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Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 11:53 PM

I LOVE ASS <3

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2007 11:53 PM

CONNECTED TO A FEMALE

Lenor Mar 26th, 2007 11:55 PM

Oh, since matt did it, I must copy him now!

I <3 MY TnA

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 12:41 AM

Hey I have a great idea let's rename this the LENOR TALKS ABOUT HERSELF THREAD

Oh wait that's every thread she posts in >:

I'm just all irritated that I have to sift through autobiographical crap in every thread. You aren't even interesting >: >:

BRB MY PIZZA IS HERE :eek

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 12:50 AM

hows the pizza

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 12:52 AM

I got Dominos thin crust pepperoni, it's like they make a pizza with half the crust and then charge you more for it :(

But it's good :picklehat

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 12:56 AM

post a pic in the dinner pics thread. :o

I stopped ordering dominoes. Processed food is nasty. :( The quality is poor too but i admit i was addicted to it for a really long time.

Sam Mar 27th, 2007 01:04 AM

I LOVE PIZZA

Misdemonar Mar 27th, 2007 01:05 AM

Guys I am have a hard time...

noob3 Mar 27th, 2007 01:05 AM

milhouse, the thin crust is just a big tortilla with holes that they keep in the fridge. they ARE ripping you off. but i think ALL of the crust at dominos is old dough tey keep in a fridge.

fuck!

Misdemonar Mar 27th, 2007 01:06 AM

PARTYING

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 483221)
milhouse, the thin crust is just a big tortilla with holes that they keep in the fridge. they ARE ripping you off. but i think ALL of the crust at dominos is old dough tey keep in a fridge.

fuck!

Man :(

My other late-night option was Jimmy John's but they're about two miles away and fuck that I'll just order pizza

noob3 Mar 27th, 2007 01:18 AM

I am not talking down at Domino's, it's probably the best of the bigger pizza chains. I actually like the thin crust alot, throw some canadian bacon & peperoni on there & give me some Pepsi I will be in delicious pizza heaven :o

I use to like pepperoni only until my girlfriend turned me to the heavenly combo that is CB/Roni :] :] :]

Schimid Mar 27th, 2007 01:20 AM

No way, I always thought Domino's tasted like it came straight off of a conveyor belt. It's all stiff and stuff, you know?

I like Pizza Hut, but they're really pricy :x

noob3 Mar 27th, 2007 01:23 AM

Pizza Hut has a even better CB/Roni thin crust, but like you said that shit is expensive :o The best place to get pizza is local chains, usually they'll try to compete with Little Ceasar's and have a $5 large 1 topping, but it will always be a quality & delicious pie for only FIVE DOLLARS (depending on where you go, BUT I KNOW WHERE TO GO I am a pizza wizard :lol)

Sam Mar 27th, 2007 01:24 AM

Round Table has always treated me best out of the big pizza chains.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 01:26 AM

Pizza Hut makes good regular pan pizzas and so does Hungry Howie's but other than those two I can't stand the pizzas unless they're thin :x

But Pizza Hut's breadsticks oh my god :eek :eek

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 01:27 AM

WIKIPEDIA > ROUND TABLE > ROUND TABLE PIZZA

"Round Table Pizza, a chain of pizza restaurants located mostly in the western United States"

:( :( :(

noob3 Mar 27th, 2007 01:30 AM

We do not have Round Table in Oklahoma, so IDK. We have Little Ceasar's, Mazzio's (barf), Domino's, Papa John's and Pizza Hut.

You KNOW breadsticks are gonna be good when the marina is fuckin' STEAMING. If only Hut's sticks wern't like $5 :(

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 01:32 AM

i just get a sicilian pizza with every topping from the local mafia run pizza place :(

Sam Mar 27th, 2007 01:34 AM

You guys are missing out. :(

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 01:36 AM

fed-ex me a slice!

