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"is a community college man- STOP LAUGHING!"

Oh yeah this is true, a dead haolie is the only accepted haolie. You're especially in trouble if you still look like greasy walking jap culture

How many people remember the Terra and Cosmo foreplay thread :x

This thread immediately comes to mind as the worst of the worst long non-Clement threads ever on this board. However, reading through it again there's some pretty funny shit on there (as long as you don't read any Terra, Cosmo, or Lenor posts). But the stuff that isn't funny, man, it's just fucking awful.

Overall I don't know what to think of it! :(

..

Dylan. :(

Hay Rankeri;

http://soundcloud.com/nettwerkmusicg...eat-jan-hammer

I am getting my first tattoo soon! Going to get an estimate sometime this weekend.

Sorry bro I didn't know your real name yet :( :(

The sad thing is that I still know who all those people are :(

THAT'S BULLSHIT, MANG.

You people are never learning my name :(

I bet it's Tucker. Or Clyde.

HUNTER

Or Charles, but you go by Chuck or Charlie.

I'll give you a hint, it's a Welsh name

HAVE FUN WITH THAT ONE

LLEWELLYN

Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN

four letters, btw

Conway

GRUFFYDD?

Fuck this game

NOPE NOPE NOP

IS IT GUS

>:

..

This game sux

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We still are :love

Fuckin' bringing me down, as per usual

EMYR

Hahahaha I bet his name is Megan :x

Dr. Sharkface mcscamsalot willstealyourkidneysington

GIRLYGUS IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MADE TO MOCK THAT MOLTRESXX FGT, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HER NAME TOO



I want to keep dropping an endless stream of incredibly useful and infuriating hints, but there's always the risk of an English person figuring it out :(

That was the hardest I ever laughed at a single thread I think

Man, I would totally hang out with milhouse

Rankeri sits in a corner, drinking alone and watching Milhouse jealously

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

I'll be nice and tell you Girlygus' nicknames. In Junior High, she was called Big Bertha and in High School she was known as "That Weird Guy"

Bryn.

nyope. It IS a four letter name, though. Most people would never know my name was welsh. If they heard my name, they would spell it wrong. If they read my name, MOST people pronounce it wrong due to the spelling.



When they do hear my name, people IMMEDIATELY think of peanut butter and candy


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES, RIDDLER

Rhys

ITS RHYS YOU DUMDUMS

:rolleyes

I see that more often as a surname, though.

I can't be online and kiss girls at the same time. It is a rule. You know this rule. In your heart. Your tiny, cold heart.
Danny asked me for your name. If he had included the super easy clue he would've looked so smart to you dummies.
So easy to get even without that stupid peanut butter clue.
RannyK is the new Pub. Finland is the New Texas.

:love

I missed the boat but I miss GRAVYGUS

MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA. THREW ONIONS ONTO IT

GOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD.

Fuckin hell >: Knew I shouldnt have jabbered on about the fuckin peanut butter and candy

I didn't know Rhys was a welsh name. Thought it was more of a futuristic name.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF A DWARF AND THE TEACHER ON SLIDERS

THEY USE THE FGT ASS FRENCH-BASED SPELLING (REESE)



WAIT, NO, JOHN-RHYS DAVIES DOESN'T



JOHN-RHYS DAVIES IS A COOL GUY BRA

I WOULD BANG THE CHICK ON SLIDERS SO HARD :(

FUCK SON IS THAT A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA



I SMELL A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA AND SAM AND I BETTER FUCKING GET SOME OF IT
89% OF ALL BEER AND MEN AGREE THAT BARBECUE CHICKEN IS A SUPERIOR PIZZA

AND THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE RIPPED APART IN SECONDS SO YOU BETTER GO MAKE ENOUGH PIZZA FOR EVERYONE CAPTAIN SELFISH

YES HE IS



SO IS PAVAROTTI



AND DOM DELUISE



AND PAUL PRUDHOMME >:

Hey milpool, wanna go throw some hoops?

Sure thing there's nothing manlier than a game of basketball son

We will use the time-honoredpizzeria tradition of ordering a crappy beer in an ice-cold can so that we can swig it before each bite, cooling our mouths so as to be able to eat the scalding pizza as fast as possible while watching making sure none of those other two-bit f@#%ers get any more slices of pizza than you od, further ensuring that no one gets nearly enough pizza and that you order another one, more beer, and a side of buffalo wings

dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever :(

But would you order a pitcher of beer?

