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MarioRPG Feb 1st, 2007 12:39 AM

I think we were confused as to what helps your nipples.

God, that was weird to type.

Terra Feb 1st, 2007 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 464676)
OK why are you guys talking about boring stuff when you could be giving me helpful nipple advice

haaaay!!!! i get to respond to this because i'm on milhouse's ignore list!!!


Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 12:44 AM

I've been feeling it all day :x

Maybe I should see a doctor idk

J. Tithonus Pednaud Feb 1st, 2007 01:10 AM

'Maybe it's a tumor?'

'It iz nut a tuma!'

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:42 AM

AS 7th Force: So, what should I call you, Father Spaz or Guitar Woman? :P
Microwaved Grape: idk
AS 7th Force: How've you been?
Microwaved Grape: meh, you know
Microwaved Grape: same old and whatnot
AS 7th Force: Ah, I see.
Microwaved Grape: so are you still banned
AS 7th Force: No. I just can't remember my password.
Microwaved Grape: oh my god
Microwaved Grape: lol
AS 7th Force: Well, I mean I WAS banned till just a few days prior. I didn't think it would happen, figured I was banned indefinitely, acted like a baby and deleted the textfile where I had my new password in frustration.
AS 7th Force: The Internet Is Serious Business. ;(

can someone send this prick his password :<

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 01:46 AM

Tell him to do it himself >:



Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:54 AM

AS 7th Force: You might want to ask chojin if he can retrieve my pass for me ;(
Microwaved Grape: Milhouse backwards says you're a jerk and to do it yourself
AS 7th Force: Why did you ask him?
Microwaved Grape: I didn't, I posted it in the chatroom thread
Microwaved Grape: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...698#post464698
AS 7th Force: No, i'd rather not see that.
AS 7th Force: He has Greg Kinnear in his avatar.
AS 7th Force: And tell him I tried that. :P
AS 7th Force: Damnit why'd I look at that
AS 7th Force: i cant take his lusty stare :o

Seriously guys he is totally missing out on this great new forum

He should at least be able to experience Stan a couple times

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:13 AM

I just beat LTTP :picklehat

I normally really loathe gay puzzles and shit but I had a fuck of fun in Ganon's tower just muscling through all of his gay traps :picklehat

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 02:18 AM

ok guys you know how i said i wouldn't be using the ignore function

i lieeeedddddd

sorry courage the cowardly bore :x

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:20 AM


This is probably the best page on wikipedia.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:21 AM

I am likely going to be researching and making a project of this page over the next few days (i've worked on the Coney Island links and this is a natural progression). I have been plagued by slow response time on Wikipedia, which has been driving me crazy. I don't believe regional variations needs its own page, it works where it's at as long as the rest of the stuff comports. The Ketchup debate -- however -- belongs on the discussion page. Jtmichcock

I reintroduced the ketchup debate to the article. "The Ketchup Debate" is not itself a discussion, but rather documentation of a debate that exists in much of the US (no doubt the world's largest consumer of hotdogs). Jtmichcock, please let me know if you disagree (and if so, why). As a sidenote, though, I wouldn't mind seeing the Royko and Dirty Harry bits moved to Wikiquote perhaps. --Nuffle 20:30, 7 October 2005 (UTC)

I previously moved the ketchup on hot dog debate to the Talk page (I notic it's miussing but can obviously be retrieved). While the quotes were amusing, they were discursive from the general topic. It may well be that the debate deserves its own topic, "Ketchup on Hot Dogs," perhaps, with a link under "The Ketchup Debate" header. I'm certain that there are other communities besides Chicago that have opinions on the topic. Jtmichcock 21:47, 16 October 2005 (UTC)

Done. The Ketchup Debate now has its own page Ketchup on Hot Dogs

Thanks! --Nuffle 20:38, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:25 AM

Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of hot dogs. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers they still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of hot dogs.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with hot dogs. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, hot dogs help to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than hot dogs, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, hot dogs will have their place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

When examined this way it becomes very clear that hot dogs are of great importance. Of course sausage prices cannot sustain this instability for long.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two parts of hot dogs.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon Augstin T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' I argue that his insight into hot dogs provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was hot dogs.

While hot dogs may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.


To conclude hot dogs are both a need and a want. They collaborate successfully, 'literally' plant seeds for harvest, and never hide.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Sigourney Lopez: 'I demand hot dogs, nothing more nothing less.' Lolocaust 22:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:28 AM

This article does not cite its references or sources.
Please help improve this article by introducing appropriate citations. (help, get involved!)
This article has been tagged since November 2006.


executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 02:28 AM

i wish i could ignore entire forums i.e. philosophy board, g. zod board, loveline

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 02:29 AM

or threads i.e. caption the avatar above you thread, any thread c.t.c.d starts, what are you listening to now thread etc

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:29 AM

I forgot how great LttP gets after you get the pegasus boots

You're all WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH, as opposed to being SLOW AS FUCK at first, which makes it boring

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

from wikipedia's RE5 article, as of 1:05 AM on 2/1/07, and no, i did not make that edit

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:07 AM

The fuck is william coen

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 03:08 AM

steven colbert lol :lol

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 03:11 AM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464733)
The fuck is william coen

Billy Coen from RE0. Whoever added that section must be autistic or something.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:13 AM

Careful, dickhead, those are my PEEPS you're talking about.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:39 AM

cowabunga dudes

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 04:06 AM

whoops, guess who else is ignored

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 04:07 AM

who ?

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 05:50 AM

i'm sorry, you'll have to speak up since i can't hear you thru all this ignore function

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