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Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 11:51 AM

already checked, theres nobody with that name.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 11:54 AM

Maybe he just tricked you for a cheap laugh. If so, we're reaping the rewards now :lol

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 12:31 PM

5 years later.. your happy about it?

wow that was quite some delay ..

that is seriously just dumb.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2007 01:02 PM

No it's not. It's horrifyingly intelligent and you're just too dense to have gone this long without catching on to his plan.

Emu Feb 7th, 2007 01:36 PM

The name "Gadzooks" is copyrighted by that clothing store, and yet

MLE Feb 7th, 2007 05:44 PM

Emu, I never laughed at you until you got that avatar. What's up, buddy?

Black Flag Feb 7th, 2007 06:09 PM

i never really liked emu until this avatar either

good work bud

Nate Flax Feb 7th, 2007 10:56 PM

Hahaha! I shop at Gadzooks! It's quite the emporium of handcrafted delights. Or maybe that's Sears...can't really remember. Anyhow, best of luck to the chalk outlines who try to defeat me. They're gonna need it.

Emu Feb 7th, 2007 11:02 PM

this avatar does make me feel popular :)

Terra Feb 7th, 2007 11:14 PM

yuh it's pretty hot even the pink tie too, ike! :love

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 01:44 AM

La terre, vous pouvoir du soir me soutiens un jour ?

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2007 04:03 AM


Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 04:11 AM

Ne pas aussi fort découvrir ce qu'a été dit, vous pouvez google un traducteur. Mais im désolé si vous trouvez le barrior de langue quelque genre de problème, je toujours ai trouvé suis cultivé, un signe de inteligence.

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2007 04:53 AM

Yeah, here's the thing bitch, being french usually means you can understand french. You can go ahead and try something else though.

Btw, I don't need a translator, you're not smart, and you're still annoying :O

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 05:05 AM

zomboid.. most people in your region of canada are french, which is why I used it. Since, I was useing a translater, along with all the other people who joined in with me on posteing random shit in foreign languages.

You think theres a chance you might get off this hateing me and trying to prove everything I do to be dumb warpath you aparently have construsted?

Because all you tell me is that im annoying, to go away, and how stupid you find me. Yet you continue to post after myn to comment, when I would think someone as inteligent as you pertain to find yourself would just ignore me, and not waste your time.

Thats what I do....

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2007 06:13 AM

You were using french before I came, I doubt there was any other reason you used it, especially since your reason involves geography.

Also, if you really do ignore people and not waste your time, why do you keep replying to me?

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 06:37 AM

Maybe I secretly have a huge crush on you, and can't get enough of the harrasment you like to deal out constantly on a daily basis while Im here, sometimes when im not.

Or maybe because your sometimes interesting and funny.

Of course I could also just be an idiot.

Whatever works for you.

Nate Flax Feb 9th, 2007 09:06 AM

Hahaha! That was a hum-dinger there, Lenor! Ka-pow!

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 9th, 2007 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 469106)
Ne pas aussi fort découvrir ce qu'a été dit, vous pouvez google un traducteur. Mais im désolé si vous trouvez le barrior de langue quelque genre de problème, je toujours ai trouvé suis cultivé, un signe de inteligence.

Most of this makes no goddamn sense you know that right?

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 05:35 PM

because you don't speak spanish, duh

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2007 08:14 PM

I think you mean Esperanto. Stupid.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 08:19 PM

i think you mean shut up fathom

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2007 09:07 PM

It's not time for the Mock Wars, party boy.
Keep your pants on for a bit longer.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:22 PM

fathom i thought we were friends ;(

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2007 10:16 PM

We sure are.

Womti Feb 10th, 2007 10:27 AM

oh man guys, oh man.

ArrowX Feb 10th, 2007 11:32 AM


Work is for suckers, I'm want ANARCHY DOOOWN WITH THE GOVORNMENT


george Feb 11th, 2007 03:36 AM

can i join???? please.

Chojin Feb 11th, 2007 03:43 AM

are you gonna stick around for at least the whole month?

george Feb 11th, 2007 03:46 AM


i work A LOT but i have a lot of lonely time :(

and i am just full of venom :)

george Feb 11th, 2007 03:49 AM

okay, read the whole schedule and i can definently commit to this

Womti Feb 11th, 2007 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 469895)

shut the hell up >:

FartinMowler Feb 11th, 2007 04:42 PM

can someone re-name What to Twat :\

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 07:02 PM

I second that request.

Chojin Feb 11th, 2007 11:10 PM

that is by far the best-formatted lenor post i have ever seen :<

Nate Flax Feb 12th, 2007 09:18 AM

Ya know, for all the talking Lenor tends to accomplish on this board, there rarely seems to be entertainment value. It's like when I use to check up on Comedy Central only to find Dr. Katz marathons in siege. My lonely childhood days are returning....

