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Esuohlim Dec 25th, 2007 01:15 AM

Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

Tadao Dec 25th, 2007 01:33 AM

I'm gonna start celebrating March 25th as "Happy God Fucked Mary Day!"

Sebra Dec 25th, 2007 02:36 AM

what about a frankie muniz day huh

Esuohlim Dec 25th, 2007 03:29 AM

HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY 16-YEAR-OLD COUSIN DIED OVER TWO MONTHS AGO AND HIS FAMILY NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL US

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH

Tadao Dec 25th, 2007 03:50 AM

^That kinda blows. My little brother killed himself 3 months ago and my dad didn't want to tell anyone on his side of the family. I can kind of see how he just can't handle all the phone calls. Maybe your Uncle and Aunt needed to just deal with imediate family matters first.


Guitar Woman Dec 25th, 2007 04:08 AM

Oh lord, someone uploaded Outlaw Star's entire run to youtube, dubbed and uncensored

Nostalgia rush ;<

MarioRPG Dec 25th, 2007 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 516029)
Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

:lol Genius.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 515971)
How would he know that he can't write anymore?

When we stop buying them. :lol


Seriously, fanboys don't quit. :x

Grislygus Dec 25th, 2007 11:31 PM

What's up




The Ratchet and Clank game that I bought from Best Buy for my probably-eventual younger stepbrother didn't come with the cd. He got to open it on Christmas eve, which is when I was pressured into going back and exchanging it.



Fun fun fun!

executioneer Dec 26th, 2007 03:46 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS 45 MINUTES TOO LATE, FOLKS

MarioRPG Dec 26th, 2007 07:48 AM

I bought a 500Gb external harddrive today for 100$ (thats a deal here ok(

Asila Dec 26th, 2007 12:20 PM

I have never in my life gone shopping on the day after Christmas--I'm masochistic in an entirely different way--but some reason today I feel the pull...unnecessary sales...must buy crap....

MattJack Dec 26th, 2007 06:57 PM

I grabbed my best friend's dick last night on accident. It was the first man dick i've ever had in my hand before (besides mine duhhhh).

Now he won't return my calls or even answer his phone. :(

Guitar Woman Dec 26th, 2007 07:11 PM

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

Tadao Dec 26th, 2007 07:22 PM

By accidently unzipping his pants, and accidently opening your hand, and acidently grabbing it with a firm lubed grip.

Fathom Zero Dec 26th, 2007 07:56 PM

Code:

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MarioRPG Dec 26th, 2007 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)
How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He thought it was a girl's penis GW, if you've ever seen a woman you'd understand. j/k we luv you

Tadao Dec 27th, 2007 12:36 AM

The new show left me unfullfilled.

Hold me.

MattJack Dec 27th, 2007 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)
How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He had a lighter on his crotch and I went to grab it, but I accidentally grabbed it.

It's all good now though because we just act like that never happened, so I'm straight again.

Look out world.

Asila Dec 27th, 2007 05:52 PM

My laptop started smoking yesterday. I undid everything today, took what I could apart, dusted it (the extent of what I can do to a computer) and now I'm on it again today. I'm kinda asking to get set on fire.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2007 06:04 PM

A Bukakke party will out that out.

Did you find what was burning?

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 06:06 PM

Someone on here had a laptop burn their lap before :<

Mine gets toasty but what else could you expect from a 600mhz monster machine like that

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 06:08 PM

Wow, your laptop is eight times faster than mine.

MLE Dec 27th, 2007 06:09 PM

i wish i still had my old pcg-505 vaio :<

Moobs Dec 27th, 2007 06:09 PM

My laptop is burning my thighs all because i tried to play Club Penguin on it :(

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 06:11 PM

Actually my laptop may have been 800mhz but it's hard to say as I haven't used it since I've needed to open the CD drive with a paperclip and then hold the tray in place since it shakes violently when reading discs.

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 06:11 PM

I was afraid I'd be the only person here to know about that game!

Moobs Dec 27th, 2007 06:15 PM

I was going to make an attempt at hitting on the young teen girls that play as penguins. This christmas has brought me to an all time low :<

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 06:16 PM

I don't use my laptop. Ever. It's useless. I just have it so that it exists and I can badmouth it. There is no CD-ROM drive and a CD holds more data than its hard drive.

