:lol

Oh, I see. You can say something incredibly stupid and about me, but I can't comment because you were actually talking to Fathom at the time. Fair enough.

How about this; I'll follow that insane logic made up on the spot since you have nothing better to come back with, if you shut the fuck up and never post ever again.

Deal?


Deal.

Were you touched inappropriately as a small child or anything around those lines? Sir, you are lashing out irrationally at me and I think that's uncalled for. I don't know about you, but I'm an American and we can post where ever we want boy. I know all you "differents" out there have some sort of fucked firewall bullshit going on and you're a little tense from not being able to access your small tits and squirters but you can't take that anguish out on someone, especially a proud American as myself. I know you're a little racist, you don't like black presidents, but take that shit along with your marxist beliefs and build a wall around yourself in the outback aussie fag.

Quick, call me a Jew, it might work! And fucking LOL at attempting to dis me by saying I don't black presidents. :lol


Aussie fag, are you a pedophile? Did your mom suck your dicks as a child? I now youre are a racist, but try not to be racist you fag. Why dont you move to America were we don't have restricting laws regarding sex on the internet. Fucking marxist.

I know you don't black presidents :lol

Yeah, we all need

Someone

We can cream on

And if you want to,

You can cream on me

This has me on the edge of my seat

Babs is retarded and I keep expecting Zhukov to beat him like a red-headed stepchild and it isn't happening :x









BABS IS GOING TO EAT ZHUKOV'S HEART AND STEAL HIS POWER, GUYS :(

The fuck?

SECRET TIME: I've been drunk since about 3 PM yesterday!

It's about 15 minutes to 8 AM now.

I think I fried some brain cells.

I only eat the hearts of worthy opponents :rolleyes

Wait... in a round about way that sort of implies I'm not worthy :(

Ok, there's a special hell for people who laugh at this, and I'm going to it

:lol


:(

:lol

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to read that book.

I have made that figure along with three or four others. I still have to finish the figure of Ms. D and then I will send them in. School has just been really busy so I haven't had much time to work on it. :(

Zhukov. Dont forget about your ignore list. Just saying. :\

I call it my Lenor List ;)

ZZZIIINNNGGG!!

I was about to say that I've only ever had one person on that list. :(

He might have an opinion that needs correcting; I'm not going to ignore someone who gives me a pathetic sense of self achievement.

My entry for the next Doc Mock art contest is practically finished and it hasn't even been announced yet

On the other hand, I may not even submit it because it's so huge that viewing it in any way other than opening it in MS Paint blurs the fuck out of it AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT


Either way, it's going to eventually end up being scaled down so that I can use it for another SEIZURE TIME, because it will cause migraines in active GIF form

Girl, you know you my world.

NOT YET, NOT YET SAVE IT FOR SEIZURE TIME

:rolleyes

PAGE BRAK D00D WTF

If Babs last post wasnt about how he is or at least was this kid, then it should have been.

<Removed img link that didnt work :( >

SFW?

Why wouldnt it be?

I DON'T LIKE LIVER

http://www.80stees.com/products/Wild...unny-Shirt.asp

Want this shirt

Hahahaha

Album #2: With the Beatles

This is an improvement, albeit barely. The music and lyrics are a little less lighthearted and faggy than the first album, and the shitty 50s doo-wop is replaced for the most part with shitty 50s rock and roll. Still boring.

well duh

:rolleyes

This one's the best. The only people who get it are fellow fans, and it's so small and unassuming that none of the normal people will notice you geeking it up

I take that BACK, apparently there's a huge fucking logo on the back. not cool, bra

They have the dick towel too I'm thinking about getting.

GRIZZLYGOOSE :snuglasses

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN WE'D JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND TALK :(

GIVE ME A HUG, FUCKER

THERE WERE MORE FUNNY AND STUPID PEOPLE BACK THEN

And there were even funnier and even dumber people back when I first got here

And there were even funnier and even dumber people than that back before I first got here




Honestly, I miss the useless mock wars section. :( All the new people are bitching at each other all over everything AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT WE'VE LOST

Also, Pub used to be here 24/7 as the forum's guardian angel, now he ignores us all :(













On an even more depressing note, one of my friends is a HUGE fan of Monster Magnet, and there's nothing I love better than to rag on him relentlessly for being such a faggot. Well, he's finally convinced me to listen to 4-Way Diablo. It's as queer and overblown as every other album that they've done, but I'm horrified to discover that I really like this album

SHIT

Well, except for A Thousand Stars, that song fucking sucks. And Wall of Fire, now that I think about it. And You're Alive. And I'm Calling You.

