Quit drinkink!

Then you would become some sort of unfunny vortex that would destroy what happy I have left. No, drinking keeps me fro murdering stupid fucks like you.

Boy you got issues.

The last time I was drunk drunk I threw up four times (I only remember doing it twice) and had sex three times (I only remember once completely).

And you have no clue, this is chat buddy boy. You need to page a friend already.

Stupid fag.

PAGE!!!!

Page!!! :rock

PAIGE

PAIGE WANNA PAGE

I feel great today.
I hope you guys do too.
:)
Well SOME of you.
>:

I don't.

Work on it buster.

Work is the problem, but I will try I guess.

Very few people actually like their jobs, my friend.
Hell, I'd like to go back to being a part-time housewife.
Stupid Women's Lib.

Where my bitches at?
TODAY IS THE DAY!

Yeah! We are seriously lacking in bitches.

GAH already? holdonholdon

I FEEL GREAT CIG

Hehehe
Your turn Asila!
:D

Feeling great is great, man.

I so need to make a gif out of that one :(

I'm having a super good time on YoVille! :D

HOW ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME WHEN YOU ARE 0% DRUNK?

Being drunk in that game is surprisingly unexciting. The screen just gets really blurry. I thought you'd be, you know, waking up in your apartment with your pants around your ankles, but no.

Maybe she has a barrel full of monkeys.

I THINK KITSA WAS COOLER WHEN SHE WAS A CUTTLEFISH