But it does have internet access!

MLE Dec 27th, 2007 06:17 PM

is it a tiny laptop?

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 06:18 PM

mine can't play video without serious lag

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 06:35 PM

I am ranked #16 for most posts in this thread, guys

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 06:35 PM

Thanks a lot, now I feel obliged to use it.

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 06:36 PM

I mentioned this before, but Pub has 200+ posts in The Cowboy Song.

:(

MarioRPG Dec 27th, 2007 06:37 PM

And how many do you have?

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 06:38 PM

8, which is way less than I thought.

MarioRPG Dec 27th, 2007 06:42 PM

Oh. I think I only have 5 or so myself...

Moobs Dec 27th, 2007 06:43 PM

holy crap i have 235 posts in this thread i'm such a loser

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 07:09 PM

Wow! What happened? It's like my best friend got a sex change.

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 07:10 PM

Hey, cool, I'm posting this from my laptop. It took about 34534534535 seconds to load but the forum still (kind of) works with Internet Explorer 3.0.

Here's how it looks:

Mockery Dec 27th, 2007 07:14 PM

Damnit man! You're showing them the redesign before it launches! I wanted it to be a surprise! :(

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 07:16 PM

Can I have some money before being fired?

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 07:17 PM

Upcoming Pieces wtf

SECRETS? ON MY I-MOCK?

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 07:20 PM

Yeah, like the SECRET locations of Chojin's child porn.

Mockery Dec 27th, 2007 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516522)
Upcoming Pieces wtf

SECRETS? ON MY I-MOCK?

Can you actually see that forum? o.O

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 07:21 PM

it's in the screenshot.

Mockery Dec 27th, 2007 07:23 PM

oh ok, haha i thought some permissions got fucked up.

:secrats

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 08:40 PM

http://asia.cnet.com/blogs/mobileoji...63001644&t=tag

I think Sakurai wrote this article.

Seven Force Dec 27th, 2007 10:50 PM

This is niiiiiiiice

Fathom Zero Dec 27th, 2007 11:31 PM

I saw AvP: R today and it sucked royally, but the very end was kind-of cool and the dude yelling "Get to the chopper!" was pretty funny.

I felt like taking a nap or movie-hopping, though.

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2007 11:53 PM

what's going on mah niggas

how you guys celebrating new years?

executioneer Dec 28th, 2007 12:19 AM

alcohol poisoning

Tadao Dec 28th, 2007 12:35 AM

Making dirty vids.

Seven Force Dec 28th, 2007 10:13 AM

partying

MarioRPG Dec 28th, 2007 12:27 PM

Alone. :(
Nah, I'll probably just meet up with some of my (few) friends and do... I dunno, something.

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2007 12:29 PM

Bowling!

Seven Force Dec 28th, 2007 12:41 PM

Your sig looks like the title of a Batman The Animated Series episode

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2007 01:28 PM

We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

bigtimecow Dec 28th, 2007 01:46 PM

it's all about the metaphors baby

uh huh yeah

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2007 05:29 PM

I need to play Mass Effect so bad I have the shakes now. The Black Shakes.

Sethomas Dec 28th, 2007 06:05 PM

"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

Batman episode? I remember reading that sentence in the book Slaughterhouse Five back in June 2000. There was an essay within the book that referenced the backwardness of American conceptions of wealth versus wisdom, and it cited that mantra as evidence. I haven't read the book in over seven years, so maybe the quote isn't verbatim, but oh well.

executioneer Dec 28th, 2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 516721)
We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

isn't that the first Riddler episode :o

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2007 07:31 PM

More winner (I have the Riddler VHS.) Though it was, as Seth said, in Slaughterhouse Five first.

Seven Force Dec 29th, 2007 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 516721)
We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

It clicked, I liked that episode :)

Misdemonar Dec 29th, 2007 02:53 AM

HE YALL'

Sethomas Dec 29th, 2007 04:49 PM

Green exclamations? Fuck you guys.

Anyways. I really hate it when points of conversations come up in my head long, long after the conversations took place.

