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I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses

pac-man

Nov 27th, 2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 597829)

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 597820)

:lol

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 597815)

My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?

That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

;)

Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?

WhiteRat

Nov 27th, 2008 09:40 AM

My piss was nearly brown today.

Dixie

Nov 27th, 2008 10:11 AM

Butt piss?

Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
See ya!

MetalMilitia

Nov 27th, 2008 10:23 AM

You're probably dehydrated.

Shrubfest

Nov 27th, 2008 10:28 AM

MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?

MetalMilitia

Nov 27th, 2008 10:47 AM

I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 10:59 AM

I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(

Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet

pac-man

Nov 27th, 2008 12:59 PM