I went here yesterday:


I got a shirt that said WHISKEY on it in big red letters.

:jealous

This would look really good in three different frames split with the trees down the middle.

or as it is now

It's hard to get a wide-angle pic without the trees. If you go on the bar side of the trees, you're too close.

IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR IT HERE

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69708753

Holy shit this place died.

everybody who made all the outrageous characters quit posting i guess

dang

It is also summer

IT'S THE SUMMER OF TADAO!

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob

speakin of boobs, when u turn 18

im like 20

i feel like when you get old you just quit having things to say, like talking just takes too much work and its not worth it because you dont care and realize nobody else cares SO WHY EVEN BOTHER.

Did your boobs turn 18 yet?

i think i got old when i was like 12 then

Same here. ELX POST A RECENT PIC.

I just got my engagement called off. I was mainly wanting to get married so I could complain about my bitch ex-wife though, so it's understandable.

Did she find your collection of roms dedicated to penises and buttfucking?

elx can we have a recent picture of your boobs

i guess people just don't like forums these days
ha ha ha it's all up to the lil korean kids anyhow

No, but she didn't react well to me saying "I wanna fuck that bird" upon seeing a harpy in Dragon's Dogma. Her deal with me was that I wasn't an asshole to her. In her mentally ill mind, that meant I didn't care enough. She always remarked on how I didn't get jealous when she talked to dudes. I let her talk to her ex boyfriend and didn't give much of a shit. But I doubt she was even smart enough to open a rom if I showed her how.


And I second the motion for elx boobs.

:pagebrak

:(

More Boobs.....or asses or whatever

:)

Do you have a pic of your exes boobs?

The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry if she was talking to other guys either.

yea you fucked up. you should've punched her in the face more

Is that the style there? Giant ship medallions?

Yeah, she stole that medallion from over my toilet. I got it back though, so don't worry. I can get small piss splashes on it once again.

Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.

It's not sad news at all. It's sad that I didn't get my ex wife, but there are other future ex wives out there. What's sad is having to leave her brother's house and head back to mother's. Mother is big on Jesus, and likes to push religion on everyone around her.

I'd like to push my god on your moms titties.

I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

What year was this taken in? I haven't seen that color yellow in a long time.

It was taken 3 months ago, but I have the first version of the iphone. It doesn't have any kind of auto anything. It's a slow piece of shit, but it was free.

I don't wanna marry her geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

SUP FAGS?

Sup ******

I would have given her the bat signal

how come her vagina is slanted

So I downloaded the Lost Boys Rifftrax and totally forgot that I lived in Santa Cruz for a few years. :eek

STAB SANTA CRUZ

So many drug adventures :eek

If you want stabbings and sharp edged mutilation. You want Eureka.

Ok, revisited Stab SC. Turns out the do the whole county. that includes Watsonville. It's a giant Tijuana there.

I just made some beef ribs and ate one whole rib before I realized the shit was raw inside. That'll teach me to mindlessly eat while watching shows on the computer.

does being engaged really mean that much nowadays? it seems so casual and super easy to call on and off

Does being married mean that much either, haha. RELIGION AND TRADITION, rolleyes

It does matter! You can get away with a lot more bullshit when you're gonna be locked into a marriage.

Being locked in a marriage was one of the worst mistakes I ever made.

dude yeah if i say something about being engaged people are all \"ooh when's the wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats" and i'm all "leave me alone there won't be a wedding fuck off"

i hate people

Hate weddings.

Wedding cake is ok though.

I hate weddings too. That's why my plan was to look as stupid as I could for it. I was going to buy a bright yellow tuxedo with a top hat a la dayman.

Cake is pretty fucking good.

Is it weird that I'm still going out and hanging out with my ex fiance's mom every few days? We have fun times going to book stores and just talking.

I think it's weird you have any human contact, all things considered. So "ride that pony" is what I'm saying here, I guess.

