With what's going on in South L.A. right now.

False alarm. The youth are still complacent. They only surrounded the cops because the bank robber was throwing money out the window.

THE YOUTH
THE YOUTH ARE GETTING COMPLACENT!

:(

I just submitted this to Tosh.


Hey Homo,
How many chicks does it take to lick a pussy?

Trick question homo.

:(

I AM AN UPSTAGING NIGG3R

QUIT UPSTAGING ME NIGG3R

fuck it

[09:35] Tadao: I take it all is well
[10:37] Pubbles: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?
[10:39] *** The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?

All is not well then

Did mention that the GoGos and the Motels are gonna play too?

Too bad about the Phsy Furs. I'll be drunk by then though :highfive

http://www.hollywoodbowl.com/tickets...owl/2012-09-29

I don't think it could be any more perfect end to 42 than an 80's girl band festival.

I got sent those dick pics I asked for so I've been busy with that.
Now I am stuck in the quandary of not knowing who that is but too fearful to google it.
Pretty much.

Too busy thinking about ELX's dick to remember I wanted to say I like the Jesus and Mary Chain.

ALL IS WELL THEN YOU TRICKSTER

THE TASTE OF BLOOD IS SWEET

I'LL LAY THIS CARCASS AT YOUR FEET

I sent a guy to the floor today with kata guruma. This is the happiest I've been in a while.

I'll send you to the floor with kama sutra. That will be the happiest you'll be for a while.

Is the thread title dedicated to Shrub?

I opened the L.A. weekly while waiting for my chili cheese fries and noticed that JFA is playing. I instantly felt bad, but then the chili cheese fries were presented and I decided not to give a fuck.

Sick as fuck with a high fever :( I'm out of Sunny dvr reruns, what now

I hope you feel better kitsa.

thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER

eat some urrnges

That sucks. I was sick for a solid 2 months back a couple of years ago.
Now I take Vitamin D every day and so far haven't been sick since.

"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!", "V.R. Troopers", and "Big Bad Beetleborgs" are all on Netflix.
These shows are awesome when you're sick. Watch them and get better. :)

Wishing me well proves you have all become soft soft pansylike people

you should be making with the indifference and/or derision

anyhow, thanks, I am slightly less miserable today and managed to eat a Mothman Pancake with blueberry eyes

I was looking for some sort of "Sorry you feel like a pussy." pic. :posh

I was just being nice so that I could get in your pants. What size pants do you wear by the way?

1-800-GODHOUSE

let's not worry about my pants

i'm worried about you not making enough mothman pancakes to share

My mom made mothman pancakes yesterday since I was out of commission and they looked remarkably like your avatar, with blueberry eyes:



I planned to make the more standard version when I felt less like crap.

delicious i will eat them all

sometimes i think i should make pancakes for dinner because my mornings consist of "OOOAAAAUUUGHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED" and then suddenly i'm in my car driving away

I can imagine them letting out some kind of screeching sound as you bite into them :O

If they could figure out a way to do that, that would be aces. Like how potatoes shriek in the microwave.

once i made blueberry pancakes and ate one of them too soon because i'm a big fat idiot who apparently doesn't know that the blueberries retain the heat longer. ouchums.


we have a bunch of spiders so we have to feed them. the other night we put a too-big cricket in with a flower crab spider. we decided to put off removing the cricket until the next day, and put a moth in there too.

the next day the cricket was standing in the middle of the jar, and off to the side was a wet pile of spider parts... with a moth on top.

so that cricket became food for a much bigger, much faster, and much more voracious dolomedes.

well, at least the spider parts were wet, they like their food wet

wait, who likes their food wet? not that it matters, since all three parties involved are dead now.

also i just so happened to pick up one of the vials in which we keep spiderlings just as one of them was having its first molt. ADORABLE.

your post made me think that the moth killed the spider ;/

IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE MOTH

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND

Esuohdog

I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.

oh no mothman in a jar at least he's fucking dead

I've done it before. The one I went to was super fast.
They had employees mark everyone's receipt in line to separate the fully-payed people from those who just put $5.00 or whatever down.
Then they let two people in at a time, one fully payed, one just reserved.

