YOU SHOULD TRY SAILOR JERRY'S.

IT IS WAY BETTER THEN THE CAPTAIN.

OOOOH I LOVE SAILOR JERRYS BUT I ONLY HAD SO MUCH TO SPEND. PLUS I ACT REALLY WEIRD WHEN I GET DRUNK ON THAT

I ONCE DRANK A BOTTLE OF ADMIRAL NEILSON'S RUM AND IT WAS SO CHEAP AND SHITTY.

THE LOWER THE RANK OF THE SAILOR THE BETTER THE RUM IS. :(

EVERYONE KNOWS OFFICERS CAN'T MAKE GOOD DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL INTO PORT AND SHIT.

OR MY GRANDFATHER WHO DRANK SHITTY BEER LIKE IT WAS WATER

MY GRANDFATHER DRANK VODKA AND CALLED IT WATER

MY GRANDFATHER WORKED IN THE OLYMPIA BEER FACTORY AND THEIR SLOGAN IS "IT'S THE WATER"

MY ACTUAL GRANDFATHER WAS A DRUNK

OH WAIT SO WAS MY STEPGRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A COMMANDER AND DRANK THE CRAPPY BEER.

I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THEM ACTUALLY DRANK MUCH WATER

;_;

I WANT TO YELL AT PEOPLE

yer all pussies

when i STOP drinking, Milwaukee's economy collapses

hey! I found a video of Tadao's Dad fucking his Mom. Pretty sure it's from the 90's because I heard Soundgarden in the background.

hmmmm?

Yikes, for a minute there I thought you said you found a video of Tadao fucking JOAT's mom.

I tried to post a gif of Tadao but photobucket deletated it :(

:(

:( :(

:*

LS you offend me!

asila will you love me? :<

girl boo ;}

tadao i had no idea you joined this place a year before me :eek

I'm only offended that the close ups a re blurry.

hows that HKO goin?

i hear that bro

I didn't know either until someone found my old account.

sorry vet!