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Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2007 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
vagina

:x

executioneer Jan 12th, 2007 02:47 AM

a hot dog in a vagina

Grislygus Jan 12th, 2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I've got wonderful news too I have a bottle of VIDALIA ONION & PEACH HOT SAUCE now someone tell me something delicious that I can put it on!

Pork chops, man.

Archduke Tips Jan 12th, 2007 05:17 PM

Wooo the big 900!

ArrowX Jan 12th, 2007 07:14 PM

WERE AWESOME OATS THE INNERNETS HEY GUYS LETS GO HANG OUT WIHT OUR BEST PAL RANKERiii FROM DER OL PHINLAND!


But seroiously this is boring.

Noodles Jan 12th, 2007 08:26 PM

The sad part is that the rate of page breaks just makes it something certenly not worth celebrating.

executioneer Jan 12th, 2007 09:09 PM

then how about this thread's THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, coming up on Wednesday :eek

Noodles Jan 12th, 2007 09:16 PM

Thats worth celebrating...

Terra Jan 12th, 2007 09:20 PM

shut up noodles

Noodles Jan 12th, 2007 09:23 PM

Geesh...whats worth celebrating if you fuck it up.

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 12th, 2007 09:33 PM

Its worth celebrating if you shutup you Italian queer.

Noodles Jan 12th, 2007 10:15 PM

ZBF DIE
 
You do know that you being banned is worth a century of celebrating.

liquidstatik Jan 12th, 2007 10:56 PM

you two stop fckin up the chat room !

FartinMowler Jan 12th, 2007 11:01 PM

Her Vagina was so big it was like throwing Hot dog down a hallway :/

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2007 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
then how about this thread's THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, coming up on Wednesday :eek

:eek

MetalMilitia Jan 13th, 2007 12:32 AM

noodles and zeldasbiggestfan are like flapping great cunts flapping over everything in sight. >:

ArrowX Jan 13th, 2007 01:48 AM

Holy floppy clitoris I predate this thread by mere DAYS!

Grislygus Jan 13th, 2007 07:37 PM

Fuck, I'm bored.


Lenor Jan 13th, 2007 07:48 PM

aww its so nice to see noodles being his oh so cultured and clever self amongst the vast majority of SUPER AWESOME PEOPLE!

haha .. FUCK

Noodles Jan 14th, 2007 01:05 PM

Wait you didnt put "SUPER AWSOME PEOPLE" in quotes FUCK YOU!

Archduke Tips Jan 14th, 2007 02:07 PM

Can't you help me be uncrazy?

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2007 02:15 PM

Russo you're on the right track the trick is to make as many boring, completely common place sentences in a row.

i.e.
"I had steak for dinner last night"
"It's cold outside"
"Public restrooms smell bad"
"Coffee makes me feel jittery"
"Desks are for putting papers on"
"Chairs are for sitting upon"
"I like to watch movies"
"I drive a car"
"One time i went to the beach"
"I don't like socks"
"I'm hungry, spaghetti is boring :("

etc. you try

Archduke Tips Jan 14th, 2007 04:30 PM

I heard that a beaver once bit off some redneck's nipple. How was that? :)

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2007 07:09 PM

Great you're definitley whittling down the crazyness :)

Archduke Tips Jan 14th, 2007 07:46 PM

Sometimes it feels so good when I pee that the rest of my life feels drab in comparison.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2007 07:51 PM

That's completely normal you should try eatting a macadamia while peeing that will really open up the door of possibilities for you.

Noodles Jan 14th, 2007 08:07 PM

I know how to gain wackyness, just take a long break break from posting...geesh you cant contain yourself.

GADZOOKS Jan 14th, 2007 08:55 PM

shutup noodles

liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 04:21 PM

brb guys

liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 06:42 PM

*whew*

liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 06:43 PM

sorry that took so long guys i was callin my h*es up

Archduke Tips Jan 15th, 2007 07:42 PM

I'm glad you made it back. :)

liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 08:00 PM

ty :D

sup whicha?

liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Way too deep Pub.


But itall sounds awesome


liquidstatik Jan 15th, 2007 08:14 PM

i think that wayy too much :x

Dire Flamingo Jan 16th, 2007 01:16 AM

I'm going to Comicon this year! :)
Because I missed it and the Aquadet Summons last year.
So woo!

Lenor Jan 16th, 2007 05:31 AM

Danny SHUT UP!

wtf again on whoever changed my fuckin I <3 noob avitar to some bunny ..

NOT SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME!

Esuohlim Jan 16th, 2007 09:33 AM

Man, Lenor, you're a one-trick pony.

Lenor Jan 16th, 2007 04:29 PM

trick-pony..

trick: a grl thats a bitch, slut, whore, ect..

pony: a small horse

So aparently im a Small female horse that gets alot of play from the other horses in the stables...

:love :love :love

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2007 04:46 PM

Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

Also, Terra. :eek

Esuohlim Jan 16th, 2007 04:49 PM

I'm just going to go with the assumption that Lenor is unfamiliar with the expression because in that case it makes her look even dumber :eek

Lenor Jan 16th, 2007 05:01 PM

:blah some of u have rather got to be quite un-interesting.

pub: But its cute :love :rave :love

Esuohlim Jan 16th, 2007 05:21 PM

I'd rather be uninteresting than dumb :x

kahljorn Jan 16th, 2007 05:22 PM

I don't know just the other day i was thinking of how I've never met a dumb person as thoroughly uninteresting as Lesnore.

liquidstatik Jan 16th, 2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

:eek

liquidstatik Jan 16th, 2007 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
Danny SHUT UP!

wtf again on whoever changed my fuckin I <3 noob avitar to some bunny ..

