Shit, the chick from the Weird Science tv show and the professor from Sliders are in this blockbuster.

Ooooooh, "intestinal parasites"

hahhaha i wanna bang the nerdy chick so we can talk about intestinal parasites.

Only bitches look for firewood.

hahaahah people are fucking now

Oh shit, someone just got it on for like five seconds.

i bet the sabretooth leaps through the window and kills the hot blonde.

Get that coffee, man. Leave the girl for me.

She gonna die.

why the fuck is she walking pantless outside?

Here kitty kitty kitty

hahahhaa the cartoon sabretooth snatched that bitch

OH SHIT

oh man this movie is hilarious...tadao it's too bad you have to watch Aztek Rex instead of this beauty

I like how they did a close-up on the Jaguar.

HELLS BELLS

OMG Spoilers!

I bet the guy is an ex-lover or some shit.

A BIG CAT

I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

aw shit, a buddy of mine just called reminding me to take him to the airport at 530am. There's goes my night.

Sabretooth does not deserve spoiler tags. You'll understand once you watch this horrendously shitty movie.

Ah yeah, friends = Airports and Movers.

Thing is he asked me last week and I said i'd think about it, because sacrificing my saturday night to wake up at 5am is pretty shitty. At this point though i'm probably his only option.

JONES

the blonde in the blue has quite the bust

All right folks, i'm off to dreamland.