Oh, ok.

I thought it was pretty funny, if it's worth anything!

Why is it funny, Ham-hock?

IAMPOSTING IN CAPS LOCK NOW.

Because of your (hopefully) faux-Dr. Pizza voice. And the fat people comment, although in retrosepct I don't know why I thought it was so hilarious.

That's reality, bub.

killersparten003: I WANT THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
Microwaved Grape: why
killersparten003: cuz it was a fucking awesome game
killersparten003: dont deny it
killersparten003: u know it was
Microwaved Grape: never played it
killersparten003: wow...
killersparten003: thats sad

:lol

IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMES

I.E. HE WON'T PLAY SYSTEM SHOCK 2 BECAUSE HE HAS BIOSHOCK WHICH IS WAY BETTER

Microwaved Grape: yes, how dare I never have played a game that came out years before I cared about videogames
killersparten003: ...97?
killersparten003: lol
Microwaved Grape: and won't even run on a modern computer
killersparten003: o wait..94
killersparten003: and yah it will lol
Microwaved Grape: with DOSbox
killersparten003: they made a version of it that runs on 95
killersparten003: and u can run it in compatibility mode
Microwaved Grape: yeah except windows generally sucks shit at emulating it's own software
Microwaved Grape: see also: Final Fantasy 7
killersparten003: ...it didnt suck with that one game that u gave me...i cant remember the name
killersparten003: the one with the vault and u have to get the water chip
Microwaved Grape: Jesus christ

Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!

I am physically unsuited for tasks with that level of ENDURANCE

Just not my balls!!!

Guitar Woman, why don't you get into DDR and LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT GEEZ. then you might have some endurance.

Because every time I try and play an arcade game that forces you to SHAKE YO BOOTY I invariably pull something.

you're such a FATASS

Ham-hock bastard.

I've a bit of a gut from lack of excercise, but I'm way too skinny to ever get fat without considerable effort.

My cousin built his own DDR pad out of wood and steel and magic, and played so much at home that he lost an incredible amount of weight. Then he piled laundry on it and he never did his laundry, and instead he would sit in a lazyboy and eat huge blocks of cheese. He gained the weight back with such swiftness that biochemical rules of nature were defied and minds were boggled.

man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(

Seriously, where's Pub?

You were drunk, man. Out of control!

NO DRINKING AND POSTING!

TADP
Terra Against Drunk Posting

On the locking of threads, I hope you all saw as Vila made a pathetic dick joke, so I called her out on making pathetic dick jokes, and she responded with "at least I don't make dick jokes" or something. I just thought I'd say that because it amused, at the very least (and at the same time, most importantly) me.

pssh, real acronyms are more tortuously phrased. An improvement would be "Terras Against Posting OnLine Etc.", hence, TADPOLE.

I take issue with the whole Terra/TADPOLE thing. Just so everybody knows.