Bitch is in heat.

EDIT:

Mario Frog Dog?

I just lost all faith in humanity.

Ok so it's not a dog, but it was confusing.

doompidy doo!

Just add hot sauce.

sheez hawt

Anna Nicole Puppy Reincarnation

I'm not a "pet" person, but this is starting to make me feel sad for these critters.

Sort of...

I might dress up my cats one day, but I'm waiting til they get declawed.

I do believe that cancels your membership to the "I Deserve To Exist" club. But it's been awhile since I've had to check the rulebook.

I don't really like clubs.
They're kinda gay.

Tip: You can get back in the next night if you don't wash your hand.

Cheaper to drink at home.
And probably safer.

Benefiber=lots of pooping

I love to poop. Dare I say it's the favorite part of my morning.

I'm so watching that movie some day :<

Well?