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Womti Mar 23rd, 2007 11:29 AM


noob3 Mar 23rd, 2007 12:35 PM

can som1 plz post a hilarious internet picture that says "ignored"

Lenor Mar 23rd, 2007 03:20 PM




Seven Force Mar 23rd, 2007 05:25 PM

Quick! Now someone has to post an internet picture that says "failure"! :lol

RaNkeri Mar 23rd, 2007 05:33 PM

Guys, it's all over now.

Lenor Mar 23rd, 2007 05:34 PM

Brian don't make me open a can of:

Seven Force Mar 23rd, 2007 05:39 PM

Don't screw around with me, Amber. You don't want me to look like some kind of

Seven Force Mar 23rd, 2007 05:40 PM

Amber makes me LOL out loud

OFTEN!

Lenor Mar 23rd, 2007 06:03 PM

you should leave posting to the professionals

Lenor Mar 23rd, 2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 482127)
Guys, it's all over now.

nobody likes a micropenis

Seven Force Mar 23rd, 2007 06:12 PM

Oh sure, make fun of his tiny cok.

Why do you think I want to drive a hummer so badly?

Lenor Mar 23rd, 2007 06:13 PM

i think 7force is a pretty smart guy

tall dark and handsome ;)

MarioRPG Mar 23rd, 2007 06:21 PM

whos dis seven force I keep her-in abowt
:ghetto

Chojin Mar 24th, 2007 12:17 AM

i have been ok, but my teeth hurt :<

Lenor Mar 24th, 2007 12:18 AM

Eric, you should get that shit fixed.

Chojin Mar 24th, 2007 10:30 AM

they only started hurting after i went to the dentist

Womti Mar 24th, 2007 11:03 AM

damn that dentist

Zinger Mar 24th, 2007 09:29 PM

Guess what guys?

I'm backkkkkkkkk

hehe.

Lenor Mar 24th, 2007 09:32 PM

:|fucking dork.

Zinger Mar 24th, 2007 09:37 PM

DID YOU MISS ME LENOR

Lenor Mar 24th, 2007 09:44 PM

Let me get right back to you, after a few shots of tequilla.

MattJack Mar 24th, 2007 11:15 PM

and some upskirt shots

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 12:02 AM

Nice try. No nudie pictures of me taken.

tonight :o

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 12:26 AM

it was a joke.

I didn't really want to see that, mainly because I have my own penis to see what one looks like.

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 01:21 AM

Ok, you can call me an idiot, or say im the most un-funny person ever. But the joke's only on you if your going to say im anything but all female, cupcake.

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 01:22 AM

So how big is your penis?

Does Extenze really work?

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 01:26 AM

Your not really all that funny. I'm sorry.

Chojin Mar 25th, 2007 01:28 AM

ACTUALLY, TAZZ, having the crowd behind you can be a huge advantage!

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 01:31 AM

whochamawhat chojin?

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 01:45 AM

You taste willie's cookies?

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 01:47 AM

Willie = executioneer

He makes me good cookies!

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 01:57 AM

lol i know who willie is.

Does he bake them in a dutch oven?

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 02:04 AM

I wouldn't know.

Do you bake cookies in a dutch oven?

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 02:09 AM

Personally, I'd bake anything I could in a dutch oven.

They really trap in all the aroma and heat pretty securely on the inside.

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 02:24 AM

Matt, I'll have to remember that.

Btw, this is an odd conversation we seem to be having.

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 02:33 AM

I'm just here to inform.

I'm sure others here can attest to the power of a dutch oven.

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:37 AM

Jews and other minorites burn very quickly from my experience

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 02:39 AM

I've heard of some powerful dutch ovens, but damn, burning jews?

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:44 AM

Dont knock it till you try it

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 02:45 AM

As soon as I find a jew, I'll ask them if they want to get in my dutch oven.

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:47 AM

but since that post will be edited :rolleyes it doesnt matter anyway

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:48 AM

because SOME people would think im rude

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:49 AM

us skull avatars cant catch a fucking break, you know?

YOU KNOW WHAT I BE TALKIN BOUT, MATTJACK

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 02:52 AM

Oh I kno'. Haters be comin out da woodwork tryin to keep ya boi dahwn. I gots me the double whammy of a mustache AND a skull.

