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10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 01:11 PM

SAMFURIOUS

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2010 01:50 PM

Who the fuck did Samfucius used to be and why the hell do you people change your names? >:

P.S. ~
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gus
If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

This is gold.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 02:14 PM

Tadao


Tadao Nov 18th, 2010 02:21 PM

I was explaining to my girl about Jackalopes and Snipes last week. She would have totally fell for it. :(

Snipes at least.

executioneer Nov 18th, 2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 704498)
Who the fuck did Samfucius used to be and why the hell do you people change your names? >:

P.S. ~

This is gold.

samfucius never "used to be" anybody, i don't know where you're getting that idea

edit: as far as i know, anyway

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 704508)
I was explaining to my girl about Jackalopes and Snipes last week. She would have totally fell for it. :(

Snipes at least.

Spoilers!


???

executioneer Nov 18th, 2010 02:44 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 704514)
samfucius never "used to be" anybody, i don't know where you're getting that idea

edit: as far as i know, anyway

Yeah, this is my first and only account. Why did you think I was someone else?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 02:47 PM

I feel like I just got sniped

Tadao Nov 18th, 2010 02:59 PM

GOD DAMN CITY FOLK

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samfucius (Post 704521)
Yeah, this is my first and only account. Why did you think I was someone else?


Someone else used to have that exact avatar and I dont think it was you.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 04:18 PM

It might have been him. I think its just that he doesn't post much.

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2010 04:31 PM

Hmmm... Maybe. :\

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 05:37 PM

Yeah, when I first joined I was relatively active in the Gaming forum. I started a couple of really dumb threads that lasted way too long because they let people vent their opinions, a surefire hit.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699023
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698788
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699957
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699282

Basically, I was completely unaware of what constituted a good thread, and either asked stupid "hurr what's your favorite ____" questions or failed to explain to anyone why I liked a board game.

I haven't really posted much in the last two years.

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 704542)
Someone else used to have that exact avatar and I dont think it was you.

I would like to hope that the reason you don't think it was me is because I'm less of a fuckwad now, but feel free to spoil that for me. I'll take another two year exile or something, come back when I have good things to say.

Tadao Nov 18th, 2010 06:27 PM

Highly unlikely.

kahljorn Nov 18th, 2010 06:45 PM

even after reading through those threads i dont remember you :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2010 07:16 PM

This other forum I go to is lame as hell. There's like a fucking hundred top best 100 bands that that begin with A and play metal. They fuckin run amuck as hell instead of maybe concentrating one single thread to maybe new movies or music or games there are like 50 hundred of the that each contain 3 posts in each.

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 704569)
even after reading through those threads i dont remember you :(

Well then, maybe I'm wrong, maybe there was another Samfucius.

Maybe it was me, SLEEPTYPING :chatter

Tadao Nov 18th, 2010 07:47 PM

Thread starters never get remembered. You have to actually have an opinion.

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2010 08:00 PM

or none

executioneer Nov 18th, 2010 10:07 PM

not being remembered is probably good tbh, we remember all the really annoying people the best

Tadao Nov 19th, 2010 12:30 AM

nsfw

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81173464/

:(

Samfucius Nov 19th, 2010 12:40 AM

....what? Who thought this was a good idea? The naked little kid on all four was the point where I retched.

captain516 Nov 19th, 2010 12:41 AM

I just learned how to make animated gifs.
Uploaded with ImageShack.us

Esuohlim Nov 19th, 2010 12:53 AM

make a bunch of images that flip back and forth lmao

Zomboid Nov 19th, 2010 01:31 AM

Dude, you should, like, edit that so that he turns into PICKLE MAN! That would be uber epic sweet! :rockon

Pentegarn Nov 19th, 2010 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 704448)
SAM TEH GAY FURRY lolol :insidejoke

I remember that, funny times

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2010 07:16 AM

still think that chick from senser is cute

Esuohlim Nov 19th, 2010 11:36 AM


Esuohlim Nov 19th, 2010 11:37 AM

THEY ALL LOOK UNHAPPY :(

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2010 11:39 AM

Wow, a relatively recent picture.

