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Matt Harty Apr 4th, 2007 11:56 PM

where the fuck is my shirt :(

Sam Apr 5th, 2007 12:02 AM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIRT :(

executioneer Apr 5th, 2007 12:17 AM

where the shit is my furck

noob3 Apr 5th, 2007 12:43 AM

whar da gold at

Matt Harty Apr 5th, 2007 12:48 AM

i think another one of my packages got stolen :(

kahljorn Apr 5th, 2007 01:37 AM

LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN LEPRECHAUN

noob3 Apr 5th, 2007 01:43 AM

i want da gold

Sam Apr 5th, 2007 01:45 AM

THAT IS WHAT JOHN BOBBITS SAID WHEN HE WOKE UP

HE LOOKD WHERE HIS DICK SHOULD HAVE BEEN

AND HE SAID THAT

noob3 Apr 5th, 2007 01:48 AM


TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
MY MOM COOKS PIE WHILE I STAY FUCKIN HIGH, SOMETIMES SHE DOES MY LAUNDRY TOO, BUT ONLY IF I ASK REAL NICE
hurray says:
I SAY MOM WANT TO ROLL THE DICE SHE IS A HUSTLER SHE TAKES MY MONEY WHILE SHE COOKS CHICKEN & RICE

noob3 Apr 5th, 2007 01:53 AM

ARGUUS TARGUUS says:
I GOT AN INFLATABLE ROBOT THAT SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST, I KEEP HIM FULL OF AIR AND HE GIVES MY ROOM SOME FLIAR
TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
FLAIR
hurray says:
I ONCE FUCKED A THRESHER GOT MY DICK SAWED OFF THEY CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO MAN IT WAS BOSS
amber says:
Hair with flair, style DROP. Punk ass motherfuck trying to get a piece of my riteiouse nug
TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
ONE TIME I PRETNEDED LIKE STREET FIGHTER, I WAS FUCKING ZANGEIF GAVE THIS BITCH THE SPINNING PILE DRIVER
hurray says:
yo ur so blind u though u were gettin high you looekd down at ur bowl u were smokin a house fly

noob3 Apr 5th, 2007 01:54 AM

TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
YO YO I'M THE MARVEL VS CAPCOM CHAMP, I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH MY MOUNTAIN BIKE AND JUMP OFF YOU LIKE RAMP

TARGUUS TARGUUS says:
STOP IN THE AIR TO TAKE A MIGHTY SNAP AND RIGHT WHEN I LAND I TAKE A FUCKING NAP
amber says:
this boi i know be crazy, he laced his weed with his very own gravY.

Sam Apr 5th, 2007 03:59 PM

DEMS IS SOME GOOOOD RAPS YO.

Lenor Apr 5th, 2007 04:04 PM

A lot is missin though :/

Goat Cheese Apr 5th, 2007 06:04 PM

WORD, DAWG

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2007 06:07 PM

WHAT?.

Goat Cheese Apr 5th, 2007 06:10 PM

YA HEARD ME, YOU JABRONE.

MarioRPG Apr 6th, 2007 12:47 PM

Big words attract my attention, but disappoint me when I read them.

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2007 12:55 PM

I like belching, a big belch helps me from thinking about how I am going to die one day and see DARKNESS FOR ETERNITY.

But, yeah, take a big belch you'll feel better!

Womti Apr 6th, 2007 01:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXkRAMEdmEY

kahljorn Apr 7th, 2007 11:36 PM

what does the word jabrone mean because i always thought it meant fancy sausage

Fathom Zero Apr 8th, 2007 12:51 AM

I think it originated in the WWF, but I have yet to confirm this.

MattJack Apr 8th, 2007 01:25 AM

Jabrone is a slang term that is roughly translates into punk, clown, ass hat, tool, etc.

WWF's The Rock made it popular in the mid-late 90s as he frequently told his rivals,
"Know your role, Jabrone."

Taken from Dickipedia

MattJack Apr 8th, 2007 01:25 AM

Jabrone is a slang term that is roughly translates into punk, clown, ass hat, tool, etc.

WWF's The Rock made it popular in the mid-late 90s as he frequently told his rivals,
"Know your role, Jabrone."

Taken from Dickipedia

MattJack Apr 8th, 2007 01:31 AM

DOUBLE THE FLAVOR

DOUBLE THE FUN

MarioRPG Apr 8th, 2007 10:16 AM

THAT TITLE SHOULD SAY HOPPY EASTER BECAUSE IT IS A PUN.

Fathom Zero Apr 8th, 2007 01:00 PM

A trojan deleted all of my bookmarks and settings in Firefox. I have no doubt that it's doing other things, but I really don't have enough energy to care at this point.

Edit: it like to open and close my CD tray randomly, too.

Fucking kids and their Sub7.

Lenor Apr 8th, 2007 01:48 PM

Oh god, SUB7 backdoor virrii; I didn't even know people still used that program!

Do you have any Java Trojans?

GADZOOKS Apr 8th, 2007 02:47 PM

Arg Zombies posts too much, he's like that kid at the lunch table who has to make sure people know what he thinks about EVERYTHING.

