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Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 02:04 PM

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"


Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 02:04 PM

It's one of those days.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 03:33 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 03:35 PM

I dislike that quotes are forced all italics. It's already in a quote box so maybe I might like to highlight certain parts by bolding or italicizing, but no.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -RoG- on 02/10/2008 3:13 pm
I’m a member of TotalFark and I’ve always enjoyed Fark as a whole. Plus, as Max already said, they are cool enough to promote many of our articles and Drew has always been a really nice guy. However, as is the case with most sites out there, you have to remember to separate the site itself and the people running it from the people who frequent it and post comments in all the threads. The two are often polar opposites.

Ugly. >:

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 03:46 PM

People all opening this page, looking left as they scroll down scanning for an avatar with a post they would actually bother to read. They see none.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:05 PM

Giving a guy mod powers seems a sure fire way to make them stop posting.

AChimp & Esuohlim were two of the most prolific posters on here until they got their mod on. :(

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531143)
Giving a guy mod powers seems a sure fire way to make them stop posting.

If that's the case then I have a whole list of people I'd love to give mod powers to.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:12 PM

I think those people would be better served by a ban. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:14 PM

Everytime I post I'm sure that picture of Seth in my sig gets slightly more peeved at me.

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:18 PM

He is all "PUB! PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I WILL TRY NOT TO BE OVERLY COMPLEX WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE ALSO ONE OF THOSE FAGS WITH WHOM I AM VEXED! I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND! :pipepuff"

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:18 PM

fucknuts. :dunce

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2008 04:21 PM

Seth is another one of those guys who could stand to post more around here :mad

Pub, a little less :lol

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:27 PM

A little, or a lot? :(

Ordinarily, or today? :(

FartinMowler, or KellyChaos?

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:48 PM

Hugh Jackman is in the next town over from me right now.

I wish I could leave the house, because then I would totally go there & stand at the back of a crowd of rednecks & scream like a little girl.

Also, ElPila666 please post in here more. k thanx

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 04:49 PM

This is me trying to post less. :(

It would be less annoying for me if all of you posted more. ;)

executioneer Feb 10th, 2008 05:04 PM

OKAY

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 05:07 PM

Don't worry, Willie. We all know you do not post so much because you have problems. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incognit000 (Post 531096)
If I remember correctly, the Angry Videogame Nerd used this as one of his first episodes, because it ruined his childhood.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531156)
i think being a lame penis taster probably ruined it harder

:lol

However, when you do post it is worth the wait. Almost.

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:19 PM

the internet

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2008 05:19 PM

;O

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:20 PM

:pagebrak:

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:21 PM

http://www.swfupload.com/view/104006.htm



YES

Chojin Feb 10th, 2008 05:25 PM

what the fuck?

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:27 PM

Perhaps if swfupload hadn't downsized it to 1x1 pixels you might have appreciated that a little more

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2008 05:37 PM

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS BUT IF I COULD HAZARD A GUESS COULD IT POSSIBLY BE MOTHER 3 RELATED? :o

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:40 PM

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT

http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/kumatora-dance.swf

>:

Emu Feb 10th, 2008 05:41 PM

that warmed my heart <3

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:44 PM

If you count Earthbound 64 this game has taken longer to reach an english speaking audience than Duke Nukem Forever

Emu Feb 10th, 2008 05:45 PM

But DNF is one game that was never officially canned. And it never reached non-English speaking audiences either.

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2008 05:46 PM

Oh man when that translation is finally done and I'll finally get to be able to play it I'll have an orgasm so big it'll measure 9.5 on the richter scale

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2008 06:18 PM

CIGARETTE BREAK

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 531174)
Oh man when that translation is finally done and I'll finally get to be able to play it I'll have an orgasm so big it'll measure 9.5 on the richter scale

Yeah. It's gotten to the point where I go and check for updates at least 3 times a week. I'm so fucking pumped for it but it keeps looking so far away. First it was supposed to come out last november, and now they're just saying it'll be done when it's done. Hoooopefully we'll have it by the time this school term ends.

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 09:57 PM

Come on Pub lover i know you're awake. what are you doing?

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 10:00 PM

what time is it in USA?

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 10:06 PM

Well i guess i can take the job of vigilante. I don't care to sleep in here

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2008 10:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCS44CLO7Kg this makes me lol every tiem :x

ElPila666 Feb 10th, 2008 10:42 PM

Oh man now i'm really worried about who ron paul is

executioneer Feb 11th, 2008 01:18 AM

a monster and a criminal, probably

terrva Feb 11th, 2008 10:32 AM

The greatest superhero there ever was.

Sethomas Feb 11th, 2008 05:24 PM

I'd sooner vote for RuPaul!

MarioRPG Feb 11th, 2008 05:31 PM

My parents are making me go tanning. ...Should this worry me?

