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Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2007 08:26 PM

I'm taking out my frustrations on twelve year olds in Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror.

And I'm kicking ass.

Kick ass.

Goat Cheese Mar 30th, 2007 08:32 PM

Now why ya gonna pick ona poor defenseless kid?

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2007 10:54 PM

Because they can get a $250 PSP for doing absolutely nothing other than being a little bastard to their parents.

MattJack Mar 30th, 2007 11:42 PM

Hey, has anybody seen Liquid? I miss having him around :(

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2007 11:58 PM

he got scurred when i challenged him to a grudge match >:

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2007 11:58 PM

it sucks i wanted to plan this whole rap battle theme with him :(

MattJack Mar 31st, 2007 12:06 AM

maybe he's doing something exciting!

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:13 AM

i saw a commercial just now for the Bedazzler maybe he's using one of those!

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:15 AM

or watching a very good movie

Lenor Mar 31st, 2007 12:22 AM

liquid no longer has internet at his house, the only way to get ahold of him is when he uses his gf's and goes on myspace.

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:25 AM

hahaha i love how lenor hops in and kills it by telling his real life status haha shut the fuck up

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:29 AM

Hey Lenor how's the adventures in the New Posts page going tonight?

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:29 AM

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Lenor Mar 31st, 2007 12:30 AM

Matt, I am farrrrr to drunk to even deal with your stupidity. You shut the fuck up, bitch.

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:30 AM

Do you orgasm when you see 10+ new posts to shit on

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2007 12:30 AM

:( :( :(

noob3 Mar 31st, 2007 05:24 AM

liquidstatik would crush you in a rap battle ya hurr

he is a master at popping trunks

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2007 12:22 PM

He's all about myspace now, biotch.

noob3 Mar 31st, 2007 12:29 PM

myspace = gayx2

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2007 12:52 PM

I can't believe Billy Idol is still alive. He's like, old and stuff.

noob3 Mar 31st, 2007 12:57 PM

ofcourse he's alive being a native oklahoman, all of our residents are infused with the spirit of the buffalo

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2007 01:58 PM

He's not Oklahoman, no matter how much he looks like an indian.


But he can still kick ass. And he is infused with buffalo spirit.

Womti Mar 31st, 2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 484438)
Anyone wanna go eat?


eating is bad for you! just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!

GADZOOKS Mar 31st, 2007 04:21 PM

It's offical! Wotmi is the worst poster on this board. He's just plain annoying!

Womti Mar 31st, 2007 07:31 PM

take it up with Chojin :<

Courage the Cowardly Dog Mar 31st, 2007 08:37 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25580

Wanna read my la Blue girl Live review? It has muppet on ninja sex pix

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2007 08:54 PM

I think womti is Chojin's other personality.

Lenor Mar 31st, 2007 08:58 PM

That would be amuseing, but sadly it's not true. :(

GADZOOKS Mar 31st, 2007 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 484807)
take it up with Chojin :<

:<

I knew it was you, you transgender cunt.

MrAdventure Mar 31st, 2007 10:23 PM

i'm boycotting this message board until womti is removed

good day to you all

GADZOOKS Mar 31st, 2007 10:25 PM

I hope keeping wotmi around is worth the loss of Mr. Adventure, moderators!

I'd boycott but I need help at the Technophile talk :lol

Lenor Apr 1st, 2007 01:07 AM

what's up losers

noob3 Apr 1st, 2007 01:12 AM

Mradventure go smoke some weed and calm the fuck down

Your killin my buzz

i hope u dont think im a loser, amber :(

Lenor Apr 1st, 2007 01:15 AM

you know you will always be king loser to me you fuckin' reject POS

Lenor Apr 1st, 2007 01:16 AM

just kidding :lol noob3 you are the bees knees for real!

Matt Harty Apr 1st, 2007 02:48 AM

i miss feelevil

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2007 03:08 AM

Hey Noob, Hey Noob...

Is your last name... BARRIS?

Womti Apr 1st, 2007 10:41 AM

I'm not Chojin ;<

Terra Apr 1st, 2007 12:13 PM

ohhhh you.....BASTARD!!

Moobs Apr 1st, 2007 05:19 PM

THATS IT THE UNITED KINGDOM IS FULL OF UGLY FAT FAT PEOPLE

noob3 Apr 1st, 2007 10:51 PM

So what does that say about you?

Lenor Apr 1st, 2007 11:06 PM

duh that he's a ugly fat ass!!!

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 01:32 AM

Wuts up d00dz

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 01:46 AM

You, after walking in on your mom and dad tag-teaming your 80 year old neighbor.:x

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 01:50 AM

dood if you saw my neighbor, you'd be all, "NOWAY! SHE IS NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR! THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN THOSE DIRTY MOVIES!"

I don't live with my parents anymore :(. I growed up, I miss your cooking mother. Oh I miss it. :(

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 01:56 AM

how's flirting with that man going?

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 01:57 AM

Oh fuck this shit...


Cry me a fucking river and sail away on it.

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:01 AM

I'll cry you a river then hold your head under water

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:01 AM

and with the other free hand, I'll punch lenor over and over and over in the face until her d*ck explodes

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:06 AM

a river of blood from your eyes ill lap that shit up mother fucker i eat blood for breakfast

and eyes, your eyes the eyes that i ate with my blood snacks

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:08 AM

so do you lap up your girlfriend's vagina when her period is spewing out too? Loving blood must have its low points, eh?

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:09 AM

Is this before or after she has you bend over while shoveing a gun up your ass?

