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You see, it has come to my attention that the art forum is full of unreliable dildos, yet I am eager to start a new project.

So I will. But I won't do it with them. I'll do it with you. The cool people.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

THE GRAND GRISLY ART CONTEST

The idea is simple. I have started this picture for you. Finish it for me.

THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT CLAIM TO BE ARTISTS EVEN IF THEY'D HAD A WILD NIGHT WITH SALVADORE DALI?

Do it in any method or madness you choose, and pm me the results. When I have decided that I have received enough, I will choose a winner and post all contributions in the art forum and laugh at the fools who missed this opportunity

I mean really, I could cheat and let my father do it, if I wanted it to look good

YOU ARE THE OUTCASTS, THE HERMITS, THE TRUE TORTURED SOULS, SHINE FOR ME! SHINE!

Johnny, show them what they'll win!

OH GOD WHAT WILL IT BE

Quote:

Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead---
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.

Ah, you're too meek---
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer---
and so happy, it hurts.

I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.

Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.

I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.

And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.

How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?

You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.

As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.

Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.

I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.

And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.

Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie---
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.

Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me---I wouldn't care.

As you wish, you may destroy me
---I wouldn't care.

I didn't like this poem very much. :(

"THHHHHHHAAAAAAAYTS RIGHT, GW! WE'VE GOT QUITE A PRIZE ON OUR HANDS HERE!

WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HEARTWARMING TALE OF ART CRITICS, MEDIA MOGULS, PARENTS, AND A GREASY FILM MAKER EXPLOITING A SMALL CHILD! AND IT'LL BE SHIPPED TO THE WINNER! HOLY SHIT! BACK TO YOU, GW!"

OH

I'VE SEEN THAT

FUCK

ALSO FUCK YOU GW SRSLY

WHAT ELSE WE GOT, JOHNNY?

"WELL, FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER, WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL HERE FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YA, I SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T KEEP IT!

SERIOUSLY, IT WAS LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!

I'M BLEEDING OUT!

ANYWAY, WE GOT OURSELVES A NICE HARDCOVER BY BELOVED ENGLISH FRUITBAT REALPH STEADMAN, FOLLOW UP TO HIS ACCLAIMED GRAPES OF RALPH!

CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

OH

I MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN THAT CASE

YES

YES

WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL

Seriously though you two may end up getting the prizes just because you'll be the only ones participating :(

more people love you than you know, Grisly. You might be surprised