Probably


The only way a girl can be a nasty skank in a bad way is if they're into chaw

Cameron Diaz is a soulless whore I'd I'd punch her in the face because she couldn't make me cum.

That is Shocking!

I believe I've already covered the "Tadao/wifebeater" angle

We appreciate your enthusiasm, however

You can really feel my emotions Gris, we should fuck.

That is Shocking!

CanzoHarry's got dibs on ya, skeazebag
Unless I completely misunderstood him, which is entirely possible.

:tear

That is Shocking!

Hey Mister S. Is Lauren Tracey hot? Because my spam folder thinks she & I are a match. :eek

Mister R. what are you up to >:

that picture gave me the muchies

muchies indeed

Facebook bombards my spam folder with secret info about the friends of my friends.

I did not ask it to do this.

Hey guys, Scrubfest is a raver. :rave

Oh for an edit butoon. :gw

;;_______;;

Would that mean me?
Shh...I wasn't gonna say anything....
Bugger.

To be fair, I do say sh & sc the same :yiddish

Forgiven. Not that I was offended. :)

Wait until after the requested sodomy before stating how offended you are.

what is sodomy? it's sounds like something fun

pub are you creeping out the newbies again

Meh, be reet.

I'll just cry in a corner later, as ya do.
Gives my unemployed self something to do.

...

I didn't get why that was creepy until after I posted it & now I feel like I'm Liquidstatik. :x

yes?

All seeing a dead dog rather than a butterfly or something.

YES! YES! OH GOD, YES!

Well, i feel better about myself now.

You're not Pandajuice's wife are you? Oh man, that guy hates me enough already.

As of yet, not encountered the guy.

So if i am, its news to me!

That's good news. I already have a hopeless crush on a married woman & I would prefer to avoid another. :doopa4eva

Righty ho.
Leaving before further abuse *cough* ensues.

AND THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE A NEWBIE LEAVE! NEXT UP ESUOHLIM SHARES HIS FAVOURITE SANDWICH RECIPE

FIRST YOU TAKE SOME BREAD AND THEN SOME BUFFALO-STYLE CHICKEN AND MOZZERELLA CHEESE AND RANCH DRESSING LETTUCE HOT SAUCE EAT

SHOCKING!

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU EATING A SANDWICH, MISTER G. >:

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE YEAR, MISTER S. :)

:eek

A search for "stacey dash" yields this post as the first result for some reason :mystery

;)

Oh you shrewd devil :o

Guess who's banned :lol

>:

I found that post that you where baned for because you are a racist.

MILHOSUE :'(

Don't worry I moved the link into someone else's post and left no trail I think you're in the clear.

Your new name is Marv Juilliard and you live in Newfoundland.

I HAVE LEFT THE EMOTICON GANG I THINK WE'VE DEVIATED FROM THE ORIGINAL PLAN OF BEING A GROUP OF COOL DUDES WHO HANG OUT AND HAVE A COOL TIME :(

WHAT WITH LIQUID GETTING HIMSELF BANNED AND GADZOOKS' UNTIMELY DEATH AND ALL :tear

2 whole pages, that'll teach me to DO things during the day.

But I'm subtle so I won't say anything about being heartbroken

I got suspended from school today!

:lol

Albert Hoffmann died at age 102 yesterday why does anyone advice that, he wasn't a hero of yours maybe, but hey that dude invented LSD, beatles, hippies, pink floyd, among others

Single emoticons & misspelling Esuohlim? Is that how I look to you? Fuck. :(

Also, that makes the end of the last page really lol for reasons that involve my actions warranting two bans. :lol

Did you touched accidentally your hot teacher's butt?

my classmate were too annoying they used to be so nasty and some of they used to write down notes like "freddy I fuck your mama", and then my mom saw the notes and i felt terrible i was in the troublesome kids class, when i talked to the principal to make them get suspended they found out and almoust choke me to dead

you shouldn't smoke cigarettes in school

i'm looking for some youtube college girls sexy videos, does anyone could suggest me key words, i already use: pendejas putitas escuela
:orgasm

try "uncle buck scene: pancakes"

John Candy is so sweet!

Something you've all had an extra year to get used to but still irks me is how last year's forum update removed the URL from the pictures used as avatars and replaced it with an account ID.

Now I have to ask for details to start a search.

lines like this are why elpila is our most valuable poster.

elpila :lol broken english

Willie is a child of the revolution.

Error, grasshopper disassemble. :(

Today I purchased an Xbox HD-DVD player, an Xbox universal remote, and King Kong HD all in the same box for only 23 bucks at K-mart.

Go back and buy me the same, please.

I thought Abbie Hoffman was already dead.

Nevermind, I just realized who was talking.

Abbie & Albert Hoffmann were different dudes.

i was going to ask whiterat why on earth he'd get an hd-dvd player, but then I remembered that I just bought a 3DO and Sega CD.

They're both forgettable. LSD was discovered on my and noob3's birthday.

Remember when I talked about a myspace camwhore who tried to friend me, and I assumed she was spam but she was really just a camwhore? And I gave her 48 hours to reply to a message before I posted the link to her profile so you guys could be creepy to her? I forgot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=333644578

CHICKS IN VADER HELMETS!

For $23 it's worth it. There are something like several hundred titles which were released on HD-DVD and I expect you can pick them up really cheaply on e-bay by now.

Wow, complex. I don't even have T.V...

Exactly. I would never have bought it had it not been so incredibly cheap. Plus, the xbox remote and a king kong were thrown in the deal as well. At the very minimum, I can use it as a second drive to watch movies since my xbox is my primary movie player.

From Tadao it's probably just his misguided philogyny.
Is that the one you have to stand up while taking or the one you're not allowed to eat with?

And you're not, Bud?

Eating. Have to have it before breckfast, which, as we already established, i'll never eat again.

why is my health so invloved in here? have i missed something?

:eek

DERBLE POST

in other words most of the folks on that thread are making fun of how the one dude was all "OMG A GIRL LETS ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS :eek", not you

ps hi i'm willie and i ruin jokes

It's a public service

For idiots.

All the more reason.

By idiots.

WAIT I mean Female hetero pedophiles

You mean hot females molesting you, so shut up.

No, I mean ANY females molesting me WHEN I WAS A MINOR. so you shut up

Low standards isn't anything to be proud about, Chief.

Idiots shall not perish from the board.

Wait, if the guideline for this is who would be worse to be 'stuck with at a convention or party' what the hell are you doing at a party/convention where a paedophile freely admits to liking underage sex? It's really the same for all of them, if the person is so mono-topical that they only talk about their one all-consuming interest then just be rude.

Good good, its a nice skill to have. I have one similar: making comments that were funny to me, but end conversations....

Sure thats already been noticed.....

Don't worry, no one reads your posts anyway.

Except for Pub Lover who is probably cataloguing them in some kind of rusty old filing cabinet so he can refer to them at a later date.

It's not rusty! >:

I grinded all that off & painted it with cheap wall paint years ago. :x

i read everyones posts unless they're in the philosophy or sports boards

I always imagine Pub Lover sitting in a kind of 1950s private investigator's office, full of smoke and dirty coffee cups trying to decipher clues about forum users who presumably didn't wish to share enough personal information to satisfy his hunger for irrelevant and unnecessary knowledge.

Also he's wearing just pants and a private investigator's hat.

:lol