Also, Milpool, come talk March Madness in the sports forum with us!

MANY

I've got a busy day today I won't be able to indulge in any first round festivities :(

Wait... Pitchers or cans? Or perhaps bottles? Fuck I just dont know anymore.

You use cans if you eat with other young people, because they're colder and you don't care about the taste. The beer becomes an accessory to help you eat faster and (hopefully) more than your buddies can before the whole damn pizza disappears.

If you're in for the long haul and not short on cash, you can always order plenty more, so you don't need the mouth-cooling action and it'll be safe to get pitchers of beer and enjoy yourself




Sharing pizza with a group of other twenty-somethings when you're pooling money and can't afford too many pizzas... that's not recreational, that's a brutal fucking sporting event

14 people logged on, forty five lurkers and nobody's posting in the chat thread? Or posting at all? You guys suck

I should be asleep since it's 5:14am. I have a busy day ahead of me being unemployed.

While my suckiness is an established fact, it has nothing to do with my lack of posts here, blame March Madness for that

I've got an enormous test tomorrow so I hate that round one started today. I'm getting hella distracted :(

good luck on your test buddy

It creeps me out when a green admin posts...and then isn't on when I read it. Then there name is green and the green mockery eyeballs aren't.....like a hollow shell drifting through space.

Someone just asked me if I was my baby's grandmother. Holy fucking hell that's bad timing :(

People say it's rude to ask a lady how old she is, so Kitsa, how old do you look?

I'm used to feeling about 95 on average, but I turn 33 tomorrow.

Make sure you watch Naked Gun.

I wonder if people who post a lot and then suddenly stop one day for months and months are dead. :eek

Such as Metalmilitia aka CatPost who I just realized hasn't posted since August but didn't wane in his posting either.

Stefan is not deaded.

I think that Sethomas killed himself or was committed again. :(

God I hope not :(

I see him active on gmail every once in a while, he's fine

Good. :)

Kitsa, I'm old enough to be your dad. Frankly, I'm old enough to be everyone's dad. :(


Does that mean that I look like my 2 year old's Great Grandfather? :tear

yes

Seth is alive. I made the joke that he was dead to MLE and she sought him out and then cussed at me a bunch.

MLE is all about the cusses, you guys. Seriously. :eek

I wish MetalMilitia was still here.

Close enough for me to miss him more. :(

I just watched a documentary about the battle for Stalingrad, and it included the first hand testimony of one German soldier named Hahden Koch.

I'm not a WWII buff, but I love reading about Stalingrad.

You guys should play "Great Battles of WW2: Stalingrad", an RTS game solely about stalingrad. X)

I'm being given a DSLR as a gift, due to my art and whatnot, and salespeople are really starting to piss me off. I went into Best Buy yesterday because their website said they had the one I wanted in stock, and I wanted to feel how heavy it was with lens attached so I could be sure I could handle the weight. Instead the guy tries to sell me on a shitty nikon point and shoot, then said he's never heard of the memory card I want and tries to get me to buy a jump drive instead.

I'd just order it but I don't want to get stuck with a shit return policy, and I want to actually see and feel the camera first.

Album #4 Beatles For Sale

A step back. It's an incredibly bland album reminiscent of the first two, I don't even remember any melodies. Everything is sounding the same as everything else. >:

Best candystriper ever :love
It gets better again.

He faced the horrors of the Eastern Front, the brutality of street fighting in Stalingrad, and decades of abuse in the Soviet Gulag system, but still the most fearful thing in this man's life was when people realised his name sounded like Harden Cock.


Kitsa, what camera are you looking at?

Oh man I wish I had enough spending cash for a DSLR and wide angle lens :(

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF MY PAIN

I don't have spending cash, so don't be jealous of me on that front. This is entirely through the generosity of a relative. And I ask daily if they're sure they understand how much a DSLR costs.

I'm looking at an Olympus E620. I picked up a 420 and the weight felt okay, but I like the low-light features of the 620 better.

Didnt MM get pissed off at someone, Khal I think, and just walk off never to return?

what?

That sounds more like a pussy James thing to do.