Tadao Nov 19th, 2010 12:06 PM

She's wearing bacon

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2010 04:37 PM


Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2010 04:37 PM

Sarah Nixey. :love

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2010 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 704667)
Might be a few years....maybe five until I can get out there again but I highly recommend it to everyone.

Dress as Doctor Evil and Mini-Me. That will have to be funny in 2015. #hoverboards

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 19th, 2010 05:24 PM

Hopefully she will have a lot of hair and not look like mini me.

Esuohlim Nov 20th, 2010 01:29 AM

Ex Leper is starting to become a candidate for Edit Button removal

:forumpolice

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2010 01:56 AM

Samfindersfee
Samfurrowbrow
Samfoghornleghorn
Samfillet
Samfriskydingo
Samfrienderfoe
SamtheycannaetakerFREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
Samfelcher
Samfroglegs
Samforay
Samfunbags
Samfickle
Samfergerfelper
Samthelightfantastic

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2010 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704718)
SamtheycannaetakerFREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

:SamFelGibson :eek

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2010 02:09 AM

Samfartholomew
Samfigureofspeech
Samfersperburpalert
Samferchristsake
Samferderpdederp
Samfountainofyewth
Samfaxfinder
Samforumgoer
Sam Fixalot, the rapper
Samfedora
Samfedigree
SamfedupandI'mnotgonnatakeitanymore
Samfishfry
Samfeefifofum
Samferalface
Samfightenedfittlefansy
Samfollowup
SamASK TOM-TOM, DON'T ASK SAM-SAM

executioneer Nov 20th, 2010 02:15 AM

sam the sham and the pharaohs

Esuohlim Nov 20th, 2010 02:17 AM

BOLOGNA SAMWICH

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2010 09:04 AM

SAMDAVISJUNIOR
SAMGOTABRANDNEWBAG
SAMKATA
INSAMNITYDEFENSE
ARKAMASAMLEM
SAMPLOW
SAMKIND
WANNATALKTOSAMSON
ANDSAMSSON
SAMTERFUSION

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2010 09:48 AM

I woke up last night when it sounded like my cat threw some silverware onto the ground. This morning I found the stove pilot guard on the ground.

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2010 11:24 AM

nice.

I know someone whose cat turned on a gas stove somehow during the night.

kahljorn Nov 20th, 2010 06:36 PM

poor kitties are cold and just trying to find a warm place. next time leave the oven open

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2010 10:13 PM

anyway, this is fucking adorable.

http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html



Pentegarn Nov 21st, 2010 06:07 AM

Sounds appetizing

Colonel Flagg Nov 21st, 2010 08:41 AM

For the desk jockey with too many USB ports ...

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2010 05:19 PM

This roastbeef, tomato, onion, and horseradish sandwich is ruining my sinuses :(

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 12:30 AM

Guys! Guys! Pay attention to New Zealand! We have trapped miners! We're just like Chile but we speak English! Guys!

Esuohlim Nov 22nd, 2010 12:36 AM

Yeah Chile did it first, now it's just getting old :rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 704797)
I'm iffy about sharing a video of my dancing toddler, knowing that LiquidStatik is lurking :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 704800)
oh man i was just talking to an old vet and he said everyone here was a pedo

and i was like 'what, fartin isn't here anymore'

i forgot about liquidstatik

i forgot about dre

..

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 704850)
Yeah Chile did it first, now it's just getting old :rolleyes

Fine. We'll just let them die down there. How does that fit ya, tough guy? >:

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 704244)
Imagine a tongue twice the size of your face licking you repeatedly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 704250)
That just gave me a boner. :(

..

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 01:43 AM


Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 01:44 AM

We're going to use a frigging robot to look at the bodies of the miners that Esuohlim killed with his attitude. :eek

Esuohlim Nov 22nd, 2010 01:46 AM

TRAPPED :eek

FINLAND MINERS :eek :eek

SEND DOWN FOOD AND MIAMI VICE FAN FICTION :rolleyes :rolleyes

Wiffles Nov 22nd, 2010 05:24 AM

I think this is more precarious because there was an underground splosion and gas leak ;__;

Please be safe.

Kitsa Nov 22nd, 2010 07:34 AM

What's happening with mines all of a sudden? West Virginia, Chile, now NZ.

In other news, I almost retched at the thought of something (grapefruit mousse cake). That's a pun in French sort of.

