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Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2007 12:15 AM

So, just to make sure, how many private messages are all you guys able to have before your box is full? Because on top of not having an edit function I believe I'm getting gypped out of private message storage. >:

I'd PM an admin about it but I have 109 out of a maximum of 50 PMs stored and I'd have to delete 60 just to send one off >:

Gay >:

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2007 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 479024)
what happened to pub ;o

He went to Europe for 6 months :(

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2007 12:28 AM

i have 184 pms i hope this helps ;o

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2007 01:53 AM

This is discrimination >: I should give those prejudiced ******s running the message board a piece of my mind :eek

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2007 01:57 AM

Whoops I guess that was a bit out of line well it's impossible for me to edit it oh well :x

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2007 02:59 AM

i think it's based on how long you've been a member it's like a seniority type thing i guess you should've joined a couple years earlier

GADZOOKS Mar 9th, 2007 03:16 AM

Man! editing works! what browser are you using?

Emu Mar 9th, 2007 10:16 AM

My inbox can hold 666 pms

Lenor Mar 9th, 2007 11:02 AM

Myn is the same EMU, I can have 666 PMs. And my edit function works.

zinger, not even close.

GADZOOKS Mar 9th, 2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore (Post 456131)
Being the most popular poster at I-Mockery is like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome.

Paraphrased from the movie Waiting.

This is still the best post on I-mockery. I can't stop laughing at how genuine it is.

He really did it, he really fucking did it.

Lenor Mar 9th, 2007 11:36 AM

I just heard the best thing ever on a TV show:

"you kids come in here, talk about your futures, your dreams. But what about me? You think i wanted to be a guidance counselor, heck no. I was born to play the Blues; 'I got no future, neither do you. Your SAT scores are 482, welcome to loser-ville'

bigtimecow Mar 9th, 2007 12:52 PM

so i'd like to open a discussion!

is it or is it not a fantastic idea to put pornographic images on every other page of the bible?

GO

Moobs Mar 9th, 2007 02:05 PM

that's probably been done on the internet somewhere only everyone is a furry and shouts 'o rly'

Lenor Mar 9th, 2007 02:27 PM

moobs whats a 'furry'?

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2007 02:35 PM

Hey so every single time you don't know what something is why don't you just http://www.wikipedia.org/ that way instead of coming across as stupid you can have the upperhand in any conversation!

Moobs Mar 9th, 2007 02:39 PM

I put upperhand in and Ginger MacDonald had the relevance of 0.8% :o



MarioRPG Mar 9th, 2007 03:07 PM

Thrillho shut you down lenor

Goat Cheese Mar 9th, 2007 10:21 PM

You tell her MarioRPG. Beat that woman.

Lenor Mar 9th, 2007 10:29 PM

My friend's are doing experiment's with their gecko, while being intoxicated.

Seven Force Mar 10th, 2007 12:41 AM

fuck you guys

Lenor Mar 10th, 2007 12:53 AM

Seven, why all the hostility? This is a place of tranquility and happy stuff.

MarioRPG Mar 10th, 2007 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 479313)
You tell her MarioRPG. Beat that woman.

It wouldn't be the first time. Ah, precious memories.

Fathom Zero Mar 10th, 2007 04:46 PM

Man, I just saw a man's severed head. Don't be talking about your problems.

I think people's heads have the texture of a ripe melon when one bites into them.

Womti Mar 10th, 2007 05:02 PM

ADD ME ONM YSPACE

http://www.myspace.com/everythingiseternal/

liquidstatik Mar 10th, 2007 05:59 PM

in your dreams ;)

kahljorn Mar 10th, 2007 07:21 PM

add me on myspace www.myspace.com/whatisafaggot_notaquestionastatement/

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2007 07:29 PM

I'm surprised it's not myspace.com/esuohlim :rolleyes

Goat Cheese Mar 10th, 2007 07:40 PM

if you're not trying to find someone to hump then whats the point of Myspace?

MetalMilitia Mar 10th, 2007 08:34 PM

I guess it's supposed to be a friend tracker for your real life friends. Many of my friends live in diffent counties or even different countries and it's easy to lose touch because it's too much effort to send an e-mail or make a call. With social networking you can see what people are up to without the need to personally contact them.