I threw cups of pudding at people like that.

Fathom Zero Apr 8th, 2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 486575)
Oh god, SUB7 backdoor virrii; I didn't even know people still used that program!

Do you have any Java Trojans?

Couldn't tell ya. I'm gonna run a scan when i go to bed.

Lenor Apr 8th, 2007 06:37 PM

IF you do, than they might just be located in your recycle bin; yet that is if you allow deleted shit to go there, then its a little hard to get rid of when you can't delete them. :/

That's when the 'Bait n' Switch' maneuver work's great.

Fathom Zero Apr 8th, 2007 06:44 PM

This terminal is a freakin' malware magnet. I got rid of a particularly nasty ?oolsv.exe which nested itself in a separate C:/WINDOWS/Fonts folder. It was a bid odd.

But I haven't noticed anything in my recycling bin. Oh well. I'm downloading WinXP Pro. now and preparing for a liberal formatting. Gonna save as much as I can and get the hell out of Dodge if I can't delete 'em.

Lenor Apr 8th, 2007 06:49 PM

Zero, you won't see anything in your recycle bin; It manifest itself basically.

You should also switch the location of your windows folder's, and whichever browser you use. If you don't already.

Goat Cheese Apr 9th, 2007 04:11 PM

that was tech support with Lenor and Fathom Zero! Lets give them a big hand everybody!

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2007 07:15 PM

ugh this place is just inhabitable, I'm going to tap out this sucks

Blake Stamper Apr 9th, 2007 07:15 PM

Good, don't come back, fag

Goat Cheese Apr 9th, 2007 09:19 PM

Good one. You should join a comedy army and kill people with LAUGHTER

Womti Apr 10th, 2007 01:40 PM

GADZOOKS posts too much, he's like that kid at the lunch table who has to make sure people know what he thinks about EVERYTHING.

Womti Apr 10th, 2007 01:42 PM

DOUBLEE POOOOOOOST SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WISEASS REMARK ABOUT MY UNINTENTIONAL HYPOCRISY IT IS LOLZ

Womti Apr 10th, 2007 01:47 PM

OH AND BTW WILLIE I HAD AN EGG BURRITO WRAP THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST BUT NOT JUST ANY EGG BURRITO WRAP NO IT WAS MADE WITH EASTER EGGS

Seven Force Apr 10th, 2007 03:44 PM

OH GODDAMNIT >:

Seven Force Apr 10th, 2007 03:46 PM

if you guys wanted to fuck up a thread with your faggot shit you should've done it in my thread

except womti i just want him to leave

noob3 Apr 10th, 2007 04:01 PM

womti backwards is itmow

IT mow..

it mows..

he's obviously fartinmowler's character, based on his trusty tractor lawn mower

noob3 Apr 10th, 2007 04:02 PM

i've known this for awhile, so when i see his little ignore box, i just imagine the sound of a lawn mower

:lol fartin good job recreating the feel of a lawn mower in a forum!!!

MarioRPG Apr 10th, 2007 04:40 PM

What the hell? We're still on this page?

Womti Apr 11th, 2007 10:30 AM

and I'm still not fartin :\

Noodles Apr 11th, 2007 05:09 PM

Hey Guys...

Noodles Apr 11th, 2007 05:10 PM

The guy above me is stupid

Noodles Apr 11th, 2007 05:29 PM

exactly

Goat Cheese Apr 11th, 2007 10:27 PM

Noodles you must belive in yourself! The princess needs you!

MattJack Apr 11th, 2007 10:42 PM

Know what would make your avatars better fellas?












more mustache

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2007 10:46 PM

more like moosetachio :rolleyes

noob3 Apr 11th, 2007 11:04 PM

did you know mustaches are pubic hair that grows on your lip?

this message brought to you by noob3

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

MattJack Apr 11th, 2007 11:06 PM

Actually at first scientists thought exactly that, but after further inspection they soon realized that you were wrong.


DEAD WRONG

noob3 Apr 11th, 2007 11:09 PM

yeah who was the lead researcher, dr pubeface?

i think we need a second opinion, which i am giving, now, and the opinion is good!

Sam Apr 11th, 2007 11:27 PM

EVERYTHING I HAVE HEARD FROM NOOB SOUNDS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE.

MattJack Apr 11th, 2007 11:30 PM

Damnit! All these years I've been living a lie!

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

kahljorn Apr 12th, 2007 12:04 AM

yea maybe noob3 should be a pube scientist and he can go around and compare mens penis hairs to their face hairs with a magnifying glass and go HMM THESE ARE PREtty siMILAR ON A MOLECULAR LEveL and he'll probably get a boner from it :(

MattJack Apr 12th, 2007 12:25 AM

Pubes make me throw up. I'm so glad I'm an 11 year old boy

noob3 Apr 12th, 2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 487185)
yea maybe noob3 should be a pube scientist and he can go around and compare mens penis hairs to their face hairs with a magnifying glass and go HMM THESE ARE PREtty siMILAR ON A MOLECULAR LEveL and he'll probably get a boner from it :(

yeah it's not like i don't have pubes of my own do you have to turn everything homo erotica i mean come on :x

MattJack Apr 12th, 2007 01:04 AM


kahljorn Apr 12th, 2007 01:31 AM

whateva professa

BlueOatmeal Apr 12th, 2007 01:45 AM

Shit dudes today was damn good man.

