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Kitsa Dec 21st, 2010 12:30 PM

I saw that sort of thing IRL as a kid and it gave me nightmares as a kid.

Cat had kittens in grandparents' chimney somehow. Grandfather started fire, opened flue, voila...kittens on fire.

Babs Dec 22nd, 2010 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 708454)
Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2010 05:55 AM

shitty, sleepless night. I hate what winter does to me.

I look like Carrot Top with a hangover. Well, like, 1990's Carrot Top, without the steroid thing.

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 708568)
Why you want to ban me Tadao?

Because you look like a little shit fuck tard that I hated when I was a teen. But that's all over now and you look like a nice handsome young man. Hopefully it's because you ditched that twat of a GF. Hahahaah seriously, she is a hateful bitch, not like us!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2010 09:05 PM

MAN: Say, Jasper. What comes after 75?
JASPER: 76.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 708185)
That is the spirit. :)


elx Dec 22nd, 2010 09:36 PM

if anyone is still giftwrapping, pick up one of these!


amaaaaazing

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2010 10:05 PM

EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2010 10:58 PM

One if you do it right

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

elx Dec 22nd, 2010 11:06 PM

nuh uh, it's like two pieces down the middle, two pieces on each edge, several on a bow/for a tag...so on :(

:marthastewart

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2010 11:13 PM

i put one million tapes on everything :badatpresentwrapping

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2010 11:14 PM

If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

elx Dec 22nd, 2010 11:59 PM

we could always proclaim a new interest in the environment and collectively begin striking against gift wrapping, because it is a a waste and kills trees and also small girls in eastern asia.


edit: also this strike applies to all christmas decorating besides the pretty lights

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2010 12:06 AM

h8 the environment

This year the only wrapping paper I have available is so thin it's see-through :( So I'm too lazy go to the store to get new paper and I'm also too lazy to double wrap

kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2010 04:12 AM

i still havent even bought most people's presents ;/

captain516 Dec 23rd, 2010 04:13 AM

So I found this Russian website that has, like every Simpsons evar
That's how I spent my first 3 days of break

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2010 05:06 AM

I finished Chanukah and Christmas shopping long ago and I'm up to the February birthdays. :xmas2

Pentegarn Dec 23rd, 2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708673)
Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

Zhukov Dec 23rd, 2010 07:49 AM

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2010 12:19 PM

I also need to do christmas shopping tonight or tomorrow. then some wrappin.

Colonel Flagg Dec 23rd, 2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 708723)
I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

I always thought of this as cheating. :(

MLE Dec 23rd, 2010 04:19 PM

:oneofthosedays

Phoenix Gamma Dec 23rd, 2010 04:32 PM

Gift bags are totally lame unless it's for a token gift or you're giving multiple things. Like, I'm not at all close to my aunt and uncle (only see them once or twice a year, and my uncle doesn't really speak english). So I got them each a winter hat and a bag of those fucking awesome Lindor Truffles. So I'll toss those in a bag. My dad's birthday was two weeks ago so we got him some clothes and a copy of Goldeneye Wii, and put all of our gifts together in a bag.

I bought bigtimecow a Nintendo Points card a few years ago and put it in an envelope inside a box inside another box inside another box. He was like "uhhh I hope you didn't spend too much..." Then he bought Paper Mario and never even beat it >: He never beats anything though so that's my fault for buying him video game related gifts two years in a row :lol

On a totally unrelated note, after realizing every female in every group of friends I have is seeing someone, I signed up for OkCupid. As it turns out, there are some totally NOT awful people on there! Like...I would actually maybe date them probably! I expecting to delete my account within 24 hours after getting paired up with some depressed chick.

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, some chick with a dimly lit webcam photo and too much mascara messages me saying "what's up cutie wanna get to know each other more?" and her number. I take back what I said.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2010 05:39 PM

just beware of those people that then want you to join another site to either verify your age/who you are unless the other site is free. They are da scammers.

Phoenix Gamma Dec 23rd, 2010 05:55 PM

But verifying my Social Security #'s cool, right?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2010 05:58 PM

yeah, that's how you know they are legit peeps.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2010 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708667)
EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 708671)
One if you do it right

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708673)
Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 708686)
If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 708718)
You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

I totally made this up. :(

Wiffles Dec 23rd, 2010 09:19 PM


Tadao Dec 23rd, 2010 09:33 PM

The white tail is very suspicious. I had an asian friend in 4th grade who taught me how to make a Star Destroyer origami.

This is kinda close to it. I totally forget how to do it now.


Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2010 09:57 PM

I am on fire.