Sam Mar 27th, 2007 01:39 AM

YOU GOT IT BRO.

noob3 Mar 27th, 2007 01:40 AM

me too but load it with veggies if u know what i am sayin

Schimid Mar 27th, 2007 01:42 AM

We have a place down here called Deno's, and every pizza comes with extra cheese anyway so if you order extra cheese you get like QUADRUPLE CHEESE

Sam Mar 27th, 2007 01:44 AM

I love extra cheese, so i'd probably die for extra-er cheese.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 01:48 AM

I'm always afraid to get extra cheese with thin crust because I know it will be a sogging pile of grease and I also know I will LOVE IT and never look back :o

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 01:51 AM

10,000 mg of cholesterol never hurt anybody

Lenor Mar 27th, 2007 02:10 AM

Nobody eat Chinese food from a grocery deli, k?

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2007 02:11 AM

it's the prepared foods section :rolleyes

Lenor Mar 27th, 2007 02:17 AM

I was only trying to be considerate. :/

MrAdventure Mar 27th, 2007 09:33 AM

sam have you gotten the chance to get ahold of the giant round table coupon sheet because that is the only dang way to order from there (it is expensive but it's a few hundred dollars worth of coupons if you order big enough)

i got sick of it though because the local place always undercooked it so the center was floppin way too freely

man also the best cheap pizza out there is blackjack pizza but they closed the only one we had out here, probably because their breadsticks suck and are awful

there are so many expensive (but great) local pizza joints out here though too bad it's because this is a college town yuck!

Womti Mar 27th, 2007 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 482873)
I went to the self proclaimed 'worlds largest tank museum' today. It was pretty cool, especially the scale of some of the things there. I'd say the coolest thing I saw was the WW2 King Tiger tank:



It must have been over 12 ft tall and the gun on the front could apparently shoot through just about anything the allies could throw at it.

They also had a bunch of WW1 tanks which where interesting:


And Goliath remote control bombs:



WANTWANTWANTWANTW

Womti Mar 27th, 2007 10:30 AM

seriously guys I would live in one of those things :tear

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2007 04:01 PM

I would prefer if you died in one of those things, Guitar Woman.

That's right, the jig is up.

Womti Mar 27th, 2007 05:03 PM

uh, no. fag.

GADZOOKS Mar 27th, 2007 06:14 PM



PULL OVER THERE IS NO USE RUNNING

irish Mar 27th, 2007 06:42 PM

Woo love those tanks from world war I (or before!) where they're basically tiny little boxes on wheels that you have to propell forward with your legs..
anyone else seen those? we heard about them in history class and I just thought they were great! :love:
Kinda like an updated version of Snake's box..

MetalMilitia Mar 27th, 2007 07:17 PM

Sure that wasn't just an episode of The Flintstones?

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2007 07:18 PM



EEEW, MAPLE STORY. :(

irish Mar 27th, 2007 07:24 PM

heh no, it was in this weird history documentry our teacher showed us. Really weird looking.. I could do a diagram but it'd look awful :P

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 483467)


EEEW, MAPLE STORY. :(

Is that one of those online games where you use real money to buy fake online money for fake online items?

Lenor Mar 27th, 2007 07:53 PM



Before rehab.

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 483478)
Is that one of those online games where you use real money to buy fake online money for fake online items?

Yes. That's only for idiots, though. Most people use their real time to make fake online money for fake online items.

executioneer Mar 27th, 2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 483282)
I'm always afraid to get extra cheese with thin crust because I know it will be a sogging pile of grease and I also know I will LOVE IT and never look back :o

man you don't know a sogging pile of delicious grease until you've had the chicken cordon bleu pizza at brewery city pizza :o

if you order it delivery it's always soaked thru the box by the time you get it :eek

Goat Cheese Mar 27th, 2007 10:59 PM

You guys ever feel like you're being watched? like if you looked behindyou thered be a camera?

Zinger Mar 27th, 2007 11:26 PM

The Dominos Meateor Pizza.

Best Pizza there is.