MattJack Apr 12th, 2007 01:45 AM

that's a big animal yall, I wants one. I'd so walk him everyday around the block. He could sit on my couch and I could just tape a Wiicontroller to his fin/paw/hand. Oh I want one!

Does anyone know where I can buy one?

<3

FartinMowler Apr 12th, 2007 03:25 AM

Quote:

he's obviously fartinmowler's character, based on his trusty tractor lawn mower
I've tried to make a few characters that got banned....I'm not Womti, but it is funny "itmow" or "mowit"

noob3 Apr 12th, 2007 12:55 PM

yeah i think it's his calling, he'd be less homeless if he could just mow some lawns!!!

MarioRPG Apr 12th, 2007 04:00 PM

Today has been one of the worst days ever. It was boring and when I woke up I cut my toe.

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2007 07:44 AM

My mobo and monitor are fried. :sadface

FartinMowler Apr 13th, 2007 02:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIuLspkUCg :hypno

Sam Apr 13th, 2007 08:58 PM

MY MOFOS IS FRIED

Sam Apr 13th, 2007 09:00 PM

MY MOFOS IS FRIED DOODZ

Sam Apr 13th, 2007 09:05 PM

FFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDD MOFOOOOOOS

Sam Apr 13th, 2007 09:05 PM

FFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDD MOFOOOOOOS

Cliff Steele Apr 13th, 2007 09:21 PM

they're fighting crime, all over town

Black Flag Apr 13th, 2007 10:27 PM

guys i just got a speed racer avatar and i think it's just fabulous

i recommend you all get them ASAP

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2007 10:32 PM

I'm not feeling it. :/

executioneer Apr 13th, 2007 10:58 PM

okay!!

Moobs Apr 14th, 2007 12:11 PM

avatars aren't hip anymore

Sam Apr 14th, 2007 02:25 PM

I DON'T KNOW GUYS, I THINK BLACK FLAG IS ON TO SOMETHING! :eek

Goat Cheese Apr 14th, 2007 08:58 PM

Im gonna continue this japanamantion avatar trend!

Lenor Apr 16th, 2007 01:27 PM

hahahha.. WHAT IN HELL ..

'Gotta get my mojo runnin, my engine hummin, dont I?.. now ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT AGAIN, BOTTOMS UP AND DRINK IT AGAIN, FIX IT UP AND SHOOT IT AGAIN, I CANT BELIVE I DID IT AGAIN'

kahljorn Apr 16th, 2007 09:00 PM

that's right moobs we're on the same wavelength keep up the good work buddy ;)

leilei Apr 16th, 2007 10:46 PM

shit man, shit :(

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2007 10:49 PM

I was going to come to this thread today and be like "LENOR'S BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST A WEEK ISN'T IT GREAT" but then >:

Womti Apr 17th, 2007 10:38 AM

but then YOU showed up >:

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2007 01:03 PM

My site's gone for good now :(

kahljorn Apr 17th, 2007 01:14 PM

poor website that i visited one time :(

Goat Cheese Apr 17th, 2007 03:59 PM

You could always make another one.

:milhouseandthebear.com

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2007 07:24 PM

Yeah but I'm poor you asshole so start sending me $$$ and I'll do it (donations of $100 or higher only) Click here for more information

kahljorn Apr 17th, 2007 07:26 PM

omg it's a perpetual cycle :O :O :O :O

MarioRPG Apr 17th, 2007 07:52 PM

I like cycles! Mostly the tri version.

Womti Apr 18th, 2007 10:49 AM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

Womti Apr 18th, 2007 10:50 AM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

Womti Apr 18th, 2007 10:50 AM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

Womti Apr 18th, 2007 10:50 AM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA:eek

Supafly345 Apr 18th, 2007 11:45 AM

Wait, it was costing you money for that website?

Lenor Apr 18th, 2007 12:40 PM

Oh wait for it....


AWWWWW SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 488094)
Wait, it was costing you money for that website?

No but starting at the end of the month I'll no longer get the 90% discount and since my website was totally ignored by me since August (totally ignored by everyone else since June) it would be pointless to keep putting money into it for now. :\

Sam Apr 18th, 2007 02:09 PM

BUT HOW CAN YOU DENY THE PEOPLE THE GLORY OF ANOTHER TOP TEN LIST OR A REVIEW FROM PUB ABOUT SOME SCI-FI SHOW?????


YOU CRUEL BASTARD.












:rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2007 02:15 PM

THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING, BONER MAGNET

MetalMilitia Apr 18th, 2007 02:53 PM

Why don't you just get a free blog from somewhere?

You can fill it with whatever you want and it'll probably get more traffic too.


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