google still got busted and they had a TOS

ive never sent bill an e-mail b4. I honestly have no idea how it could've known that I knew bill.

Damn son, that's weird. Did you like the I-mockery page, perhaps?

no, nothing. I literally just started my facebook account the other day. Had nobody on my list or anything. But i still saw the dinosaur and billiam.

I'm a bit jealous, FB doesn't recommend me anything related to me. Just recommends random men from India I don't know and pages for people making stupid videogame jokes.

everything you do on the internet is recorded

and things like facebook and google ads make it super obvious

i browse incognito often though i don't know if it helps

i dunno its just weird that of all people it would recommend bill would be one of them when he lives on the otherside of the continent and i dont think he even knew my real name

I was wierded out that my facebook account (in which I'm a 17yo girl) found co workers from 10 years ago. Fuck them nigg3rs.

you should've added them and checked if they were pedophiles

I did add them and now I have old friends that I don't talk to anymore in my fb and it would be uncomfortable to unfriend them. Also I told them who I was when I friended them.

I think I need to make a new FB account and only add internet friends.

Gimme a good username please.

NotTadao

I REALLY WANT TO ADD ESULOHIM AND COLONEL FLAGG SO I HAVE SCIENTIST FRIENDS AND LOOK ALL SMART

Kitsa Guevara has only internet friends and you bastards.

Call yourself Pram Maven

^^^

My phone # might be linked to my fb account since I use it on mobile. Maybe fb knew our phone numbers talked. Or maybe it was like "both these people have 100 zugs. They probably know each other"

Or maybe fb knows dicks touch other.

You're all very touching dicks

the phone number thing was the only thing i could think of but thats super creepy too

Reach out, reach out and dick touch someone.

I don't understand what is passive about the active and open hatred I have for you at any given moment.

cuz u say shitty annoying crap all the time without necessarily directing it at people.

I was going to make a Welcome to I-Samurai pic, but I don't own a kimono anymore. :(

do you speak japanese tadao?

:pagebrak

I tried to learn but it didn't take. I'm half ass learning mexican because I'm inheriting apartment buildings in L.A. and need to be able to tell the Home Depot workers where to dig holes.

i really want to find a translated copy of Tsukimi no sho ;/

also i said your cunt was passive-aggressive its a little different.
unless you associate yourself with your cunt.
nm i gues you do :lol

You dig Cat Stevens, Tadao. I really dig the Foreigner Suite.

Cat Stevens is in my top 5 musical heroes. Haven't listened to his Yursuf stuff. His guitar tab book is the first one I bought. I thought it would be easy. It's not. :eek

Is this the new furry fan fiction you wrote?

Not enough transgender wish fufillment for that to be my work.

FUCK IT ILL LET THE CHIPS FALL AS THEY MAY

SON OF A BITCH

Hey FZ, I assume you like the kinks?

I liked them, but I hadn't really paid attention to them, at least until you pointed them out to me just now. I'll check out their discography now, I guess.

Good shit there, I'd wager.

Do you know if you like early kinks or late kinks?

I LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING, TADAO. NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?

Also, I'll see your Kinks and raise you a Cleaners from Venus.



EDIT: And an EGO-WRAPPIN'.

Hey Kinks music, this thread is alright after all.

It would download the 3 ablums

Give the people what they want
State of confusion
and
Word of mouth

I'll start there, then. Wicked.

WICKED SICK

MONSTER KILL

RAMPAGE

The Fall!
Gang of Four!
The Pop Group!
Public Image Ltd.!
Magazine!
Wire!

Ok this is driving me crazy. I know I've heard this song in English before but I can't figure out from who or where.

Well, it means 'Beaks and Cherries' if that helps at all.

I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT

:lol

I did.

Music is gay as hell ok

jk

But I am spending the weekend avoiding the Lollapalooza crowd because they look and act like the planet's worst creatures imaginable

You've never been to Coachella then.

Been to Lollapalooza and I was at a Tool performance, a Depeche Mode, and a Lou Reed one. The Depeche Mode one actually had the least dickheads.

Dan Deacon played there, as well, and his crowd involvement stuff was awesome.

But it was hot as all fuck that weekend.

Coachella and Electric Daisy whatever and that Warped tour - on top of the shitty music, idiots are dying left and right. I hate going to these things outdoors. What sucked about being as young as I am is that I could only go to shows very recently. Rooms are chillerrrrrrr.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult is playing near me next month, Tadao. Should I GOOOOOO?

YES YOU SHOULD, AND YOU ALSO SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF LEATHER CLAD BISEXUALS ON ECSTASY

THAT IS NOT EVEN SOMETHING I CAN BE AFRAID OF

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

You went to a Lou Reed concert expecting there to be no dickheads? Did you ever notice the shining. fucking. beacon. of one onstage?

There was so much pot in the crowd that it felt pretty mellow. But people were also spilling stuff on me, as a consequence. That and I was fifty waves of people away from the stage, so I never cared much for it, anyway.

Lou Reed is 5000 years old and looks like Jerry Springer.