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2007 12:58 AM

CHIPS AND DIIIIP

executioneer Mar 28th, 2007 01:51 AM

new av guys do you love it

MattJack Mar 28th, 2007 01:53 AM

if it had a mustache it would be unstoppable

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2007 01:58 AM

someone might get a seizure from it! :EEK

noob3 Mar 28th, 2007 02:00 AM

i heard mustaches get in the way i have to shave everyday but i have never grown facial hair besides sideburns that i had when i was like 17 but they were pretty conservative still but now i keep them like at eye level

facial hair = gaaay

MattJack Mar 28th, 2007 02:01 AM

noob mustaches are flavor savers. How can that possible be gay?

MattJack Mar 28th, 2007 02:02 AM

and possibly too

executioneer Mar 28th, 2007 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 483602)
facial hair = gaaay

omfg >:o

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2007 02:07 AM

it makes you look old

MattJack Mar 28th, 2007 02:08 AM

and all these years you thought you were cool huh

thanks alot noob for making willie hate himself

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2007 02:09 AM

willie is an exception, he was born with that facial hair

executioneer Mar 28th, 2007 02:16 AM

hahahaha

executioneer Mar 28th, 2007 02:21 AM

actually i was born without any hair whatsoever :x

noob3 Mar 28th, 2007 02:26 AM

if i wanted to savor the flavor of my food/drinks I would put it in the fridge and just save it for later plus i hear having a mustache makes it hard to drink liquid (BEER) fast ;o

everytime i let my stubble grow into a infantile beard it just gets too itchy and i have to shave it. i do not like my face feeling like it's full of ants :x

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2007 02:30 AM

then explain this willie!


executioneer Mar 28th, 2007 03:07 AM

my mom doesn't say 'faggot'! that drawring is a lie!

Lenor Mar 28th, 2007 09:53 AM

Dejavu @ willie :lol

irish Mar 28th, 2007 12:47 PM

Wow, looks like a ninja doctor too. hehe I seem to recall having a similar discussion in my school.. that one of my friends gave his mother carpet burn while she gave birth to him

Sam Mar 28th, 2007 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 483340)
sam have you gotten the chance to get ahold of the giant round table coupon sheet because that is the only dang way to order from there (it is expensive but it's a few hundred dollars worth of coupons if you order big enough)

Yeah, I'd always steal other people's coupons too. :lol

Goat Cheese Mar 28th, 2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irish (Post 483714)
Wow, looks like a ninja doctor too. hehe I seem to recall having a similar discussion in my school.. that one of my friends gave his mother carpet burn while she gave birth to him


:x

:sixcharactersasshole

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2007 08:51 PM

This seller on Amazon.com is being a total douchebag, as you can see through my copied and pasted email correspondence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I bought Zelda: Link to the Past from you and the save files are all corrupted. I'd like to get a refund and a shipping address so I can return the game. Thank you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seller
ok could you leave me shipping address i'll do refund asap

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
You don't need my shipping address to refund, you can just do that online on Amazon. I will need yours though so I can send the game back to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seller
i did refund ok now

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
So do you want the game back? I don't have your shipping address and I can't send the game back without one. Let me know if you want it back so I can send it as soon as possible. Thanks for the refund too, I really appreciate it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seller
ok i'll do refund for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK, I don't mean to be rude, but this is the FOURTH time I'm asking for your address. I can't send you back the game if I don't have your address. If you want the game sent back to you then please give me your address so I can do it. If you don't give me your address in the next email then I'm just not going to bother anymore. Please give me your address so I can send you your game back.

Yeah I'm not going be a total dick to a guy that has access to my address, but this is ridiculous. He hasn't sent me a reply in two days so I'm probably just going to smash the cartridge with a rock or something. >:

He did actually give me a refund though :(

noob3 Mar 28th, 2007 09:00 PM

I think he sent you money but he dosn't want you to waste his time sending him a game that he knows is broken :o What is he going to do with it?

