A guy and his lover were talking.

Guy: "Wanna go see brokeback mountain?"
Lover: "Okay."

And they did.

They had gay sex afterwords. Just like in the movie.

His ass was like a glazed doughnut.

Oh my god, that was hilarious. By the way, this was posted using a PSP. :P

And it was friggin' hard, too, without a keyboard.
I was bumming off of my dick neighbor's wifi.
I hate him so, that pot-smoking hippie. He used to be emo, but now he's a gangsta.

HEY GUYS UWE BOLL IS GONNA FUCKIGN FIGHT HIS CRITICS

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html

I'm gonna go to vancouver and watch him and someone else dosomething so trivial.

"All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. "

What the fuck is all that supposed to be about? Will the film be so physically demanding that you need a physical?

no dude he's actually going to box them cause he's SO MAD that people on the internet say his movies are bad and he wants to make sure he's not gonna get sued by some heart patient or whatever

plus, he doesn't want to get outweighed so bad that he gets badly injured

I'm eating pasta watching the Usual Suspects on DVD, confirming a Mission Hill Complete Series DVD set at 3:44 AM. I am also beginning to question what has become of my life.

Thanks Fathom Zero. I most certainly cannot wait for your next installment.

I AM GAY I TYPE IN SMALL UNREADABLE TEXT AND ALSO Seriously though, nice avatar.

That's as funny as watching Russell Crowe beat random people :)

Why boxing, though? I want to see Uwe Boll streetfight a morbidly obese 34 yr. old :/

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA TONITE



EXCITEMENT

i'm happy for you. :(

"And there was much rejoicing"

I dunno guys I think the pokemon stadium music is actually pretty good to play smash bros to.

Nice edit, Seven. I heard you the first time. And thank you.

lol @ sound on/off :lol

That's not a screen capture, that's the actual image from the advertisement.

The Indiana Jones ride at disneyland isn't as awesome as I remembered :(

Yeah that's nothing but a weenie ride anymore.

The problem with being the oldest of a fair sized brood, & then still living at home far past the age of "isn't that a bit weird?" is that you get over-ruled at the tv. Sure I want to watch my Stargate & Firefly like every week, but all my younger sisters want to watch the new movie on the Disney Channel. So I do the only thing a habitual loser can do and I get drunk and watch too. So I'm watching the Australasian Disney premier of "High School Musical" & I see Olesya Rulin & so I spent a drunken evening in front of google trying to find out if she's old enough to be appreciated by me or if I'm a drunken pervert, all the while not realizing that the only way I could ask that question is if I am a drunken pervert.

haha, oh no!

:x x_SUICIDE TIME_x :x !!!!!

hahaha. :(

;)

FUCK YOU! >:

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SEXY ASS! >:

YOUR SEXY, SEXY ASS! >:

:orgasm