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I hear Mississippi's enacting a law that would allow sportsmen to hunt and kill lesbians after this prom night debacle

I'M GONNA GO BAG ME A GOODUN.

WE GOTTS TA THIN OUT THEM GODDAMN CUNTSWABBERS


How much do you want to bet that the lesbian students' houses get firebombed now? :lol Their town is backwoods by MISSISSIPPI standards, for God's sake

I'm serious, semi-human clans holed up in the Ozarks think that Mississipi's way too inbred

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS, THEY'LL STARVE TO DEATH.

Holy shit, do you think they'll make use the Boone and Crockett scale on fat lesbians?

The points will refer to fat rolls rather than tines :lol

SHEEIT, SKEETER, THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEN POINT BUCK

THEY'RE SUCH AMAZIN, PAU-ERFUL ANIMALS, YA KNOW? MAKES YOU FEEL CLOSE TA NATURE

GOTDAMN SPILT MY BEER SHOOTIN DIS ERE SUMBITCH

EARL YOU SHITHEAD, THIS IS MARTHA STEWART URINE

I SPECIFIKLY TOLE YEW TA GET ELLEN DEGENERES, THEY AINT GONNA GO FOR THIS SCENT

Fuckin' hell. Well, we ain't licked yet. Fetch them thar eighties power suits. Lay 'em in the clearing, see if'n they go ferit

I'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF INDIGO GIRLS CDS. I HEAR DEY AINT NONE TOO BRIGHT, SHULD BE EEEAASSSYYYY PICKINS

C-Span is really fucking lively today


The Republican representatives were arguing really well, and What's-His-Face from Texas really hammered home how they're getting screwed and sidelined in the proposal department; right until he up yielded the floor to Lynn Westmoreland, who is still fucking jabbering on with the most tired and retarded arguments available.

Goddamn Georgia, I swear

Man, bring back the discussion about Yucca Mountain, I had no idea that Obama killed it.

GEE, AMERICA'S SPENT BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SETTING UP THIS NUCLEAR WASTE STORAGE DEAL AT YUCCA SINCE THE EIGHTIES, AFTER ASSUMING ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR PROPERLY CONTAINING NUCLEAR WASTE, AND IT'S FINALLY GOING THROUGH IN 2010.

AW, FUCK IT. SCRATCH THE WHOLE DAMN THING SO THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR CAN SUE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN

Virginia Foxx now. Shut the hell up, you lopsided old bat


"GODAMMIT DAWL DIS DAT'S DIS HERE'S WHAT ALL THEM BANANA REPUBLICS DO! THIS AIN'T WHAT AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOES! THEY'RE ABANDONIN' THE TRANSPARENCY! IT'S NOT US THIS TIME! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK"

:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

FUCKING COMMON-SENSE TEXAS GUY KEEPS YIELDING HIS TIME TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE

I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. In fact I expect some sort of variance of this in the near future.

I think people are just waiting on the fat vaccine.

I just noticed that I typed dystobian rather than dystopian


As the 'b' key is nowhere near the 'p' key, I can only assume that I have all the quick hand-eye coordination of a half-retarded sloth with muscle spasms

Any one bring any cool chart boards or props?

Got damn, I got raped in CoD MW2.

Raped.

Is my avatar hax0r3d?

YES

Sunday - DINOSHARK ON SCIFI!

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