That said all of it's faggy users have pretty much ruined it by using it to find rape victims and whatnot.

bigtimecow Mar 11th, 2007 01:39 PM

hey guys
yesterday was me and my girly's 5ive years.

oh man!

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2007 02:15 PM

Give her my deepest condolences.

MetalMilitia Mar 11th, 2007 02:33 PM

:eek :eek

Goat Cheese Mar 11th, 2007 04:59 PM

Is she hot?

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2007 07:00 PM

Hey guys,

Zelda's biggest hater's grandma died three days ago. I think we should take a moment of silence.

Noodles Mar 11th, 2007 10:39 PM

When I first read that post I thought it Said "Zelda's Biggest Grandma Hater"
I think I have dyslexia :(

Noodles Mar 11th, 2007 10:41 PM

Zeldas Biggest Stalker

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2007 10:43 PM

Shut up, ass.

I'm serious. People are dying left and right.

Noodles Mar 11th, 2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 439519)


Yeah thats my cat. Guess what her name is? You guessed right. Zelda.

Zeldas Biggest OBBSSOR :eek

Noodles Mar 11th, 2007 10:45 PM

Anti-smoking ads remind us of our dieing community of america

Goat Cheese Mar 11th, 2007 10:51 PM

Hey guys! Aren't dead people great!

Noodles Mar 11th, 2007 10:57 PM

Goat Cheese please pick an avatar and stick with it >:( !

Goat Cheese Mar 11th, 2007 11:56 PM

what about you? you change yours every month!

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 01:26 PM

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...1151543979.swf :x

also add me on myspace too http://www.myspace.com/everythingiseternal/

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 02:09 PM

and in other news it turns out you can add yourself to your buddy list :picklehat

Noodles Mar 12th, 2007 03:41 PM

Which is conveint as WHAT is his only friend.

noob3 Mar 12th, 2007 03:48 PM

noodles 1 what 0

Noodles Mar 12th, 2007 03:51 PM

YAY I WIN SOMTHING

noob3 Mar 12th, 2007 03:56 PM

yeah you get to fuck what's mangina

congratulations, you idiot

Noodles Mar 12th, 2007 04:28 PM

As if you havent already.

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 479833)
Which is conveint as WHAT is his only friend.


not true, BUDDY

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 04:34 PM

this just got real digusting.

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 479837)
yeah you get to fuck what's mangina

congratulations, you idiot

this chat just started to smell reeeeaall bad

Womti Mar 12th, 2007 04:36 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2007 06:50 PM

I've seen more Extreme Ghostbusters in the past few days than I have in my entire life.

I've gotta stop watching before I get sick of it.

Goat Cheese Mar 12th, 2007 10:14 PM

You don't get sick of Extreme Ghostbusters. it gets sick of you.

GADZOOKS Mar 13th, 2007 03:36 PM

From Zeldasbiggestfan's award winning blog

Quote:

Saturday, March 03, 2007

So yeah. Xanga keeps changing and its pissing me off. Stay still please. I say stay! STAY! But yeah in other Austin news my Aunt and Grandma came down yesterday and left today. Sucks that they were only here for less than 24 hours but thems the breaks yo. Im out.
Austin
8 days later...

Quote:

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Rest in peace Grandma :(

Austin
Holy cow, what happened on that vist? My bet it has to do with some sort of stench.

Fathom Zero Mar 13th, 2007 03:56 PM

Told ya.

Moobs Mar 13th, 2007 04:07 PM

someone fell down dead at school today :x

Noodles Mar 13th, 2007 04:57 PM

One of the kids at my school had a seizur

Goat Cheese Mar 13th, 2007 05:53 PM

Schools are for losers! i have a degree in punchology! You know where you get that degree? the streets, thats where!

GADZOOKS Mar 13th, 2007 06:22 PM

My mistake, I'll post this somewhere with a lot less teenagers.

Chojin Mar 13th, 2007 06:41 PM

Yeah, like the Mock Wars forum.

GADZOOKS Mar 13th, 2007 06:45 PM

WELL! General Blabber has kids talking about Spring Break!

And I don't think dead grandmas belong in loveline.