For example: when I got my eyes checked back in August, by a freak coincidence the resident optometrist happened to be the sister of a friend of mine in Illinois. I realized this by seeing her maiden name on her lens case and putting together a few details I'd remembered from earlier discussions. I didn't bring this up until my second visit with her. Actually, I brought it up to her sister, who relayed it to the optometry resident who brought it up. At any rate, I think it would have been funny if I had told her immediately upon my realization of who she was, "You're ____'s sister, right? I have an MP3 file that features her faking an orgasm." But, alas, I did not.

Guitar Woman Dec 29th, 2007 05:01 PM

wtf happened with the new posts icons

that's ugly as fuck change it back

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 05:03 PM

IT'S LIKE A LOAD OF ANAL PROBES

Mockery Dec 29th, 2007 05:24 PM

Huh? Where?

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 05:32 PM



:x

Guitar Woman Dec 29th, 2007 05:38 PM

If you guys can do that whole "integrate the forums into the main site" thing and keep it looking like it does now i will be a-ok with that

MetalMilitia Dec 29th, 2007 05:39 PM

It looks like an arcade-style control stick thingy. I guess :/

Mockery Dec 29th, 2007 06:02 PM

Ok, I'll have to reupload the old ones. Chojin was doing larger versions of those icons for a different forum homepage that we're planning on eventually putting up when we have the time to code it. But I don't like them for the little icons either and want to stick with our lil' blue 'n grey checkboxes. I'm on my laptop right now, but I'll have him re-upload them or I'll re-upload 'em later on.

Cfr5 Dec 29th, 2007 06:07 PM

DENIED! I should've given him an even harder time earlier. SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE HAD THAT THREESOME FTP PHONE-SEX, CHOJIN!

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 08:44 PM

Wish someone had told me before I went and made the larger ones.

Also, fuck you all.

And the old ones are still on the ftp under the extension .bkup, I'll go put them back.

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 08:45 PM

There guys now we can go back to pretending the forums are one big TO-DO list :imock

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 08:57 PM

MLE is setting up a ICON DESIGNING CONTEST in art shit so that you indecisive same-sex aficionados can come to a decision that maybe 2 of you can agree on I guess let's not bet the farm haha am i right

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 09:01 PM

edit: NEVERMIND :gw

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 09:02 PM

Hold ctrl+shift then click reload

And then hit yourself

Mockery Dec 29th, 2007 09:39 PM

I nominate this:


to replace this:

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 09:43 PM

:oneofthosedays

to replace this:

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 09:47 PM

oh are we supposed to joke about making these because i actually tried o:

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 09:48 PM

no, the real contest is goign on in art shit PAY ATTENTION JESUS CHRIST I AM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES

Guitar Woman Dec 29th, 2007 09:48 PM

I WANT YOU


TO HELP PRETTY THIS FORM UP

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 09:51 PM

CHILL OUT CHOJIN IT IS LIKE 3AM OVER HERE OK

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 10:01 PM

I AM PERFECTLY CALM

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 10:03 PM

I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT

Chojin Dec 29th, 2007 11:09 PM

WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY GUY ONLINE

Moobs Dec 29th, 2007 11:42 PM

yeah i guess i've outstayed my welcome

bigtimecow Dec 30th, 2007 12:30 AM

GUYS DOES THIS MEAN I'M YELLING

Tadao Dec 30th, 2007 12:41 AM

Shhhhh

Mockery Dec 30th, 2007 12:43 AM

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NO THIS MEANS YOU'RE YELLING!!!!!!
>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:
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executioneer Dec 30th, 2007 12:46 AM

BE QUIET THIS IS A HOSPITAL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE SICK

Tadao Dec 30th, 2007 12:51 AM

I can't read with all this yelling going on!

bigtimecow Dec 30th, 2007 03:17 AM

YELLING

AND SHOUTING

AND POUTING :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

executioneer Dec 30th, 2007 03:51 AM

happy birthday, me!

executioneer Dec 30th, 2007 04:14 AM

http://www.jonnyku.com/gallery/Birth...l_birthday.mp3

executioneer Dec 30th, 2007 04:17 AM

(THIS WAS INTENDET TO BE A YTMND BUT APPARENTLY THEIR PRESENT TO ME TODAY IS SITE MAINTENANCE >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: :mad)

Chojin Dec 30th, 2007 11:35 AM

ytmnd is terrible, dude

Rongi Dec 30th, 2007 12:54 PM

ME NOT BEING A MOD ANYMORE IS ALSO TERRIBLE >:


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