The Army won't let him carry a magazine in his M16:(

Well, don't start putting on airs, graces or indeed morals on my behalf.

OH I WON'T

It's okay though because my out-of-wedlock child is cooler than I'll ever be.

asl?

Blonde hair & blue eyes, on such things empires are built.

:x


So I was just this second envying Asila her fortune, but in the next I am so very glad I am without.

Having a pretty and sweet daughter is a constant source of worry. But she's still the coolest thing ever :rock

A gift of Peeece, in all good faith.

I wish I had the BBC :(

So does Seven Force.

:gigh

(I only listen to Custom when attractive lasses email me an mp3 of a song of theirs.)

Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!

We're almost at 1500 pages and that pleases me somehow.

good morning everyone :rolleyes

It should be noted about that attractive lass who sent me that mp3:

I once brought to her attention how awkward it would have been if I had told her sister that I have an mp3 in which she fakes an orgasm. When I met her sister it was in a totally unrelated situation where I saw the sister's maiden name and realized that I was inside a bizarre coincidence where the sister couldn't have known who I was.

There was some miscommunication involved when I expressed how awkward this would have been in the frame of what I intended as friendly conversation, and after some meticulously-worded apologies from me she began to believe that I wasn't blackmailing her and she brushed it off fairly well.

*gasps* A comic link that I lost when my other laptop caught on fire!

Tadao you're my hero

Shits funny huh

Fo sho

Edit: My house is too quiet :(

Hey, if you want you can send an mp3 with you faking an orgasm. Now's your chance to work on that.*

I have a budding collection.

*

I don't know whether to laugh or practice faking an orgasm.

...hmmmm....

Usually, when women in a state of resignation ask themselves this question it's because of the pictures of penises that flood their inboxes after they post a personals ad on CL.

APROPOS:

I've outed myself about having a dating profile, right? And I justify it to myself because it's of the rare breed that doesn't require payment? Right.

Anyways:
Hey there. I know that the site says we're perfect for each other, and the fact that we have a freakishly high number of common acquaintances makes it awkward for me to ignore the hitherto passive signs that you have interest in me, but I just wanted to thank you for letting me justify my failure to reciprocate attraction via your fascinating understanding of where nebulae may be found.