oh great....you ban one retard, and two take his place.

You are a terrible poster

i'm thrilled that pentagorn dude invited his special-needs friend to join our forum

fucking thrilled

i was thrilled enough to send him home

Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<

He either got mugged or blocked me

Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :(

This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<

I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :<

lol no I just got a wave of customers as I was trying to close out. This always happens.

Me: I have finally balanced my drawer!
Customer: I know it's 10:59, but can you break my hundred?
Me: :x

i'm down to 340 1/2 this week

everybody limbo

I would have Tor, Zonealarm, and Peerguardian all up and on high alert before I went fucking with any scientologists ;<

I've been reading a lot of this. I'm sad I missed out.
I can't wait to see the aftermath.

Serious threads usually end badly.

wudit do ;O!

;D hey hoooonnney

NEW THREAD BACKUPS

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13401

heeeyy shug, hows it goin? :D

while you're at it GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO COME TO THE RING is still hilarious ;<

nm, you need to check the art shit forum now. it's got a new moderator!

another backup!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

Hey Guitar Woman!

Ask the Scientologists "dumb" questions, at first. Like... "Will this test take more than three days, because I have to go to work to feed my 7 children".

Finally, tell them yer a rocket scientist. Ask them who this "Jack Parsons" is.

I like saying "Does Xenu know you're doing this?"


I've also got a Silent Hill soundboard with Eddie puking and Heather going OH, THAT IS TOO GROSS

It's entertaining, to say the very least.

Not to mention the standard Duke Nukem and CD-i soundboards, which any internet pranker has to have by law.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some BALLS OF STEEL

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).

they dont talk about xenu till you're ot3 and have given them thousands of dollars

re: being a jerk to scientologists, they should encourage people to start stealing/vandalizing books (especially DIANETICS), movies, and cds that are related to scientologists, get the stores to stop carrying them and hit them even harder in the pocketbook