Ghetto Style Gangsta shit

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:11 AM

what the fuck are you talkin about noob??

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:13 AM

Im fucking talking about shoveing a .44 up his ass, while makeing him bark like the doggg he fucking is.

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:14 AM

what'a a .44?

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:15 AM

it's before.
As she goes to insert the gun I simply yell, "JONATHAN DAVIS!"
This make her look in another direction and in turn, everyone laughs because she likes Korn. The gun laughs so hard that it can't be fired.

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:16 AM

a .44 is a food that you need to put in your mouth

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:23 AM

okay so it's like doritos or something or cookies I LOVE COOKIES

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:37 AM

mmhmm COOKIES!

I could eat em' all up!

Womti Apr 2nd, 2007 02:58 PM

http://homelessempowerment.org/ :tear

Womti Apr 2nd, 2007 04:03 PM


I was gonna use this for my sig, but then I saw the math one

GADZOOKS Apr 2nd, 2007 04:38 PM

You just like being a public nuisance huh?

Matt Harty Apr 2nd, 2007 05:00 PM

i can see why you had a hard time choosing they are both hilarious

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 07:30 PM

Matt that mustache is crunk as hell

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 07:31 PM

womti, Geraldo's isn't that bad either, but the poor mustaches got stuck on a douche.

It's like seeing a beautiful plate of french fries, then somebody just sprays mustard all over them. :x

executioneer Apr 2nd, 2007 09:53 PM

womti do you think encyclopedia dramatica is funny or fun

because i don't think that it is either of those things

Womti Apr 3rd, 2007 09:26 AM

what do you think it is willie

Womti Apr 3rd, 2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 485264)
You just like being a public nuisance huh?


would it be better if I could hurt you or something? if you werent so "cool", gadzooks, I'd say you're the biggest fucking nuisance on the board.

Mockery Apr 3rd, 2007 12:11 PM

garfield comics flooding removed. don't do it again, womti.

Noodles Apr 3rd, 2007 12:32 PM

Thank God

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 485438)
would it be better if I could hurt you or something? if you werent so "cool", gadzooks, I'd say you're the biggest fucking nuisance on the board.

Yeah, but you didn't, chump. By the way did you just try to quasi-threaten me on the internet?

I think you are ready for the big leagues champ.


Chojin Apr 3rd, 2007 04:32 PM

The reason womti isn't banned is because he gets all of you so very upset and I think it's hilarious :<

This is also the reason lenor is great.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 04:37 PM

Then why is Juttin banned? He made everybody upset. And he was alot funnier to fool with

The real answer is b.j.'s, people.

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 04:39 PM

Gadzooks, I can't speak on womti's behalf. But that joke isn't cool.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 04:51 PM

Tough Luck, toots, I'm calling mutiny against this savage overlord.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycargus1985
Chojin the Tyrant- Coming to a Theatre Near You!

Oh gay fox boy, you were right all along. :tear :40oz

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2007 04:54 PM

lol CHOJIN THE BARBARIAN rofl rofl rofl rofl

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 05:05 PM

Ey Ey Matey.

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 05:08 PM

So would this make you the captain or the crew, in your analogy?

I'm a little rusty with my pirate lore.

Womti Apr 3rd, 2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 485488)
Yeah, but you didn't, chump. By the way did you just try to quasi-threaten me on the internet?

I think you are ready for the big leagues champ.


I dont have diabetes.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 07:03 PM

Sounds like someone's blood sugar is rising.

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2007 07:12 PM

I didn't ban Juttin, Dr. Boogie did. I was gonna let him stay.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 07:19 PM

http://www.xanga.com/jUTTiN/142358693/item.html

He's living the life. NO DAD = PARTY 24/7

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 07:25 PM

Bad idea, thats what I did when I lost myn.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 07:25 PM



This one is titled MAN, WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?

kahljorn Apr 3rd, 2007 07:43 PM

Quote:

The gun laughs so hard that it can't be fired.
lol ;o

noob3 Apr 3rd, 2007 09:36 PM

i am banning myself until womti is banned

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 09:47 PM

What is the point of that?

executioneer Apr 3rd, 2007 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 485421)
what do you think it is willie

i think it is queer as the day is long

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2007 11:30 PM


executioneer Apr 3rd, 2007 11:46 PM

which one is you milhouse

Sam Apr 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM

THIS IS TRULY A MONUMENTAL EVENT

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2007 12:30 AM

Gotcha :eek

The one obscured by the lamp is George Michael from Arrested Development :(

I'm not cool enough to own a Tom Goes to the Mayor shirt :x

executioneer Apr 4th, 2007 01:42 AM

are you sure they're only 22.95 plus tax and dealer prep

Matt Harty Apr 4th, 2007 02:00 AM

i havent gotten my uncle muscles hour shirt yet :(

executioneer Apr 4th, 2007 02:12 AM

what about a bass fest shirt >:

Matt Harty Apr 4th, 2007 02:13 AM

that ones for you!

Sam Apr 4th, 2007 02:48 AM

I ORDERED MY PIPE CAMP T-SHIRT AND TIM AND ERIC DVD ON THE 19TH AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT. :tear

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2007 08:43 AM

My dad wants me to teach him how to play Call of Duty after he read on the Internet about one of those lamer-type clans that go round disrupting games as much as possible. He wants to join in. I politely declined.

Cliff Steele Apr 4th, 2007 09:52 AM

i have bassfest, pipecamp, and 2 rats off to ya shirts, i needed a backup

Terra Apr 4th, 2007 10:21 AM

oh no are we talking about a first thing, a second thing, and a third thing???? :picklehat


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