It was surprisingly not bad. You paid in full before 12 and were given a number based on the time you paid. Then they made a line based on groups of people's numbers. 1's then 2's, then 3's. It went up to about 15. I was 5, so got mine relatively fast. Now I'm waiting for the game to install to my hard drive. The nerd factor at that place was large. I watched 2 guys argue about halo for 15 minutes. Then they both shook hands at the end and it was super gay.

Living right beside this, I pass by it many times and can tell you it's just a giant cone right now- I guess they're trucking the pieces into place for a bigger, less flammable golden cow.

Big Butter Jesus Returns

NOOOOOOOOO

IT'S BACK

My wife bought us year memberships to the L.A. Zoo and we spent an awesome day yesterday there. There were a lot of baby animals being cuddled by their families and the serve beer as well.

I've had many presents but this one is my favorite. :babyanimals

You should visit the columbus zoo someday- you can watch Amish drink beer as they observe baby animals.

You still looking like the Ebola Syndrome guy?

I'm gonna take my lady to the San Francisco Zoo, but you're right on both things. We need to go to the Columbus Zoo and I do still look like the Ebola Syndrome guy.

I pet the cownose rays at the Cbus zoo's new stingray bay. Some still had unclipped stingers, which I couldn't make sense of. Therefore, when I pet one and it flipped suddenly, I jumped. Turns out it was just enjoying itself.

they like being rubbed

You're killing me, Smalls.

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how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life??????????i'm having trouble and i don't think my solution is a good one - burn it all down.

I ignore them and the fact that my future is in a decaying orbit around a planet made of solid failure and misery. I don't even need drugs to make believe this much.

and vice versa ;)

Cheer up you two there's no misery on International Talk Like a Faggot Day

Trying to get mildly drunk for the first time in my life to talk my way out of mowing the lawn! :lol

Never leave the house.

what about when you're forced to !!!!!!!!!!

also here are two of our spiders:


rabidosa rabida and some species of hogna. both types of wolf spiders. both pretty.

Rabid wolf spiders are cool but scary as shit- they'll run right at you, hence the name. I used to live in a place that had a big rabid wolf problem every fall, responsible for many near-heart attacks.

ahaha, cuuuuute! there's a bunch in our yard, and a few weeks/months ago we caught a couple males. maybe she mated with one/both of them before she ate them, but we'll see. hopefully. wolf spiders with babies are cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

I've got one with many, many babies on board behind a shelving unit in my garage. She periodically darts out to scare the crap out of me.

so cute covered in spiderlings.

also cute covered in spiderlings: whip spiders.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh vinegaroooooooons

nope, it's something different but often confused i guess. vinegaroons have tailz

whip scorpion, whip spider

they're all arachnids, dude

come on

well yeah but you and a capybara are both mammals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:| get out of here you fucking capybara bitch

Stupid space shuttle

:lsd

SA has and LSD emoticon and we don't? No wonder we have ******s posting here.

You're posting here.

didn't something awful have a furry community posting on its message boards?

somethingawful IS a furry community

I enjoy Goldmine sometimes. I think I have some ancient acct there (10y+, easily) but never used it.

I never got an SA account because :tenbux:

Hogna aspersa eating a cricket btw

Do you own that or is it just a random picture? Either way spiders are creepy so I am mad at you.

yeah that's one of our spiders. they aren't creepy, they're awesome!

spiders are so cool

I'm in the halloween mood.

..

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

I had a Pros and Cons moment a few years ago.

I had the craziest dream within a dream with realities intertwined.

When I actually woke up to this reality I had to reach out to touch my love to make sure it was all still real.

:(

Take it to the dream thread chumpo

floating down

through the clouds

memories come rushing up to meet me now

but in the space between the heavens

and the corner of some foreign field

I had a dream

Then I would have to detail my dream and that would be bad.

i hear you good with them soft lips

yeah you know word of mouf

..

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, SEX CRIMINAL?

With opinions like arseholes; this thread is me posting goatse over and over.

But with my own bumhole badly photoshopped over your own.

Look at it.

Look at deep between my spread cheeks.

buttsssssssssss


like buttsssssssss