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Goat Cheese Apr 18th, 2007 07:00 PM

yeah but the only people who read blogs are other bloggers.

Lenor Apr 18th, 2007 11:19 PM

Sam how's those cali buds flowin?

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2007 11:50 PM

Hey Sam mind if I annoy you with questions too??

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 12:23 AM

Don't fight over me guys i have more then enough time to help the less fortunate posters here. I'll be glad to answer all of your questions!

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 12:24 AM

Why does life suck ass?

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 12:30 AM

IF LIFE SUCKED AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAID IT DID THEN SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE GETTING BLOWN.

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 12:32 AM

ALSO TO ANSWER MILHOSUE BACKWARDS AND LENORE: YES

kahljorn Apr 19th, 2007 12:35 AM

he said suck ASS not suck dicks and sam would you be happy if you had to suck dicks i don't think so so even if someone would be happy getting blown there's always going to be someone crying into a penis im unsatisfied with your answer :(

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 12:38 AM

I'm sorry could you phrase that in the form of a question?

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 12:44 AM

YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 12:46 AM

Should I change my title? What should I change it to?

Goat Cheese Apr 19th, 2007 12:49 AM

Keepin' the doctor away

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 12:51 AM

I wasn't asking you

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 12:52 AM

you should add [_] suck a stack of dicks

im probably assuming (wrongfully) that you didnt do it already

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 12:56 AM

Seven Force you have been very sassy lately! I suggest that your title be "I'VE BEEN SASSY"

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 01:02 AM

And change it I shall

kahljorn Apr 19th, 2007 01:18 AM

that's a mighty dapper title you have there

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2007 01:24 AM

Better yet change it so that it says "gassy" LMAO

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 01:36 AM

Seriously?

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 01:44 AM

DO NOT DISOBEY ME. >:

MY WORD IS LAW.

YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I TOLD YOU SO IF YOU FUCKING CHANGE IT I WILL BE SO OFFENDED AND THE NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME A QUESTION YOU WILL REGRET ASKING ME THAT QUESTION BECAUSE I WILL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER THAT MAY MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING YOU REGRET.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2007 01:44 AM

No wait I have some better ideas ok come back tomorrow it'll be great :hat

Seven Force Apr 19th, 2007 01:46 AM

:lol you guyyyyys

Sam Apr 19th, 2007 01:49 AM

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE DEVIL.

kahljorn Apr 19th, 2007 12:04 PM

dirt devil vacuums blow balls all over the floor :(

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2007 02:43 PM

waitasecond, when the hell did the chatroom get entertaining again

Lenor Apr 19th, 2007 03:36 PM

Brian
+
Sam
+
Calling milhousE funny things
=
FUNNY STUFF!

Lenor Apr 19th, 2007 03:41 PM

Brian is goin to buy me an PINK I-POD AN ICE CREAM, when we go to CHICAGO.

BTW may 7th-10th if anyone wants to know ;)

Downtown district...

kahljorn Apr 19th, 2007 04:34 PM

somebody is going to buy you a pink ipod? I hope you're planning on putting out.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2007 04:46 PM

You two are fags. Have fun fagging around in Chicago.

Seven Force is black, Lenor. How does this make you feel now?

MetalMilitia Apr 19th, 2007 08:24 PM


executioneer Apr 19th, 2007 10:42 PM

ewwwww

MetalMilitia Apr 19th, 2007 11:09 PM

I'm really hungry but my stupid bitch house mate has moved someone into the living room which is connected to the kitchen. She didn't even ask anyone else in the house if he could stay. I'm pretty sure she hasn't even been here for a few days.
There is a 24 hour super market found here someone but I'd almost certainly get lost on the way :(

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2007 11:09 PM

THERE GOES A NARWHAL

Sam Apr 20th, 2007 12:32 AM

DOES NO ONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION? I WILL CONTINUE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IF QUESTIONS ARE ASKED MY KNOWLEDGE IS LIMITLESS.

Moobs Apr 20th, 2007 07:20 AM

Are Uk allowed to celebrate 420? :(

Lenor Apr 20th, 2007 02:22 PM

I dunno milhouse, how should I feel; he's also Irish, and your a fucking Nazi queer with a bunked website that you can't even afford to pay the nine dollars a year for. But on the other hand maybe your just taking out your frustrations for the inability to have your own pink I-POD. Who knows; better yet, who the fuck cares?