Whoever said Jersey was the armpit of America clearly never went to Boston. That place is one giant shit can. It stinks worse than Houston and the roads are laid out like the city planer just dumped a pot of spaghetti on the floor and said "this should work". Never have I seen a city in more desperate need of a top notch arsonists. Four hours after checking into my hotel, I demanded a refund got back in my car and drove hours back to New York just to get as far as I fucking could from that shit pile. >:

Yeah but their cream pies are the best. :yum

Yeah, I do have to give them that. :\

Atlantic City is pretty fucking horrible too. I once saw two of those bicycle-cab guys beat the shit out of each other over a fare.

.. dblpst

Only once?

In Philly, the tow truck drivers shoot each other for work.

Philly to me is a magical land that exists on TV. I haven't been there since I was a kid. I touched the Liberty Bell, back when it was just in a little glass building and you were allowed to.

Guys, I ran over a dead bat with my bike, approximately how frightened should I be. I thought it was a clump of leaves.

OH NOES! YOU GOTZ RAIBEEEEEEEEEEZ!

Last count I've caught (and released) 10 live bats through the years at various locations in my house. Never ran one over, though.

You know what the damnedest thing is. I just got OUT of rabies quarantine.

Seriously.

What happened was, my cat rolled in something in the garage. I had him in the bathtub trying to get it out of his fur. He bit through the meat of my palm, under my thumb. It hurt like a sonovabitch but didn't bleed, so I became worried about the need for antibiotics. It was a Friday night and nowhere was open, so I ended up going to the ER, thinking they would throw me in minor care and give me some Augmentin. Instead, they made a big deal because of their supposed "Animal Bite Protocol", threw me in Major Care, told me they thought a tooth had broken off in the wound, took X-rays, did not find a tooth, put me on IV antibiotics and told me that they would be putting me under rabies quarantine.

Know why?

Because the damn cat was scheduled for his rabies booster the following Wednesday, but I guess you can't have a shot until ten days after a "bite incident", so since he was late for his booster he and I had to be put into quarantine until a doctor had evaluated me and a health department worker had evaluated him and made sure neither of us was foaming at the mouth, lurching around and/or displaying homicidal tendencies.

I seriously got a big long notice full of dire warnings regarding any fleeing of myself or cat, and if either of us died during the quarantine the following offices were to be notified, etc etc etc, and at the end of ten days I had to go to the doctor and be checked to see if I was rabid. The health department worker drove out and looked at the cat, signed a paper, and we were released from quarantine.

All over a damned bottle of Augmentin.

So you can see why I wouldn't want to repeat the whole stupid process just because I ran over a dead bat.

I assume you already bleached or threw away your pants ad socks and shoes, then bleached the lower half of the bike and cleaned the top. I wouldn't be worried after that.

I'm not positive, but I don't think the rbies virus lives in dead animals.

http://www.vaccineinformation.org/rabies/qandadis.asp

Did you ask if they were willing to hold a séance to commune with your spirit in 10 days time, just in case?

Oh Flagg, I thought you would have made an argumentative joke. :(

You know that you have Seth duties, yeah?

I thought testing of non humans required decapitation?

I think formal testing does, but this whole system was basically eyeballing us to make sure we weren't slobbering and stumbling. My doctor basically made a big joke of it. He turned on the tap in the exam room and said, "Scared of this?"

And why go to the hospital just because your own cat bit you? I would have waited to see if it got infected first. Maybe even self medicate first too.

I don't have a stockpile of antibiotics here. I went because cat mouths are dirty and it was a deep puncture wound (imagine if you dug into the meat of your palm with a staple remover, that's what it was, approximately). I couldn't get it to bleed clean. And it was the hospital instead of the doctor because it was Friday night and no one was open.

And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.

Please forgive me; I don't know WHAT I could have been thinking. :tear

Did you say "TURN THAT OFF BEFORE I GO ALL RAMBO ON YOUR ASS!!!!" That would have been funny.

Ahhh.

Because you were already augUmentive?

Was I?

I suppose it's auguable.

Fortunate drug protocol for comedy eh wot

This was a well thought out set up and DonVare has missed the layup. :(

To young? :(

Probably too young, and foreign language puns, references and jokes are always the hardest to learn.

i didnt get it either :\

oh

man i havent seen blazing saddles since i was like 8 years old

last week

I love Madeline Kahn so much :tear

Hahahaah 10k those are the exact 3 examples in the exact order that I used to explain it to my wife last week.

I miss Cleavon Little. :(

****** lover

I didn't know they did the Killer Klowns from Outer Space theme.



one of da best themes ever

They're a pretty underrated band.

i love meeting people who aren't from around here. mostly because they recognize that i'm not from around here.

most of the rewarding conversations i've had with strangers in the past year start with them saying "you're not from here." sweet.

this evening a former new-yorker said "this place is a nightmare." so nice to hear that from someone else who knows.

whenever my cat bit me when I was a kid my mom said it itched so bad because cats paws are so dirty.

also whenever my mom used to slap me or hit me it would itch afterwards so i thought she was dirty too :(