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 01:25 PM

Dammit, I fucked up my whole repetitious non-formatting sentencing.

Nate: Go read more.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 12th, 2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Nate Flax (Post 470327)
Ya know, for all the talking Lenor tends to accomplish on this board, there rarely seems to be entertainment value. It's like when I use to check up on Comedy Central only to find Dr. Katz marathons in siege. My lonely childhood days are returning....

lurk more, post less

Blue Fox Feb 12th, 2007 07:36 PM

I'll participate, on the grounds that i can always just crawl into a hole and die when the going gets rough.

Sorry, it's in my blood, it's just what i do.

ArrowX Feb 12th, 2007 07:59 PM

Im ready for this guys. I wish my stupid camera worked, so I could open the qualifiers with a gritty montage of me working out with music playing!

But my name wasnt' changed on the participants list

I suggest that everyone who makes it past the qualifiers must submit an image themselves in a douchy pose so that each round will open with a Mortal Kombat style VS screen.

Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 08:27 PM

SO FAR WE GOTS 25 participants AND 19 voters, plus 2 large usergroups full of voters. If other people want to register to vote after this signup period, it will be allowed on a case-by-case basis; We generally want to avoid people getting all their buddies to register just to vote for them.

Fartinmowler, is someone going in halfsies with you or what?

ZBF and Misdemonar have been removed from the tournament for being blacklisted and gay without amelioration. Let me know if you can think of a reason why that's unfair.

Blue Fox, mock wars are serious business and you have to be willing to engage in internet battle for upwards of a month, so if you can't do that, please don't enter. If you can, please do!





Emu Feb 12th, 2007 08:36 PM

Why is Misdemeanor gay?

george Feb 12th, 2007 08:37 PM

with all assurances i am correct blue fox and i will team up to form:

go bananas!!!

it was going to be a family fun time project thing anyway.

Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 08:39 PM

Okay, just remember to keep it under one account. Make a new one or share one if you like, but only one account per ENTITY/TEAM.

george Feb 12th, 2007 08:50 PM

just made the account.

your going down pony pants :)

ArrowX Feb 12th, 2007 09:00 PM


I'll outmock you infidels!

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 01:39 PM

yay! I have a partner!

Can i just be on the team chojin? Or do i have to keep in as Blue Fox?

Go Bananas!

Our team rules!

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 470552)

I'll outmock you infidels!

I thought you said infielders.

Moobs Feb 13th, 2007 01:53 PM

oh cool i will be a voter.

I can do that right ;o

ArrowX Feb 13th, 2007 02:29 PM

I work this week from the 13-15 so I'll miss out on most of the first 3 days :(

FartinMowler Feb 13th, 2007 02:49 PM


Fartinmowler, is someone going in halfsies with you or what?

I will go it alone...I have a Mac and some photoshop skills...I promise not scripts or going of on wierd tangents.:\

GADZOOKS Feb 13th, 2007 03:27 PM

so wait, this starts the 15th or is this timestamp wrong?

Chojin Feb 13th, 2007 03:31 PM

It starts tomorrow.

Chojin Feb 13th, 2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 470831)
I work this week from the 13-15 so I'll miss out on most of the first 3 days :(

I work through the whole wars, fagmolicious. This board doesn't think that's a word, but I must disagree, as that's totally what you are.


Originally Posted by Blue Fox (Post 470794)
Can i just be on the team chojin? Or do i have to keep in as Blue Fox?

All teams have to share an account. George said he registered one, so that's the one both you and he will need to log in to to participate.

GADZOOKS Feb 13th, 2007 05:02 PM

For the record I am retracting my statement that I am helping Jixby Phillips. He's a big boy and can make jokes for himself. But I will vote.

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 08:01 PM

yay! Thank you Chojin! ^-^

Womti Feb 13th, 2007 08:28 PM

wait... blue fox you are a team

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 471022)
wait... blue fox you are a team

umm.. huh?:confused:

Lenor Feb 13th, 2007 08:37 PM

I'm going to be drunk.

Hopefully, you will all be more entertaining.

Or Ill laugh at myself.

Grislygus Feb 13th, 2007 09:00 PM

Bluefox, the retard means that the two kindergarteners sexing each other in your avatar constitutes a team.

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 09:04 PM


They aren't kindergardeners! >:
And they aren't having sex...

And i totally didn't get that joke untill u told me.

Is that bad?

Lenor Feb 13th, 2007 09:08 PM

I like pudding!

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 10:54 PM

ummm, Chojin.

Where do we post for the rounds? Like, in the certain forum or anywhere?

Sorry but i'm new to this.

Chojin Feb 13th, 2007 11:11 PM

There will be a new forum set up for the mocking of wars. Tomorrow morning.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2007 11:24 PM

Like a playground of destruction or something.

