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G'NIGHT, BITCHES :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597249)

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Thanks for the special pics Shrub ;)

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me :(

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

Show us yer cat, MM! :eek

I don't have one anymore :eek

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?

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Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597004)

I understand your disappointment to a degree. I remember feeling similarly when they gave Mario that water jetpack in Super Mario Sunshine. And while it changed things up, it didn't shake the foundations of the franchise, and the game was still quite good.

Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)

i have some weed right now :( it's dense and awesome looking.

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597351)

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597174)

I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood

Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling. :x

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.>:

Oh god, I'm so fat. :(

Pub, you a crazy ******.

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub. :(

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Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597376)

Pub, you a crazy ******.

This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver. :eek

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 597381)

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)

you prepare weed by smoking it :(

That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit. :(

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597387)

what does your weed look like?

I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597390)

Be careful, Pub. :(

That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 597400)

I watch way too much late night TV

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling. :yum

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys :eek