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 02:57 AM

it fucking sucks

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 03:15 AM

Oh quit your bitching.. ;)

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 03:16 AM

its like im married only in not gettin any

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 03:16 AM

...which is like marriage in general am i rite guys :lol

noob3 Mar 25th, 2007 05:23 AM

i gotta go to sleep guys i am goin nuts

MrAdventure Mar 25th, 2007 09:02 AM

stay safe everyone

thordog Mar 25th, 2007 10:26 AM

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Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 12:12 PM

Another well thought out response from the heartland. Terra stop giving people our fucking URL. Not all of them were lucky enough to make it over the hump like you did (that of course is still debatable).

Terra Mar 25th, 2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 482613)
Another well thought out response from the heartland. Terra stop giving people our fucking URL. Not all of them were lucky enough to make it over the hump like you did (that of course is still debatable).

look asshole, nobody in this part of the heartland can afford to own a computer, much less punch in a URL. i'm thinking it's more along the lines of swampland douchebags like yourself that are opening the floodgates around here.

Chojin Mar 25th, 2007 12:22 PM

thordog's the lead i-mockery programmer, so he was probably testing something.

Or just fucking with y'all.

Jixby Phillips Mar 25th, 2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 482594)
stay safe everyone

Hey how come nobody thanked Mr. Adventure for this!

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2007 04:49 PM

I feel the strong urge to bathe.

But I must ignore it.

Lenor Mar 25th, 2007 07:48 PM

Zero that has really got to suck.

I got hiccups

Seven Force Mar 25th, 2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 482614)
look asshole, nobody in this part of the heartland can afford to own a computer, much less punch in a URL. i'm thinking it's more along the lines of swampland douchebags like yourself that are opening the floodgates around here.

Oh ill open some goddamn floodgates as soon as you close yours :lol

Terra Mar 25th, 2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 482741)
Oh ill open some goddamn floodgates as soon as you close yours :lol

been closed for some time, months even. awwww...did i miss some phone calls from you?

fucker>:

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 10:43 PM

lock them shits up

Terra Mar 25th, 2007 10:45 PM

dude, you're okay. i am so sorry i harrassed you.

MattJack Mar 25th, 2007 10:48 PM

Most women are.

*drum roll*

Terra Mar 25th, 2007 11:01 PM

fucker

:D

Matt Harty Mar 25th, 2007 11:44 PM

I wasn't aware seven force ever got over the hump

Terra Mar 25th, 2007 11:52 PM

damn. matt has been really funny lately!

BlueOatmeal Mar 26th, 2007 02:53 AM

Guys this whole having a job shit is so totally lame. I really hate making fucking frappuccinos

RaNkeri Mar 26th, 2007 08:27 AM

Well guys, I've cleaned my room and packed my stuff. My train leaves in 1 hours. See y'all in June, if not before. :picklehat

MattJack Mar 26th, 2007 09:30 AM

well another 12 hour shift done. Time to get some sleeeeeeeeeep

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 482819)
Well guys, I've cleaned my room and packed my stuff. My train leaves in 1 hours. See y'all in June, if not before. :picklehat

:rolleyes

MetalMilitia Mar 26th, 2007 12:39 PM

I went to the self proclaimed 'worlds largest tank museum' today. It was pretty cool, especially the scale of some of the things there. I'd say the coolest thing I saw was the WW2 King Tiger tank:



It must have been over 12 ft tall and the gun on the front could apparently shoot through just about anything the allies could throw at it.

They also had a bunch of WW1 tanks which where interesting:


And Goliath remote control bombs:


Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 482779)
damn. matt has been really funny lately!

thanks terra i strive for your approval!!!!

Sam Mar 26th, 2007 02:18 PM

MATT HARTY

Seven Force Mar 26th, 2007 02:30 PM

MATT HARTY: ADMIRER OF MAN ASS

Seven Force Mar 26th, 2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 482747)
been closed for some time, months even. awwww...did i miss some phone calls from you?

fucker>:

you never answer soooooooo

Seven Force Mar 26th, 2007 02:32 PM

>: :sixmotherfuckingcharacters

Sam Mar 26th, 2007 02:33 PM

I LOVE PUSSY

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2007 02:33 PM

Hey Matt it looks like you're back to regular posting again! Why were you gone for so long was it another anxiety attack? >: Pussy >:

Seven Force Mar 26th, 2007 02:33 PM

shit sam i would hope so

Goat Cheese Mar 26th, 2007 03:05 PM

Hey Matt when are you going to change your avatar. I mean Lil Jon isn't cool anymore. Its all about Lil Flip now.

