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I feel sick :x

Maybe it's skin cancer.

Maybe it's maybeline?

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Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

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As sad as this sounds, i'd rather be at home tomorrow night getting drunk watching SciFi than going out for a coworker's 21st birthday.

A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

Who wants autographs

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Was the segment about obesity in America? If so, i'm sure they focused the camera on your massive monster truck tire-like gunt which may or may not be embarassing to you.

I oughta deck you one

It's a wake up call pal, you gotta lose the cottage cheese.

Stupid SciFi Channel. It's suposed o be stupisd scary movies on Sat. but no.... they had to ruin it with an Indiana Jones movie marathon. I want more horrible movies!

I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.

Yo, T-Rex. How hard was it to get a pilot's license?

We should do a thread where people compare handwriting, as I assume all computer-users hate such 'primitive ways'. :)

Guys, Friday night as I was smoking outside the bar at closing time, a cute girl was talking to some friends of mine and then she turned to me and said, "hey, I think I know you from... that website." All of a sudden, I was like, "OH SHIT!!" Turned out she was talking about the town's LJ community, so it was all cool. She even remembered a post I made almost three years ago for some reason.

At some point I did quote the spirit of MM and said "Hi, my name is Seth. You probably know me from The Internet," which is eerily effective in this community.

That's what I did. I was too hungover to do anything else anyway, so watching trash on tv was just great.

That's totally Loveline material. In a good way!

Seth does the girl knows that you are a youtube star?

If find it hilarious that people still take things said in these forums so seriously.