Chojin Mar 13th, 2007 06:46 PM

How about picture captions & photoshops

bigtimecow Mar 13th, 2007 07:56 PM

LOL LET'S TALK ABOUT SCHOOL

Fathom Zero Mar 13th, 2007 08:22 PM

Oh yeah, my geometry teacher is such a bitch.

Goat Cheese Mar 14th, 2007 12:08 AM

I hate my Biology Teacher. She is the most horrible person in the world.

Even worse than TERRA.

Lenor Mar 14th, 2007 02:26 AM

this server has been down forever, and now you two are conversing over ridicolouse things such as this .. although o have no idea whatim talking about cause of the rasrasberry and whatever else i have consuemed.. shut up .. thatsw all thanksx

Zinger Mar 14th, 2007 01:01 PM

Hehe.

I'm backkkkkkkkkkkk

:shocked

Moobs Mar 14th, 2007 03:27 PM

This thread really is starting to feel the wrath of Pubs absence ;o

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2007 03:52 PM

I want Pub Lover back, too. :(

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 04:00 PM

as Pub Lover's official replacement I order WHAT to get the fuck out

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 04:01 PM

how you all doin :lol

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 04:05 PM

I notice that this board's newest member is none other than Satan.

This is what you get when you have hedonistic harlots and juvenile delinquents frequenting these here forums. Repent now and accept Christ into your heart before it's too late!

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 04:08 PM

I hope he visits FYAD next

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2007 04:19 PM

How's New Zealand?

Zinger Mar 14th, 2007 05:25 PM

New Zealandy

LOL

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger (Post 480270)
New Zealandy

LOL

you can get the fuck out too

Zinger Mar 14th, 2007 05:41 PM

Aw c'mon man, be cool.

Moobs Mar 14th, 2007 06:12 PM

sorry guys he has authority

liquidstatik Mar 14th, 2007 07:43 PM

7F i was so goin to take over pubs spot when he left but man i just couldn't do it ;<

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2007 09:10 PM

That's because you're too busy The Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning.

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger (Post 480273)
Aw c'mon man, be cool.

SIT ON IT CHACHI

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 480277)
sorry guys he has authority

It's like being in command of a platoon of flipper babies :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 480297)
7F i was so goin to take over pubs spot when he left but man i just couldn't do it ;<

Hey I didnt want to either but he told me to and I didnt want to hurt his feelings

heh heh just kidding pub ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 480314)
That's because you're too busy The Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning.

Is that a new word filter im unaware of or are you being obtuse on purpose :(

noob3 Mar 14th, 2007 10:45 PM

quote me too :(

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 480336)
quote me too :(

you've been quoted :(

Lenor Mar 14th, 2007 10:51 PM

Put a little control in someones hands and this is where it gets ya..

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 480338)
Put a little control in someones hands and this is where it gets ya..

im still waiting for my sexy voice message/call >:

Lenor Mar 14th, 2007 10:56 PM

I'm still a 12 pack away from that happening.

Seven Force Mar 14th, 2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 480343)
I'm still a 12 pack away from that happening.

Don't drink yourself into oblivion :(

you'll be all cold and icky and that kills my boner :lol

MattJack Mar 15th, 2007 12:43 AM

girls being cold and icky always makes my weiner come alive :(

MattJack Mar 15th, 2007 12:44 AM

wait, I mean :)

Seven Force Mar 15th, 2007 12:55 AM

you probably did you sick fuck

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2007 10:59 AM

NICE SAFE SETH AVATAR YOU HOMOSEXUAL

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2007 10:59 AM

I mean haha hey Seven Force what's up? :picklehat

Seven Force Mar 15th, 2007 11:08 AM

MY DICK

MetalMilitia Mar 15th, 2007 12:43 PM

When Pub Lover gets back we should put up a banner saying "welcome home Pub Lover!!" and then all wish him a happy welcome home or whatever.

noob3 Mar 15th, 2007 02:06 PM

HOW ABOUT PUB; WASH YOUR MUG YOU FUCKIN DIRTY NEW ZEALANDER

GADZOOKS Mar 15th, 2007 03:46 PM

Guys, "trip to Europe" is slang for suicide.

noob3 Mar 15th, 2007 03:59 PM

i hope not :(

also isnt wudoin straight from SNAGGLEPUSS COMICS

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2007 04:05 PM

I miss Snagglepuss Adventures :(


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