EDIT: I told them if the person behind the counter was a male with an earring and streaked hair I wouldn't go through with it.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 531298)
My parents are making me go tanning. ...Should this worry me?

EDIT: I told them if the person behind the counter was a male with an earring and streaked hair I wouldn't go through with it.

You're talking about tanning beds right? If so, then yeah, that is weird. Only because they are making you go, which would mean they can't stand seeing your white body, which brings up questions.

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 531319)
You're talking about tanning beds right? If so, then yeah, that is weird. Only because they are making you go, which would mean they can't stand seeing your white body, which brings up questions.

:lol

I agree, this is possibly the strangest thing I've heard someone be instructed to do by their parents.

JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 04:31 PM

For certain. Maybe your parents forgot that it's still FUCKING FEBRUARY, where last week, my town got 10 inches of snow in a day. 12 miles north, across the border into Wisconsin, Bel-wah got 20 inches.

Maybe it's not that uncommon for people to be pale at this time of year.

Unless they wanted you to go and make leather. That might be kind of fun to learn.

MarioRPG Feb 12th, 2008 05:24 PM

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:01 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 531201)
Come on Pub lover i know you're awake. what are you doing?

Trying to make one page of this thread not have a post by me on it.

It seemed like Forever. :x

Emu Feb 12th, 2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 531572)
Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 06:09 PM

man quit that :( i was gettin worried

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 531572)
Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel. ;)

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex. >:

AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM :lol

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 531590)
They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Back to you doing that is it? >:

Emu Feb 12th, 2008 06:12 PM

yeah

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:13 PM

:(
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531591)
man quit that :( i was gettin worried

;)

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2008 06:29 PM



I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2008 06:40 PM

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:42 PM

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.


JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 06:43 PM

I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:44 PM

It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly. :tear

JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 06:47 PM

isn't it?

JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 06:51 PM

Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 531602)
Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Oh yeah? :blah

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:55 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 06:56 PM

OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE! :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2008 07:01 PM

Goddamn it.

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531603)
That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.


If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2008 09:23 PM

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 531640)
If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples. :(


Sethomas Feb 12th, 2008 09:42 PM

You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:50 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:51 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:52 PM

Stupid. :(

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:56 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:59 PM

It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2008 10:39 PM

It's ok Pub, a failed Page Brak is a million times better than a crime :eek

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2008 10:40 PM

Speaking of which I should probably do about 15 million failed Page Braks to even things out :(

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:49 PM

Good idea. ;)

Anyone here remember The Rorschach? He just IMed me with an interrogation.

The scary part is that I'm reading Watchmen right now too. :eek

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 531643)
So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Are you on the Bible Belt?

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 12:41 AM

Do you guy have electric vote? I mean do you vote througth internet?

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 12:53 AM

Do you guys can vote througth the nintendo Wii or the PS3?

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 531572)
Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

You should wear a Che Guevara T-shirt and you'll be ok.

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2008 01:25 AM

I vote with my Electronic Quarterback

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:32 AM

Hey ElPila666! Please do not edit your posts to say completely different things. Especially if you accused us of being on drugs the first time. ;)

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 01:32 AM

boy cats don't have nipples, pub

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:34 AM

Did I ask?

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:35 AM

RIPPLES NOT NIPPLES! :lol

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:36 AM

RIPPLING FAT :eek

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 02:01 AM

Do you mean strong alcohol ripples, right?

ElPila666 Feb 13th, 2008 02:03 AM

I haved a riding bike electronic coleco esuohlim you make me remember that

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 02:21 AM

Ok, time to put aside the perv creep thing, I'm creeping myself out. Now to think of a new Title by my name. Maybe try on another avatar for awhile.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 531708)
Do you mean strong alcohol ripples, right?

If I did I would say strong alcohol ripples in my belly drunk. ;)

terrva Feb 13th, 2008 05:49 AM

Am i the only one who immensely enjoys reading ElPila666's posts?

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 11:22 AM

hell no

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 12:14 PM

Everytime ElPila666 posts is a like another fun little festival, I hope he keeps it up.

Chojin Feb 13th, 2008 01:05 PM

i like to imagine that he sighs dreamily after every post, just like his avatar.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:41 PM

In Rog's recent blog entry, he talks about elevator use, but something that confused me was his use of ground floor & first floor. I was under the impression that you Yanks refered to the ground floor as the first floor & counted up from there. Now Anglo-American language use contentions are too numerous for me to always remember all of them, but is this an internal United States problem rather than an internation issue?

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:42 PM


executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 02:29 PM

i think it depends on the elevator manufacturer, to be honest

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 02:37 PM

Yeah, I was all paranoid that I'd got it confused so I looked it up on the totally true internet resource.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totally True
Some U.S. high-rise buildings follow the British system, often out of a desire on the part of the building's architect or owners to suggest a posh UK/ European setting.


MarioRPG Feb 13th, 2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 531590)
They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Ah, I see. They want those for themselves.


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