I recommend naming it THUNDERDOME.

Or Thundertards.

You can go either way on that one.

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 13th, 2007 11:35 PM

I havent broken any rules for this one I should at least be able to vote once. If not then Ill just watch and cry a little.

Chojin Feb 13th, 2007 11:55 PM

The whole point of being blacklisted is that it's an incentive to not dick up an event because you won't be able to participate in future events. JUST BECAUSE I BURNED YOUR HOUSE DOWN DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH THIS BOX OF MATCHES.

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 14th, 2007 12:29 AM

Yes mister chojin. I wont participate in any events for how long? (By the way I didnt know what being blacklisted meant)

GADZOOKS Feb 14th, 2007 12:33 AM


Dr. Boogie Feb 14th, 2007 12:34 AM

If only there were some way to find out the definition of a word. Perhaps someone could make a book about this...

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2007 12:38 AM

I'm right on top of that, Rose.

Misdemonar Feb 14th, 2007 12:43 AM

why am I not in participating? :o

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2007 01:02 AM

Yeah, Misdemonar doesn't really seem that bad.

Zomboid Feb 14th, 2007 01:48 AM

I don't get it either. He posted a picture of what he got in the santa event thing. There was no dreadfully unfunny "story" to go along with it like most people had, but it was still posted.

Mock Wars Admin Feb 14th, 2007 08:23 AM

George/BlueFox - You'll need to tell me what the name of your joint account is if I'm to add you to the mock wars participants list.

Chojin Feb 14th, 2007 08:35 AM

I thought misdemonar hadn't posted his pictures. I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT and add him to the list.

Chojin Feb 14th, 2007 08:36 AM



Blue Fox Feb 14th, 2007 11:42 AM

i'm sorry chojin, it's Go Bananas, george is setting it up right now.

I've been trying to get on all morning but the server was down.

Is it too late?

Emu Feb 14th, 2007 05:23 PM

It's been down for everyone, I think. :(

Blue Fox Feb 14th, 2007 05:52 PM

darn it

i just got back on, i'm going to create the Go Bananas account now, ok chojin? Dad couldn't get on earlier to make it.

Emu Feb 14th, 2007 09:38 PM

The Mock Wars 2K7 is all broken and shit. It has "Posts" and "Topics" reversed for some reason it doesn't have a "New Posts" button. :(

Chojin Feb 14th, 2007 09:47 PM

that's because only admins and mods can make new threads in the mock wars, DUMMY

but yeah the topics/posts reversi is weird

Emu Feb 14th, 2007 10:01 PM

No I meant the little blue thing that tells you when new posts have been made

Protoclown Feb 14th, 2007 10:39 PM

So uh, I'm old and confused and shit...I can vote in this thing, right?

Lenor Feb 14th, 2007 11:01 PM


Chojin Feb 14th, 2007 11:29 PM

proto: yes
lenor: yes

george Feb 14th, 2007 11:38 PM

thanks for replying chojin!!

i will wait and lock things on with blue fox in the AM, till then i'll lurk a little

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 15th, 2007 09:14 AM

And I cant do shit correct? But I can watch right?

Lenor Feb 15th, 2007 02:44 PM

Damn kid how many questions are you going to keep spewing out?

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 15th, 2007 03:32 PM

That will probably be my last one.

GADZOOKS Feb 15th, 2007 04:19 PM


Lenor Feb 15th, 2007 05:36 PM


At least allow him to watch his own 'Roasting'.

george Feb 16th, 2007 03:25 AM

can i just use my account?

i dont care if blue fox has access to it.

Wiffle Bat Feb 16th, 2007 05:06 AM

is it too late to join? can I join? I know Im gonna lose, I know a bit of photoshop and can probly make funny pikachurs. I've been feeling depressed lately and I want something to convince me to kill myself or just have some spare time to keep busy and distracted from killing myself. X__XX

Chojin Feb 16th, 2007 06:24 AM

I set up permissions; You're registered now, Wiffles.

kahljorn Feb 16th, 2007 12:41 PM

nevermind i read the schedule.

Chojin Feb 16th, 2007 01:58 PM

and yeah, george. I'll set up permissions for you.

Mock Wars Admin Feb 16th, 2007 08:41 PM

We're extending the Mock Wars 2K7 Qualifiers competition to Saturday since the server was down for most of Wednesday.

E-mails have been sent out to all Mock Wars Participants and Unicorn Glitter Starship members. In some cases, several copies of the same e-mails, as we were trying to figure out the new mass-emailing system.

This extra day of competition will subtract one day from the voting on the Qualifiers, and the rest of the competition will continue as scheduled.

Chojin Feb 18th, 2007 01:59 PM


All of the MWP and UGS members.

Noodles Feb 18th, 2007 11:08 PM

Im not aloud to vote wassupwitdat?

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