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Akktri Mar 8th, 2010 02:00 AM

Australian Food Review!
 
Wherein I review various foods shipped to me from Australia!
Comments and mockery welcome!
Click the photo to see the review at Wordpress!

WHAT PHOTO LOL

Wiffles Mar 8th, 2010 02:13 AM

marmite is better!

*shot*

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 02:25 AM

Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 03:17 AM

I heart Tam Tam, but I don't get much of it, obviously.

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 04:41 AM

I can send various flavours of Tim Tam to anyone that can send me some of the American style salty tasting peanut bars. I have no idea what they are called but I want some.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:42 AM

Munch? Reminds me of peanut brittle.

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 05:49 AM

No, it was in a white packet.

Peanut brittle has a sweet, caramel like flavour, this was salty like peanut butter.

Aaarg Mar 8th, 2010 07:53 AM


Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 08:22 AM

That's the one. Loves it.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 03:01 PM

I'm retarded. :(

Evil Robot Mar 8th, 2010 07:31 PM

Australia doesnt have any foods except kangaroo and koala steaks, sand, and soup made from fallen tree branches.

Evil Robot Mar 8th, 2010 07:32 PM

oh yeah and they eat bugs

Tadao Mar 8th, 2010 08:46 PM

Don't drink the wine.

Evil Robot Mar 8th, 2010 09:00 PM

Dont lick the toads either

Kitsa Mar 8th, 2010 10:54 PM

I came to this thread expecting to find a smoking crater and instead, this.

You guys are getting soft.

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 11:17 PM

It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.

Grislygus Mar 8th, 2010 11:50 PM

Fuck the bugs and koalas, get me some croc jerky and we're in business

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2010 11:51 PM

:lol I can get croc jerky but I doubt I can get it out of my country. :(

Grislygus Mar 8th, 2010 11:53 PM

GODDAMMNIT WIFFLES, IF YOU WANNA STEAL MY BITS THEN AT LEAST GO FOR THE GOOD ONES

Grislygus Mar 8th, 2010 11:54 PM

I wanna try it so bad, that shit would be tasty :(

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2010 11:06 AM

I could send some but I'd have to wait till the next time I have money.

Zhukov Mar 10th, 2010 11:16 AM

In the mean time, pick something Australian (perhaps less of a restricted animal, and more along the lines of confectionery) that you want, and I will acquire some.

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2010 11:54 AM

shit on the barbie

Akktri Mar 11th, 2010 05:50 PM

Nope
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 675300)
It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.

I'm not a spam bot. I just want to be a reviewer.

...What? I got censored? Then how do you post reviews here?

Akktri Mar 11th, 2010 05:51 PM

AH!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 675095)
Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.



That's what I was trying to figure out! Yes! That's what it tastes like!
And thanks for the tips! I will try that right away on my tube of stale Vegemite!


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