Shyandquietguy Dec 23rd, 2010 10:48 PM

I will most likely finally be moving out in a month.

I will no longer need to freqeunt the internet, hanging on a on-line forum I seem to have no real connection with in the hopes of avoiding how terribly cramped my life is!

I will finally be focused on managing the loudest volume setting on the speakers without disrupting neighbors, cooking every night to save money, obeying the rules of no pets, keeping my voice to a reasonable level, no dancing due to being above someone, not breaking a hole in the ceiling on being below someone, avoid really loud temper tantrums, avoid crying as loud as the really loud temper tantrums and managing what ever social ties that may seem to go somewhere in the safe hope of not being socially isolated at work!

FREEDOM!!!

Shyandquietguy Dec 23rd, 2010 10:49 PM

Did I mention I'm looking towards owning a gun in the near future?

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2010 11:08 PM

The worst part of humanity

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2010 11:09 PM

is you

Shyandquietguy Dec 23rd, 2010 11:30 PM

How are you handling the peyote there?

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2010 11:31 PM

I wish I had some, man. Ketamine is nice, though.

executioneer Dec 24th, 2010 03:11 AM

i just did all my xmist shopping in one swelled swoop, approximate cost $utah

executioneer Dec 24th, 2010 03:11 AM

wait this isnt facebook

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2010 03:38 AM

I'm sorry Shyandquietguydude, I was a little harsh. i had some chili and it made me think all crazy like.

Babs Dec 24th, 2010 04:07 AM

Can you handle the K hole?

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2010 04:09 AM

Bro, I can handle the shit out of it.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2010 04:35 AM











the blu-ray burner came with these ultra-fab retro 3d glasses.

so anyway:

Intel Core i7 950
2 x Triple Channel 6GB RAM, Corsair Dominator (12GB total)
2 x Radeon 5870s (crossfire)
2 x SSDs, OCZ vertex 60GB, (RAID 0) (120GB total)
2 x HDDS, WD Caviar Black 1TB, (RAID 0) (2TB total)

Named it Jumeaux, for "twins". Got a THEME going on here.

Also this case is the biggest thing I have ever seen. It has two fans in there that are larger than 5" in diameter.

Wiffles Dec 24th, 2010 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 708813)



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I am intrigued as to what kind of purr-formance you are getting from that board?
What O-purr-rating system are you planning for it? How many paw-lygons can the card pull?

Also you look skinny fit as ever, I cant believe you were so different not so long ago ^.^

Zhukov Dec 24th, 2010 09:46 AM

Well, Merry Christmas everyone. I guess Pub is off being festive and is too busy to beat me to it.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2010 09:58 AM

Merry Christmas to you too!

Zhukov Dec 24th, 2010 10:04 AM

There was a Catherine Tate version of A Christmas Carol on. She said fuck a lot and you would have liked it. Then a Monkey Magic movie.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2010 12:50 PM

Was there? We only got the second Catherine Tate Christmas Special here, the one where she met Charlotte Church and called her drunk-as-arseholes. I want to see the Christmas Carol one :(

Pub Lover Dec 24th, 2010 05:06 PM

Hullo from Saturday! Merry Christmas to you all. :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2010 05:30 PM

Eat peppermint bark and die

Shyandquietguy Dec 24th, 2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 708808)
I'm sorry Shyandquietguydude, I was a little harsh. i had some chili and it made me think all crazy like.

That is all right there. I am extremely anti-social these days.

But really, you didn't phase me one bit.

My Christmas holiday was awesome considering the circumstances. How was your holiday?

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2010 07:03 PM

It's been alright. My family was nice enough to influence my potential alcoholism and make me a Jim Beam and Coke.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2010 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 708824)
I am intrigued as to what kind of purr-formance you are getting from that board?
What O-purr-rating system are you planning for it? How many paw-lygons can the card pull?


stevetothepast Dec 25th, 2010 01:41 AM

Merry xmas y'all

executioneer Dec 25th, 2010 02:42 AM

happy birthday to everyones favorite stupid hippy, jesus christ

Tadao Dec 25th, 2010 12:09 PM

HaPPy SaNTa CLause DaY!

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2010 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 708849)

:3

Colonel Flagg Dec 25th, 2010 06:01 PM

Holiday cheer to all. :xmas1

Babs Dec 25th, 2010 06:46 PM

Merry Christmas to everybody at I-Mockery :xmas3

Fathom Zero Dec 25th, 2010 06:54 PM

bon noel

Phoenix Gamma Dec 26th, 2010 06:39 PM

HEY GUYS IT'S SNOWING. LET'S ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT SNOW. FUCKING SNOW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SNOW FUCK SHIT PISS SNOW FUCK.