Do you fuck her?

sup guys
mba program is awesome
china has a majority representation and all the azns treat me like a superhero

Do they all call you "Triple X"? They may think you're vin diesel.

and the best part? no cheeseburgers

I think I want to fuck Coupon Suzy because she seems retarded and would make lots of funny moaning noises.

I would bone Coupon Suzy too. I agree with the noises. It'd be like the time I boned that deaf girl.

deaf jam

It's nice that you've sort of turned you life around, Chojin. It's not as unexpected as, say, Jamesman getting a girlfriend, but it's still nice to hear.

Edit: Just to be clear, that Jamesman girlfriend thing was theoretical. I can't see it happening.

Coincidentally, there are lots of coupons for condoms and KY out there.

I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I figured it would be for his Dance Dance Revolution skills.

So I was hanging out with a friend tonight, and she was telling me a story of how several years ago her and a few other people were scouting out an abandoned building to squat in. Two guys, her and another female... and a dog. They went at night, wore dark clothes, brought torches etc, and broke in to have a look around. Long story short, someone noticed them breaking in and called the cops, they did a runner.

She said that they left the dog, and then had to run back and get it while the cops were still looking around the building. I interrupted her and said "Why the fuck did you bring a fucking dog? What is this, Scooby Doo?" and we laughed.

I think it was the best call I've ever made on the fly, and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

Later on we were talking about the olympics and team cycling (you know, four people in each team, riding against another team in a big velodrome) and during conversation it came up that she thought they were all riding one bicycle built for four. I said "What the fuck?! They are all riding SEPARATE bikes! It's not the fucking Goodies!" and I decided that I was on fire.

My face just got hot reading that

Did she blow you out?

You guys are missing the important question - this girl, is she Daphne or Velma?

I hope she's Velma. I would so pound her til her glasses broke.

gHey wow, I'm not dead. At least not until I finish making that suit of bulletproof armor out of an old plow and wet phonebooks.

Here's a moltar comix while I get drunk (more adrunk)


coupon suzy gives me the creeps, she's like some sort of cursed realdoll and I bet all you can hear when you're around her is her wheezing for air.

That makes me want her even more :eek

What's the fucking Goodies?

my balls

i dont run trains on bitches i run fourseater bicycles

good on ya

Nothing dries up a lady's love canyon faster than unclean fuels


After spending a week with some relatives from Germany, I'm convinced that there is no way to make German not sound menacing.

A bomb would work.

It would be appropriate given everything they said would sound at home being screamed into a shortwave radio while soldiers hurl bundles of teletype pages into a burning barrel.

Also; Daphne.

Go team ginger

So Fartin messaged me just now. I think he is drunk. He is reading old threads on here and giggling when people say his name. It is nice to know people share my hobby.


P.S. Everyone that asked for ELX boob pics should send me pics of their dick.

you already gt pics of my dick

now you can send me a thank you

macro lens

It's a shitty week to be named Armstrong

This skit made me laugh. It reminded me of when Mock and Co. used to mock people.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...ed-connections

for the past month, nearly, a church i pass every day has had this on their sign:
"GOOD EXAMPES HAS TWICE THE VALUE AS GOOD ADVICE."

cool.

IN BED

:lol

y'all are some fags

muffins are good
i wish this town had a decent place to buy baked goods

I had a grilled english muffin with avocado and hummus for breakfast.

Lethal breath.

:guywhoaddsnothingtoaconversation

I just watched 'The people under the stairs' and the mutant who shows them the gold reminded me of you, Fathom.

I will not be surprised if I'm not the first to say this.

:lol

The image of that mush-mouthed hillbilly loping around in a gimpsuit and waving around a shotgun is probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen (and I've dropped acid at a podunk county fair in the deep south).

Some guy said I looked like Duane Allman, but that's much more accurate.

I don't have the excuse of being imprisoned for many years in a cellar to explain my skin and bone structure.

:(

Everyone tells me I just look like a fag :(

I get that or retarded/autistic/insane. It's really hard to tell when people are really listening or just feigning interest because they think I have the Downs.