Can we talk about Liquid Televison again?

the physicians were always doing shit like that to each other.

one guy talked to a colleague before a conference in Denver and told him that Viagra has the side effect of easing altitude sickness. The guy took a bunch of Viagra on the plane and developed priapism.

Someone gave these as gifts because they make your shit look bloody. Then he got a kick out of it if he found out the recipient ordered a stool screen or colonoscopy.

Another guy got the super-wide saran wrap and stretched it over the bowl of the toilet, then put down the seat because his target was known for pissing on the seat. It was stretched so tight it was perfectly clear, you couldn't see it if you weren't looking for it. When the guy went in and pissed, the pee bounced off it like a drum and all over his scrubs. It wasn't too harmful because you just grab more off the linen cart, just a little mean.

After a tiff with my bit of skirt, I was feeling charitable and unblocked some people that maybe should've stayed blocked.

205 pounds of sad. :tear

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:lol


Who is this person

The fat mumbling Japanophile know as Clement.

I remember Clement. Not much more, though.

Tell Clement that I miss him and that he should kill himself, k Pub?

He was 265 POUNDS?! JESUS RATFUCKING CHRIST

His face did NOT denote that. Fat face, yes, but not PORKBEAST. Was he a fucking human Weeble or something?

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:lol Those are some seriously retarded thought trees. I bet his parents are related.

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=122

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah

COULD THIS MARK THE RETURN OF CLEMENT?


FOR THE 5TH TIME?

HE'S GONNA EAT THE BABY!

Holy fuck what an inbred family.

What the hell is he bitching about? Did he get banned again or something?

Even in that picture, he does not look like he nearly weighed NEARLY 300 POUNDS, did he stash it all in his beefneck?

:lol

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=429

Same old john

I'm actually going to break I-Mockery tradition and CONGRATULATE the poor bastard, Holy Mary Mother of God

Now that I've read the links to his forum, I wish that I hadn't already used "Holy Mary Mother of God". It was a just humorous statement, I didn't realize that it was completely fucking appropriate

The forum would be hilarious if it wasn't full of sad, weird people trying to reason with an OBVIOUS CRAZY PERSON

Clement was the best thing to ever happen to I-mockery

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:pagebrak

So he lost sixty pounds of bone marrow?

before and after pix plz~

Hullo Wiffles, How are you? :love

Normal weight for a mid western inbred fgt

:O his bones are made of gold

Hello Wiffles, how are you? Do anything interesting lately? :)


I know a guy with cerebral palsy, his right arm and leg are very horribly disfigured, and he has trouble speaking. He was so bummed that he was a virgin that he was going to pay for a prostitute and get it over and done with, but I managed to help him realise that virginity isn't as important/bad as people make it out to be, and that finding someone genuine rather than paying someone to force themselves to have sex with you is a much better alternative, and one that you would at least not look back on with regret. Pub, tell Jonathan Clements that if my disfigured acquaintance can deal with using his personality to have sex, then his fat body and mental-ness can do the same. :)

I havent done anything interesting in a while, just opened up my 5 yr old laptop and cleaned all the dust. runs cooler and faster now. ^.^

oh yeah, that works real great >: >: :(

jonathan clement is eucky :( he will never be unblocked &you guys are crazy

reading the past few pages of this thread is like when one of those basic cable channels plays Carrie over and over and over again.

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I bet he works at a jerk office too.

Unblocked? You mean as in on MSN or something? Why would you add him in the first place?

Thats what I was just wondering. Why are any of you talking to him in any form? :\

Because he's funny.

Plenty of his old gems are stored in thread backups section

:miamivicefuckyeah

Banned.

he started messaging me and i didn't know who he was :(

as for them i have no idea why they'd be voluntarily be talking to him, that's why i called them crazy!

If by funny you mean "in the head" then sure. :\

I don't think I understand instant messaging these days. I was under the impression that someone had to be added to your 'network' or something like that before you could talk to them.

I am willing to talk to anyone that wants to talk to me. I unblock everyone eventually.

It can be set so anyone can contact you. If you are lonely like me.

[quote=elx;680728as for them i have no idea why they'd be voluntarily be talking to him, that's why i called them crazy![/QUOTE]

I feel sorry for him. He is so bitter over something he brings on himself. the people that originally made him feel bad don't even post here any more.

:pagebreak

dammit

I'm going through my porno from the 90's. It's almost like I can see were things started to go wrong for me.

Hahhaah I was really into black girls with big asses and tiny waists in rubber socking on cock. It really is good stuff but any GF would be sad to find that on my hard drive.

IT'S LIKE MASTURBATING IN A TIME MACHINE.

Oh man, Russian nylon lesbian rape with classical music and no voice and no nudity. One girl appears to be knocked out from drugs. I wonder if I should turn this over to the police?

I'M STILL HERE

a hot tub time machine

One day when they uncover my archive, they will truly know what computers did to the men.

Hey Esu

:lol Anita Blonde drove me "nuts"

This isn't the porn or pretty ladies thread. >:

I think they are in loveline? :confused

I hope you find that as sad a statement as I do.

OMG I just found a cd of really choice porn. I'm gonna have dick blisters.

Anita Blonde has that same kind of buck toothed retarded look that Terra gets.

HAWT

I always thought Belladonna was cute for that.

Funny life fact.

Byrne fuck my shit up. Then Eno put it all back together. Then they worked together and it was 5 years too late to be my life soundtrack.

They did some stuff again, recently, but I remember you saying you didn't dig it all that much.

Goddamn.

The head does not fit the body.

Yeah, Bella fits that profile, she a 2000 girl? Gonna have to star a porn appreciation thread if this keeps up.

Cool, you can scratch those girls off your list of fuckables. :rolleyes

Hard to find a good looking picture of her that is safe for work, y'dig?

I wasn't as great as the first but 10 years from now it will be better than all.

Yeah. He's got a lot of reason to be picky. :lol

:O oooooooooo

Make the thread, Tadao. <3

Yes, please do make the thread.


In loveline.

Pub's tired of looking at sexy ladies.

SEXY RETARDED LADIES

Pub is waiting for his lady to decide if she'll still be his lady tomorrow. He is not in the mood for pornstores that look eerily like his lady. That is like some cosmic kick in the balls right there, he would say.

Pornstores. :dunce

EAT MY ASS PUB

It'll keep Kitsa from talking about feminine shit.

haha! okay, T. <3

Mmmmm. Nice.

:punchtheclown

I wanna say photoshop, but everyone knows porn stars take enough drugs that when they turn their head the blood drains and their face turns pale white while the rest of their body is golden tan.

JUST LIKE KITSA'S BABY! ;) ;) ;)

I wanna say photoshop, but everyone knows porn stars take enough drugs that when they turn their head the blood drains and their face turns pale white while the rest of their body is golden tan.

JUST LIKE KITSA'S BABY! ;) ;) ;)

You don't have to jerk off between each post you know, guys. :rolleyes


I learned that the hard way. :orgasm

Ooooooh, soooooo hard. :wank

OH MAN A SEXTUPLE! I ANINT EDITING THAT! SCORE

My sextuplite post turned into a doublet.

:(

Well, her legs are a similar color. As is her crack. It's probably just the light.

You guys might be looking too close at that picture for the wrong reasons.

There isn't really any right reasons as we're not proctologists.

My spell check has cryptologist, parasitologist, & palaeontologist but not proctologist? :eek

:facestab

Oh, I remember. It's... :goth