Actually, the whole damn album sucks except for Solid Gold and Blow Your Mind, and the lyrics are just as retarded as ever. Fuck Monster Magnet, I remain correct in my original opinion of them

I miss the actual Mock Wars too, there was funny shit amidst all the crap. And the crappy humor gave them character, context. Texture, if you will

How are we supposed to be nice and friendly and welcoming to people at I-Mockery if we have a forum about mocking, come on Gus

Has anyone else notice that being nice and friendly to all the new people basically amounts to being bitchy and retarded rather than cruel and funny?




Also, now that I visit memory lane, I'm fucking disgusted to notice that my only contribution to Thread Backups was this rather than this, which was actually funny

I'll nnever forget Gadzooks making the fat kid cry and the following mockery of his dead father

If you rearrange the letters in "Micheal Jackson" you can spell the words "Anal Jock Chimes".

SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

Heyy Sam :)

Bored, Bored, BORED I SAY! I have to wait until April 24 to work for the Census, no one else is hiring in the meantime (not even parttime), I have no money for beer or glenfiddich or movies or dinner, lunch, sports tickets, or any form of merrymaking whatsoever and I am BORED, AND THERE ARE NO OTHER RESTLESS INSOMNIACS TO KEEP ME COMPANY AROUND HERE

By God, you people are going to have to skip over my nocturnal ravings when you wake up.


I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

Hey, did I mention that Farmers Insurance just charged me two premiums on my ONE vehicle (as well as other bullshit charges), taking a total of four hundred and eighty four dollars from my account? And that, after I complained to my agent and demanded a refund of three hundred seventy five of those dollars, I got a letter from Farmers saying that they were "taking action" against me, but in no way described what that action was, or why?

Did I also mention that US Cellular JUST FINISHED extorting me for one hundred and thirty dollars five months after I cancelled my plan and paid everything in full? I'm feeling like Old Gil from The Simpsons right now >:

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK US CELLULAR >:

I HAD THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEY DIDN'T AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DOG COCKS

SAM, YOU'RE HERE




I'M GLAD WE AGREE AND EVERYONE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW IS A PUSSY

SUP NIGGA

FUCK INSURANCE. THEY TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME ONE TIME TOO. ALSO THIS One tiME I NOTICED MONTH TO MONTH THEY GRADUALLY STARTED BILLING ME SEVEN DAYS EARLIER, SO EVENTUALLY IT WAS LIKE I WAS ONLY PAYING FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEks of inSURANCE.

:lol :( :( who the hell did you have?

I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.

gonna get so f*ckin drunk

i'd have a few before work if i'd slept

St Patrick was English.

Well, Occupied British.

I think I'll have few drinks at the local Irish bar.

Oh and happy belated st urho's day

:lol :HIGHFIVE

That's sad, man :(

:lol

:lol you can't run from it!

Those poor dumb bastards. :lol

speaking of dumb bastards...

http://www.cbn.com/media/player/inde...O_SW_031710_WS

Medical advice from Pat Robertson, how could this possibly go wrong?

Among other things, I learned that you should take whatever OTC painkiller makes you happy, you shouldn't eat trichinosis, and cows have an extra stomach.

Nsaids = Non Specific Anti Inflamitory blah blah blah

:lol

OMG he just recommended aleeve and doesn'y know what an Nsaid is.

Uhg I can't watch the whole thing.

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).

He's gonna get some gullible sumbitch killed

You need to link them so I can just easily click on the link to see whats on the album. :(

I like the song anytime at all. There's not too many I like now that I've had sex with a girl, cause early Beatles are for virgins.

You lazy pile of

Album #1: Please Please Me

Album #2: With The Beatles

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

Wait till you get to this stuff. This is one of my favorite stalker/killing songs.

BTW SciFi has been playing Leprechaun 1-4 backwards. Glad I dvrded it so I can watch them in order.

Is Lep in Space #4? That's one is the jam.

Yep

I need better grammar. Also, going to go watch syfy

I think it's too late for you 10K, but Lep 1 is on in 20 mins EST

I saw two dvd sets and one was Leprechaun In The Hood/Space set and the other one was the numbered movies. EIGHT BUCKS EACH! :eek

So, 1-4 and both in the hoods for 8 bucks? Err I mean 16 total?

Two sets for $8 each. 1 - 3 in one set. 4 and In Tha Hood 1/2 in the other.

Jawesome

Good night

Rankeri I'm going to buy a plane ticket to Finland and then I'm going to find you and murder you

chocolate cheerios are the proverbial shiznit.

Hey Rankeri buddy we used to be best friends

Like Laurel and Hardy!

Bullshit it never rains in Southern California, it's the only state in the union that manages to be hammered by torrents of miserable rainstorms and still be crippled by monstrous droughts at the same time

:lol

MOVING TO CANADA:
Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent
Smallish town, which I like
Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history
Finally getting out of America
No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.

Over Zomboid's dead body you will