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 482932)
Hey Matt it looks like you're back to regular posting again! Why were you gone for so long was it another anxiety attack? >: Pussy >:

I could care less about Matt, but panic attacks are nothing to be called a 'pussy' over. Try experiencing one that last for hours. :(

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 04:25 PM

Classes, chillin with gf, chojin got me sucked into mmo's so i was playing that nonstop at one point, and yeah a ton of anxiety problems. Mostly at night so I started growing a phobia of going to sleep, and my bed for a few months. Started sleeping on the couch and exercising alot so i'd pass out easier.

But anyways... i came back because I missed you guys of course :rolleyes

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 04:32 PM

Chojin sucked me back into the world of I-mockery. :(

I completely missed being the ASS of every joke :pullin a millhouse

Black Flag Mar 26th, 2007 04:54 PM

whooooooooo did?

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 482969)
I could care less about Matt, but panic attacks are nothing to be called a 'pussy' over. Try experiencing one that last for hours. :(

Matt and I are tight so he knows there's no hard feelings right 'cause we're buds :hat

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 04:56 PM

You need to tell jokes really slow for Lenor to catch up.

HE ISN'T REALLY CALLING ME A PUSSY LENOR. ITS JUST A THING FRIENDS DO. OK?

OR MAYBE HE WAS.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2007 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 482987)
Chojin sucked me back into the world of I-mockery. :(

Since when have you demoted Chojin to "Internet-name basis" status

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 04:59 PM

just kidding lenor don't read my last post you'll have an aneurysm

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2007 05:02 PM

In all seriousness I had a lot of irrational anxiety problems when I was a kid :(

I went through a phase when I was seven or eight where I thought my parents always wanted to take me places so they could leave me stranded :(. Family vacations were not very relaxing :(

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 05:04 PM

Damn, people too many questions all at once. My head is going to fall off.

1. Ok, Sean and Chuck also bribed me with cookies n' well, I had to stay after... :secret

2. Matt, I've changed allot since when we both used to frequent these boards way back when. I'm not that slow. I just don't like when people say shit about 'panic attacks' because I have had them for years.

3. Eusohlim, Milhouse, Thrilho, etc.. You bitch when I call people by their real name, you bitch when I call them by their 'handle' WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 483018)
In all seriousness I had a lot of irrational anxiety problems when I was a kid :(

I went through a phase when I was seven or eight where I thought my parents always wanted to take me places so they could leave me stranded :(. Family vacations were not very relaxing :(

I wouldn't leave my house for along time, unless it was to go across the street to the Hospital. In fear that I was dying, constantly and that my friends were 'out to get me'.

Thank god for Valium.

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

I'm not that slow
The fact that you had to state that for me reinforces that you're slow.

Anyways, I refuse to go back onto medication for panic attacks and general anxiety. I think it's better to just learn to deal with them myself. Yeah I have trouble going to sleep cause i think i'm going to die and not wake back up. I think people are going to jump out and murder me whenever i'm alone. I look at nutritional information on food and calculate my likelyhood of dying in the long run from eating the said item. I constantly think i'm about to die from some random illness or outside occurance.

It sucks. ;<

MarioRPG Mar 26th, 2007 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 483020)
3. Eusohlim, Milhouse, Thrilho, etc.. You bitch when I call people by their real name, you bitch when I call them by their 'handle' WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

You know he's gonna say "To die. :rolleyes"

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 08:59 PM

Matt, I just have bad ADD. So actually my mind goes faster than normal, but it takes longer to keep the thought that I original had intact. Unless I take my adderol, which is when this happens. Too much talky!

Mario, that would be so the obvious :rolleyes

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 09:29 PM

oh ok now it all makes sense

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 09:34 PM

heh, I love random CELL PHONE calls, and IM's!

Super nite!

noob3 Mar 26th, 2007 09:48 PM

this thread sucks

Sam Mar 26th, 2007 11:30 PM

I LOVE PUSSY

Jixby Phillips Mar 26th, 2007 11:34 PM

.nice.

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 11:41 PM

I'm glad you found it necessary to emphasize on just how much, by how big you made it.

It helps, when your rather slow with the joke getting, like me.


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