Flash Kick. :(

What the hell is with ultraGerman metal bands, it's like they're trying to destroy their own culture

"And now, by In Extremo, is their pseudo folkpop frankfurtmetal smash hit Werd Ich Am Galgen Hochgezogen, accompanied by fucking bagpipes

"AKCTOY VEY GROGASS BLRAGH!
FLAKKEN IST KRILL VAN VRIEG VOKSTAT VOKSTAT KRIEG
BLARGH BLARGH DEPIECHSE SDE GALGEN ESTRLOY, ESTRLOY EN FLARGEN GLARGH EL NIECKT GALGEN GALGEN BLEEEEAAAAAUUURGH"

And CiG's avatar is now better than any of ours, guys, someone up the ante

But it's too nice, I can't afford it :(

Man, Germans are fucking weird.









Burnin', Lootin', Rapin', Shootin'

It's been so long

I don't even know what I did with Bad News, it was my favorite comedy album ever
and I think it went to the big garage sale in the sky :(

Huzzat, whu

Oh what the fuck now, that's just plain dumb right there

The films are brilliant.
In fact, since I don't have work tonight I might just get fucked up and watch them now!
It's a shame this housewifedom won't last long.

Are you talking about Three Stooges films, or Bad News films


'Cause if Bad News made films I'm gonna suddenly be dropping a lot of cash

Dude, Bad News had 2 films.
The original short film, then the Bad News reunion tour film.
YOU NEED THEM.

Then again I only have them on VHS, but I'm sure there's a torrent of them out somewhere.

Oh shit Amazon has the VHS tapes I'm ordering them right now
I'm all jazzed now, I'm all nerded up and switched the internet radio to Up the Irons

You're gonna love it.

Fuck, I love Armored Saint so much
There's not even a reason for it, I just love the screechy bastards

Chemical Euphoria!
OH... DEAR... GOD
Mass Hysteria
I'm pretty damn sure that, had the eighties been my heyday, I would have owned an airbrush Saints Will Conquer jacket, and proudly display the pictures today

Only if you play the record backwards

it's pee pee time
...
and then a nap!

GUH'NITE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IrU...eature=related

Old as hell, but the added laugh made me crack up a bit :(

I had the shittiest Chinese food I think I've ever had in my entire life.

They had "peanut chicken" that was (I'm pretty sure) generic breaded chicken nuggets with melted peanut butter poured on top.

There was also, inexplicably, a pecan pie on the buffet.

I'm fairly sure I'm going to be ill from this.

Nothing has gone right today :(

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Kitsa, we're on the same level of miserable today.

Ladies, chill out. You are being overly dramatic.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stupid uterus

In Finland, beer is made from reindeer pee and pine cones.

I've always had the idea that by booze people mean whiskey, vodka etc.

But then again, I'm from Finland, so I guess the joke's on me :rolleyes

I didn't mean what I said about Finland.
I love Finland.
But booze generally means anything with alcohol in 'Merica.


PS-The way I say it tends to sound like Vyeeeee-touuuu