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW IS A PUSSY

SUP NIGGA

FUCK INSURANCE. THEY TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME ONE TIME TOO. ALSO THIS One tiME I NOTICED MONTH TO MONTH THEY GRADUALLY STARTED BILLING ME SEVEN DAYS EARLIER, SO EVENTUALLY IT WAS LIKE I WAS ONLY PAYING FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEks of inSURANCE.

:lol :( :( who the hell did you have?

I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.

gonna get so f*ckin drunk

i'd have a few before work if i'd slept

St Patrick was English.

Well, Occupied British.

I think I'll have few drinks at the local Irish bar.

Oh and happy belated st urho's day

:lol :HIGHFIVE

That's sad, man :(

:lol

:lol you can't run from it!

Those poor dumb bastards. :lol

speaking of dumb bastards...

http://www.cbn.com/media/player/inde...O_SW_031710_WS

Medical advice from Pat Robertson, how could this possibly go wrong?

Among other things, I learned that you should take whatever OTC painkiller makes you happy, you shouldn't eat trichinosis, and cows have an extra stomach.

Nsaids = Non Specific Anti Inflamitory blah blah blah

:lol

OMG he just recommended aleeve and doesn'y know what an Nsaid is.

Uhg I can't watch the whole thing.

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).