Every year people have to act like the sky is falling whenever we get the first snowfall. It's just granular crystalline ice precipitation, people. We'll live >:

Ex Leper Dec 26th, 2010 07:30 PM

I'm quite enjoying our Post-Christmas blizzard.

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2010 09:21 PM


“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. … Time to die.”

Fathom Zero Dec 26th, 2010 10:31 PM

Jesus, don't kill yourself Pub. I like you too much.

Colonel Flagg Dec 26th, 2010 10:35 PM

Effing snow - I had enough to last a lifetime last February. :(

Zhukov Dec 27th, 2010 05:08 AM

It even snowed here. WTF?

Colonel Flagg Dec 27th, 2010 05:22 AM

Isn't it Summer in Tasmania? :confused

captain516 Dec 27th, 2010 05:35 AM

No snow here
West coast is Best coast

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2010 06:44 AM

Oh, northwest, why must your skies continually piss on everything?

Zhukov Dec 27th, 2010 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 708927)
Isn't it Summer in Tasmania? :confused

Yeah. We got snow on the mountain and the central highlands. It's FUCKED.

Mockery Dec 27th, 2010 09:04 AM

I'm stuck here in the New York blizzard and I don't have a sled.
MUST FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME :O

executioneer Dec 27th, 2010 09:32 AM

SNOWBALL FIGHT ON THE SUBWAY

Mockery Dec 27th, 2010 09:35 AM


:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 27th, 2010 10:45 AM

THAT'S WHY WE ARE THE BEAST COAST.

executioneer Dec 27th, 2010 10:46 AM

oh i see ny not nyc

Mockery Dec 27th, 2010 11:04 AM

I'm actually trying to get to NYC and Long Island so I can see my family... but all the trains are shut down and I'm stuck in Albany at the moment.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 708941)
MUST FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME :O

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 Highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXaDvcXTwJA

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 01:52 PM

My brother gave me his answering machine last night and it has 17 unheard messages on it. 2 of them are from my now dead youngest brother.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 27th, 2010 01:53 PM

:(

Kitsa Dec 27th, 2010 03:55 PM

You can look at it as a bad thing, or you can look at it as having a small piece of him for a little while longer.

Anyway, that's how I looked at it with my great grandmother.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 03:58 PM

I erased it after 10 minutes. It was of him calling from the mental hospital wanting to come home. While it was nice to hear his voice, all it did was remind me of how frightened and tortured he was.

stevetothepast Dec 27th, 2010 04:35 PM

Sorry to hear about your loss Tadao.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 05:26 PM

Thanks Steve, but really it's all ok now that he's gone. We just dealt with my fiances grandma dying last week and this just was another reminder of 2 people we want at our wedding who wont be there.

elx Dec 27th, 2010 05:43 PM

i came in here to complain, but suddenly it doesn't seem appropriate :(

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 06:20 PM

pussy

Babs Dec 27th, 2010 06:27 PM

Sorry to hear about both of your losses Tadao.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2010 07:35 PM

NO GRIEVING IN THE CHAT THREAD

Kitsa Dec 27th, 2010 08:10 PM

my dad told my mom that I ruined the peppermint christmas cookies by putting peppermint in them.

Beginning to think I can't win.

Esuohlim Dec 27th, 2010 08:29 PM

Being frightened and tortured in a mental hospital is just about the scariest goddamn thing I can think of :( :( :(

Babs Dec 27th, 2010 09:26 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2010 09:13 AM


MarioRPG Dec 28th, 2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708989)
Being frightened and tortured in a mental hospital is just about the scariest goddamn thing I can think of :( :( :(

Sounds like my past clinical rotation at the asylum.

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2010 09:09 PM

Tadao, you're such a fgt srs.

ginger Dec 28th, 2010 10:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qF6-2WxAh4

bet he can do that with his pony tail too

Tadao Dec 29th, 2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 709048)
Tadao, you're such a fgt srs.

Senior Citizen?

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2010 01:29 AM

Srs bznss sucks, bro.

But yeah, you're old and stuff too, I guess.

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2010 01:34 AM

Awwww, who am I kidding? I just want to give you lots and lots of hugs.

Wiffles Dec 29th, 2010 05:18 AM

hugs and drugs


... and jugs

Zhukov Dec 29th, 2010 06:54 AM

You got jugs, Wiffles?

ginger Dec 29th, 2010 09:04 AM

MY PARENTS DONT LET ME EAT SUGAR ANYMORE >:
>:
>:

Zhukov Dec 29th, 2010 09:09 AM

Did you know you can get banned for being unfunny?


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