Do you have something to say about how I'm also hanging with Willie?

kahljorn Apr 20th, 2007 02:25 PM

so because someone moved someone in you can't eat? You should just eat and when they go, "I SURE AM HUNGRY" go, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT PAY RENT OR BUY THE FOOD." And if it's because they don't want anyone in their room tell them to shut the fuck up because the living room isn't a bedroom.

Seven Force Apr 20th, 2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 488290)
somebody is going to buy you a pink ipod? I hope you're planning on putting out.

You know me, i've never had consensual sex without money or items involved.

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2007 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 488386)
I dunno milhouse, how should I feel; he's also Irish, and your a fucking Nazi queer with a bunked website that you can't even afford to pay the nine dollars a year for. But on the other hand maybe your just taking out your frustrations for the inability to have your own pink I-POD. Who knows; better yet, who the fuck cares?

ok
....

Sam Apr 20th, 2007 04:46 PM

HEY GUYS IT'S 4/20 TODAY MAKE SURE YOU SMOKE SOME POT OKAY!

BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE AMERICAN!

See Moobs I answered your question.

executioneer Apr 20th, 2007 08:47 PM

yeah if your not american doing anything out of the ordinary is celebrating hitler birthday or columbine wtf don't be jerks you guys

Moobs Apr 21st, 2007 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 488414)
HEY GUYS IT'S 4/20 TODAY MAKE SURE YOU SMOKE SOME POT OKAY!

BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE AMERICAN!

See Moobs I answered your question.

too late :hypno

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 01:38 AM

Guys have I ever told you how much I hate JEW$

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 01:55 AM

And the blacks :hangman

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 01:56 AM

hahahaha no guys i was kidding :(

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 02:01 AM

maybe if i post enough we can forget this page exists

Lenor Apr 21st, 2007 02:11 AM

FUCK!

See Brian why'd ya have to go lie to me saying you were really mexican/purtero rican/jamican mixed?

FUCKING LIAR!! I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN :/

haha

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 02:24 AM

I wanted to wait till I trapped you I mean until we met in Chicago.

Milhouse has to fuck up EVERYTHING

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2007 02:35 AM

Oh it could have been such a beautiful thing too

Lenor Apr 21st, 2007 02:38 AM

Damn milhouse you just cock-blocked brian!

That's a shiesty thing to do!

noob3 Apr 21st, 2007 02:39 AM

WHITE POWER

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2007 02:40 AM

Hope you have fun in Chicago please enjoy this good tourist's guide I found at http://www.chicago.com

Attachment: CHICAGO_TOURIST_GUIDE.pdf (35kb)
Display / Download

noob3 Apr 21st, 2007 02:43 AM

where was my guide when sean & I went to chicago

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 02:45 AM

THAT MEANS NO IPOD FOR YOU >:

noob3 Apr 21st, 2007 02:47 AM

where's my ipod

Lenor Apr 21st, 2007 02:47 AM

Uh I never thought I would ever say this, but thanks milhouse. We have already checked out alot on it, but thats extremly thoughtful of you...


uhhh .. :/

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2007 02:52 AM

I bought your plane tickets hope you like first class!

noob3 Apr 21st, 2007 02:53 AM

more like first crass this kid bought you seats on the gayairlines

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2007 03:00 AM

Actually Lenor gets a one-way trip ticket because I'm assuming after Seven Force rapes her he's just going to want to leave her there

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 03:01 AM

yeah ok milhouse :rolleyes

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 03:02 AM

you honestly think im just gonna let her live and tell people?

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 03:03 AM

shit i should edit that out in case the FBI wants to trawl a dumbass message board for clues :lol

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2007 03:08 AM

:lol :lol

Lenor Apr 21st, 2007 03:17 AM

uhh WTH..

This conversation is turning slightly backwards...

besides, it will be a little hard for brian to rape or kill me when I dose his ass up on all those crazy drugs!

MarioRPG Apr 21st, 2007 08:19 AM

C'mon, easter was like a bajillion days ago.