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2007 09:09 PM

Well if it was me I'd want it back to make sure the buyer wasn't pulling some shit. For all he knows I could have just said it was broken, hope he wouldn't want it back, and I'd have a free game :hat

But the other thing is that he's pretty much ignoring me AND sending me emails at the same time.

noob3 Mar 28th, 2007 09:17 PM

I think it's likely he KNOWS the game is broken.

Lenor Mar 28th, 2007 09:37 PM

Maybe hes psychic!

Emu Mar 28th, 2007 10:09 PM

No point in making you send it back if it really is broken

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2007 10:37 PM

Yeah I know. I was just frustrated that this guy won't just say something like "Just keep it".

I wish I could report sellers. Apparently, according to buyer feedback I had overlooked, half the games he's selling have data corruption errors. He's probably selling bootleg games. >:

Cliff Steele Mar 28th, 2007 10:46 PM

man not only do i get free beer here, i just walked into the lobby and they handed me two pizzas :O i dont know why they had just gotten delivered

noob3 Mar 28th, 2007 11:38 PM

oh man let me come down there for free everything :(

MarioRPG Mar 29th, 2007 05:54 PM

http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/
four minutes :omgomgomgomg

Cliff Steele Mar 29th, 2007 06:14 PM

man drive down here im gonna be in this hotel for months

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 484200)
http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/
four minutes :omgomgomgomg

Their servers are completely overloaded. Probably be a while before this video will actually load.

MarioRPG Mar 29th, 2007 06:23 PM

Yeah, I won't be watching it for a week or so anyway.

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2007 06:33 PM

Plenty of mirrors in the comments section here:

http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/GTA_IV_Trailer_TODAY

MattJack Mar 29th, 2007 07:45 PM

oh lord, I can't wait for that game.

GADZOOKS Mar 29th, 2007 08:02 PM

Yeah I can't wait to play in New York City for the 500th time.

Literally, 500 times. If you count Yo! Noid.

MattJack Mar 29th, 2007 08:28 PM

luckily it's in Liberty City huh :lol

MarioRPG Mar 29th, 2007 09:26 PM

I totally just won a mp3 player.

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2007 10:00 PM

Really?

Goat Cheese Mar 29th, 2007 11:40 PM

shoot I won a PS3 before it was even released.

noob3 Mar 29th, 2007 11:49 PM

you guys don't know shit about winning

one time i won a ticket for $114 dollars ebcause i didnt stop a stop sign

atleast that's what the cop said

"you win! a ticket!"

MattJack Mar 29th, 2007 11:52 PM

"atleast I didn't win being a cop"

ZING

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2007 12:07 AM

i won a medal once!

noob3 Mar 30th, 2007 12:14 AM

matt harty the only mocker with a true medal of honor

he is one hardcore soldier

executioneer Mar 30th, 2007 12:36 AM

i won a medal for spelling once :(

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2007 12:37 AM

ugggggh i remember losing the 1st grade spelling bee cause i spelt wednesday wensday.

fuck

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2007 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 484217)
Level of education: Too much.

:eek
..

SimpleLogicnMocking Mar 30th, 2007 02:24 AM

Spelling bee's are always meant to make you feel as insecure as possible, don't hold it against yourself for too long. A complex may form.

MattJack Mar 30th, 2007 02:39 AM

man I want a cigarette sooooo bad :x

Goat Cheese Mar 30th, 2007 02:14 PM

smoking is bad for you! Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenor Mar 30th, 2007 03:28 PM

GC, that is by far the best contradicting message I have ever come across. Please fill the forum's with as much knee-slapping hilarity you can possibly muster up.

If that was even possible.

noob3 Mar 30th, 2007 04:04 PM

i smoke until i cough up bits of my lung and then i see what lung tastes like by chewing on the chewy bit

man i would eat a mother fucker's lungs in a heartbeat that shit is the bomb!

Lenor Mar 30th, 2007 04:16 PM

Anyone wanna go eat?


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