NOT SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME!

dont't tell me to shut up >:O

liquidstatik Jan 16th, 2007 05:28 PM


Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2007 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

:eek

I'm quoting a talking dinosaur. ;(

sadie Jan 16th, 2007 05:33 PM

that's one impressive epitaph.

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2007 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i think i'm the one who wins, since i've never played any game with pokemon in it

That's not the only reason you win. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2007 07:55 PM

Scanning my eyes across the Who is Online I saw a bunch of names that should post but don't.

Then I stopped on one name and my thought was "Ack! I hate that guy! >:"

I sorta forgot it was my name. ;(

Archduke Tips Jan 16th, 2007 08:21 PM

Sorry guys for coming from an angry place in my last few posts.

Noodles Jan 16th, 2007 08:34 PM

Really it was you I thought it was going to be me...I SUCK!

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2007 08:57 PM

GET SOME SELF-ESTEEM, YOU SELF-PITYING LOSER! >:

WhiteRat Jan 16th, 2007 09:00 PM

lata suckas!

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2007 09:04 PM

I'm boooored. Someone entertain me.

xbxDaniel Jan 16th, 2007 09:17 PM

My neighbor's cat pissed on their wall, they thought I knew how to get piss off of walls.

Noodles Jan 16th, 2007 09:20 PM

Windex works :/

kahljorn Jan 16th, 2007 09:33 PM

Noodles I'm about to eat you for dinner

Noodles Jan 16th, 2007 09:38 PM

I eat Burger King's garlic salad croutons for a living cause' im cheap like that. :(

Lenor Jan 16th, 2007 11:10 PM

aparently since pissing on walls is something done frequently by noodles he would know what to use!

xbxDaniel Jan 16th, 2007 11:10 PM

I didn't know Ramen Noodles had an expiration date.

liquidstatik Jan 17th, 2007 01:04 PM

me either :x

didya hear the founder guy died? ;<

MarioRPG Jan 17th, 2007 03:20 PM

that was a while back.

liquidstatik Jan 17th, 2007 03:35 PM

i thought it was like last week :eek

Chojin Jan 17th, 2007 04:20 PM

It was very thoughtful of some benevolent soul to flag idiots like Noodles for our protection as well as theirs.

Rongi Jan 17th, 2007 04:22 PM

kahljorn i've always wanted to ask you what your avatar is from. it looks like a cat sleeping in a crater to me :(

Noodles Jan 17th, 2007 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
my avatar is from the smash hit french animation film by Rene Laloux called, "Fantastic planet".
She's falling asleep with a human being inside her hand.


kahljorn Jan 17th, 2007 07:03 PM



I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 07:45 PM

That would be far too big. :eek

Misdemonar Jan 17th, 2007 07:48 PM

That reminds me of squidbillies :o

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!

Rongi Jan 17th, 2007 08:15 PM

i have one more question for you kahl and i SWEAR that's it

what does kalhjorn mean?

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2007 08:19 PM

I don't know it's a word i made up because i couldn't think of a screen name :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 08:24 PM

I always thought it was a way to make Karl John a unique screenname.

Karl Jorn being your real name or something. :(

Rongi Jan 17th, 2007 08:25 PM

oh man, i thought it had to do with astrology for some bizarre reason :(.

rongi doesnt mean anything either. i just think it's a funny sounding word

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2007 08:28 PM

I've had people ask me if it's some kind of sexual inuendo or if it's the name of some demon I worship... all kinds of weird shit.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 08:32 PM

Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I've had people ask me if it's some kind of sexual inuendo or if it's the name of some demon I worship... all kinds of weird shit.

How about Penn & Teller's reasoning, being "it's just plain cool."

Archduke Tips Jan 17th, 2007 08:53 PM

Are any of you guys in Indiana or Kentucky?

executioneer Jan 17th, 2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

for some reason, when i saw that picture i thought "Bollywood LOTR ripoff promotional poster" :x

xbxDaniel Jan 17th, 2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Are any of you guys in Indiana or Kentucky?

Yeah, why do you ask?

Sethomas Jan 17th, 2007 09:09 PM

I'm in South-Central Indiana right now (Bloomington).

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:17 PM

Gah! I got soup in my beard again.

Sethomas! Who was your favorite comedian in the Aristocrats?

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:17 PM

I fucked up and posted 3 in a row by mistake.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:18 PM

Sorry guys!

Delete these last 2 posts. My computer has sand in its vagina.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:20 PM

Yeah, that's terrible.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:20 PM

You sure made a mistake, DehydratedPorkMan!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
Gah! I got soup in my beard again.

I hate getting stuff stuck in my beard. :(

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You sure made a mistake, DehydratedPorkMan!

I am sorry, sir! I love pubs, too!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My computer has sand in its vagina.

That's really rude. You should apologise to your computer!

Seriously, even the worst computer isn't a woman.

executioneer Jan 17th, 2007 09:22 PM

thats why having a beard can be a real sacrifice sometimes!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Seriously, even the worst computer isn't a woman. :dunce

Fixed. :x

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:24 PM

I'm sorry computer :(
It is not you who has a vagina. It is my pussy self that needs a sand-cleansing.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I love pubs, too!

I'm not much of a fan of then anymore. Holdover name from my teens. :x

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O


DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
thats why having a beard can be a real sacrifice sometimes!

Agreed.

2 POSTS IN A ROW AGAINGAH.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I'm sorry computer :(
It is not you who has a vagina. It is my pussy self that needs a sand-cleansing.

Dude, at least let me give you a reach around before rolling over after I buttraped you.

Plus it was really soft. Didn't you like it? Don't you love me anymore. :tear

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
2 POSTS IN A ROW AGAINGAH.

Naw, you have to be faster than that, when I'm on the case. ;(


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