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 12:38 PM

thats when the tables will be turned :(

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2007 12:40 PM

actually that sounds kinda hot

Lenor Apr 21st, 2007 04:00 PM

Yeah im hot, i know ;)

Sam Apr 21st, 2007 04:54 PM

WHITE POWER

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2007 10:06 PM

CLAM CHOWDA

Lenor Apr 22nd, 2007 01:38 AM

WIFE BEATER

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2007 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 488497)
C'mon, easter was like a bajillion days ago.

what are you talking about ;(

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2007 01:42 AM

Guys what does Virginia Tech and Mt. Everest have in common?

Both are minus 32 with a killer slope :eek

noob3 Apr 23rd, 2007 01:51 AM

maybe if u keep posting that shit somone will find it funny you brainless mongoloid

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2007 01:57 AM

Hey noob where's lenor go find lenor! :eek :eek

noob3 Apr 23rd, 2007 02:04 AM

find my cock with your mouth

executioneer Apr 23rd, 2007 03:37 AM

PRZ VISIT MY UPDATED-FOR-THE-90s WEBSITE

-willie

Lenor Apr 23rd, 2007 08:24 PM

WILLIE I SURELY WILL!

Lenor Apr 23rd, 2007 10:25 PM

What is with this CORN DISCOMBOB :/ its supposed to be 'Discombublated Mon a day'

GRR willie GRR! That's it misser your getting an M80 shot at ya, IN THE ASS! hahaha ;)

noob3 Apr 24th, 2007 02:29 AM

NOOB TRES IN THE HOUSE GETTING CRUNK

Lenor Apr 24th, 2007 02:35 AM

OH ok chuck, YES CAUSE THAT IS PERFECT COMPREHENSION!

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...e-june-08a.jpg

noob3 Apr 24th, 2007 02:42 AM

i'll comprehend you :sleep

Lenor Apr 24th, 2007 04:01 AM

KINKY DRUNK TALK! :rock

Matt Harty Apr 25th, 2007 12:30 AM

how big is your penis lenor

Sam Apr 25th, 2007 02:58 AM

I LOVE PUSSY

noob3 Apr 25th, 2007 03:08 AM

check out this avatar

Chojin Apr 25th, 2007 09:48 AM

guys have you ever read the forum contests forum?

it's like an entirely seperate message board!

Lenor Apr 25th, 2007 07:27 PM

I want to know why my thread I made was locked, it didn't break any rules and wasn't some pointless dribble. I could of just edited that one sentence out.. :/

NEVERMIND IT WAS JUST MOVED! SO GO CHECK IT OUT IN MOCK WAR'S FORUM!

MattJack Apr 26th, 2007 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 489106)
guys have you ever read the forum contests forum?

it's like an entirely seperate message board!

Yes, it def is. I think of it like a Diet I-Mockery Forum in the sense of countless unfunny personal attacks, useless posts, and all around douche baggery. I like to read it and see all the kids try with the competitions, but the only way I'd post in there is if I contributed to an event. As it should be.

MarioRPG Apr 26th, 2007 09:44 PM

Hey guys, I post in that forum.
...Oh. :(

globule23 Apr 28th, 2007 07:16 AM

um, kick me out f you will: however, Ive seen some things on the contsest forum that made my day(s) And I just joined todayto this place for that reason. I aint so good at computers but I got here, so uh, I use vocal typing too much (uhh, ummm, sooo, anyway)
its in bad form. so, anyway, umm, I forgot why I was wri.. typing this... Why?

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2007 07:19 PM

Well, I almost ran over an idiot bicyclist.

Fucking genius decided it would be a great idea to whip around a corner, riding right in the middle of the right turn lane (from the opposite direction).

Not like a car or something might be going to turn right and end up crushing him like a bug.

Chojin Apr 28th, 2007 09:11 PM

Share the road, Gus.

Globule, we only kick people out if they are both furries AND racists.

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2007 12:39 PM

Yes if you are one or the other it is ok. Take it from me.

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2007 12:40 PM

But you can pick only ONE. No flip-flopping.

executioneer Apr 29th, 2007 12:45 PM



NOT ALLOWED

executioneer Apr 29th, 2007 12:49 PM



NOT ALLOWED

executioneer Apr 29th, 2007 12:51 PM



omg banned >:

Supafly345 Apr 30th, 2007 05:00 AM

Hey guys you see any kids areound :)

MattJack Apr 30th, 2007 08:42 AM

Supafly, I don't know what's wrong with that picture, but something is very wrong with that picture.


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