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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554752)

Much like her attempts at cooking.

OH SNAP

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554728)

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554757)

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

...walk in on...

:blah

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554757)

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

YES, thus prompting the :(

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554730)

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

Yours & mine, buddy.

& sometimes Seth's.

I-Mockery Suicide Club

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

I just saw seth's sig above something I just posted. I dare not scroll up. :chatter

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554731)

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

I sure do. :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554736)

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554737)

i thought you loved me babeh

That's how people express love in the real world, Kid.

Or at least how I've decided to interpret it.

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554738)

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

If you assume everyone actually means to be saying something nice, then you get to do what you want and act surprised when they leave you.

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554740)

That's how I show it

I told you, Missy. Issues.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554772)

I told you, Missy. Issues.

And by 'issues' I mean more buckets of crazy than you can count. :eek

That's nicer, right?

It's so nice when we get along

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554741)

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Like those two things are related.

If you get up in the morning, then you can shut up about being depressed. >:

We should holiday together

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554743)

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

I love you. :)

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554779)

I love you. :)

Because I do hate saying 'Fond regard'. :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554744)

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

A friend of mine was interviewed by the FBI recently because she bought items that could be used in the creation of a bomb while wearing a Che Guevara Tee.

We then spent a couple of hours discussing easy ways to avoid being detected again, which I'm sure would amuse her case agent when he reviews the transcripts.