I was competitive all four years of high school, then I moved here and the only pool around is an indoor one at an athletic club that hasn't been touched by chlorine in five centuries. Only two years later, I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

PICZPLZKTHNX! :orgasm

The speedos have been disposed of a long time ago, for the good of humanity

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

Hopefully, every pair was eventually burned by the lumbering, unfathomable complex that it the American Waste Disposal system

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! PLZ PLZ PLZ! PICS PLZKTHNX! :wank

BURNED, DUMPED IN HEAPS OF REFUSE AND BURNED, NEVER TO BE SEEN BY MANKIND EVER AGAIN

So P.L Verne, how many page breaks is it required for me to get rid of Tyttöbakteeri?

That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

Wait, what the fuck is Tittybacteria? Does it cause SIDS

Exactly what titty bacteria sounds like, Gus. Girl Germs! Cooties! :eek

Ranny-K, You've gott it pretty bad, so we'll play it be ear, ok?
I know! :eek :stalk

Shrub is so great. <3

Heart Shrub!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart Shrub sooooo much! <3

WITH MY DICK! :eek

I wanna trim her bushes!

..

Oh fuck, I forgot to do the thing that prevents those white lines. :x

Stop being such a fork, Verne :rolleyes

NONONO!

Happy times!

G'NIGHT Y'ALL :rolleyes

I need my prostate checked Shrub.

I gots a nice pointy stick.

My fingers aren't as threatening as Glowbellys.