Zhukov Nov 22nd, 2010 08:32 AM

These NZ miners are just looking to make a quick buck by getting stuck in a mine. Hats off to genuine trapped miners for keeping it real.

There's two Australians down there and the papers are portraying them as heroes and gods. One of them had a picture with him showing off his muscles nonchalantly by pushing his biceps forward with his fists while his arms were crossed, so I hope he dies.

Esuohlim Nov 22nd, 2010 11:41 AM

I AM FRIENDS WITH THE INDIAN VERSION OF DEMETRI MARTIN


Fathom Zero Nov 22nd, 2010 12:10 PM

I feel fucking terrible today guys, sorry

elx Nov 22nd, 2010 12:27 PM

yeah? i bet you dont have a cold and a broken nose at the same time, asshole

elx Nov 22nd, 2010 12:28 PM

at least it's thanksgiving break though:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2010 12:31 PM

your nose is thanksgiving broke?

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 704884)
I AM FRIENDS WITH THE INDIAN VERSION OF DEMETRI MARTIN


For some reason I envision a very awkward silence when you ask your friend to get his picture taken by you.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 704820)
Attending the baby shower today though so I won't be on to check again until much later tonight.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD YOU LITTLE BITCH

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2010 12:55 PM

Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

Dimnos Nov 22nd, 2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704855)

Unless this robot is going down there to put them out of their misery there is no story here.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:05 PM

The robot broke down! :eek (Link)

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 704874)
What's happening with mines all of a sudden? West Virginia, Chile, now NZ.

There was one in China on Sunday too. Chile was an impressive one, Virginia was relatively near you, & I'm trying to be funny with the human suffering near me.

There is a lot of mine related stories a lot of the time, I cover a few mining communities for work, so I generally slip them into my copy.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704892)
yeah? i bet you dont have a cold and a broken nose at the same time, asshole

I wish to see how you make a broken nose adorable. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 704903)
Unless this robot is going down there to put them out of their misery there is no story here.

Too late, Dimmy. Esuohlim already killed them with his being a goddamn tough guy. You're too late to the party. Take off the little hat.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:22 PM

:pagebrak

Dimnos Nov 22nd, 2010 04:23 PM

:(

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2010 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 704898)
Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShawnMiller (Post 704915)
Pretending to be someone you're not part of the fun. Today, Shirley and I are well known, we will play as something right SPAM. But earlier in my career, it was fun to try different characters. I can not go off as Michael Jordan, Napoleon, or Demi Moore, but I can pass as someone with a lot of features that the casino value (because it helps your bottom). Such characteristics are different than what is valued in mainstream society if they think I am a conservative man of the family who comes to town one weekend a year with a budget set at $ 250, you can be sure I make the sale Retail pay for everything I get. But if you think that playing two wives has cost me along the way and I've been known to go on binges, you can bet the red carpet will be out.

..

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:56 PM

READING THAT DOES WONDERFUL THINGS IN MY BRAIN. :hypno

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:56 PM

It causes me to have caps lock on for a start. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 04:57 PM

because it helps your bottom. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 05:07 PM

I miss Max Burbank. :(

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 05:11 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2010 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 704917)
Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.


Sounds like jealousy to me. I'll invite you next time if we have another kid. That way you won't be as jealous next time.

EDIT: It also sounds like you have sand in your cunt.

Fathom Zero Nov 22nd, 2010 05:41 PM

the shit is going on here?

Wiffles Nov 22nd, 2010 07:37 PM

people gonna meke babaies!

Fathom Zero Nov 22nd, 2010 07:38 PM

I'm either going to go buy pokemon cards or commit suicide. Wish me luck.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2010 07:50 PM

Buying suicide cards and committing pokemon seems like a better set of crimes.

Wiffles Nov 22nd, 2010 08:38 PM

Poke-crimes gotta commit them all~

executioneer Nov 23rd, 2010 02:54 AM

make sure to get the foil suicide cards those are worth more $$$$

Kitsa Nov 23rd, 2010 06:53 AM

Speaking of pokemon and suicide, I remember a Yahoo question where someone was like, "I HEARD POKEMON CAUSED 70% OF JAPANESE CHILDREN TO KILL THEMSELVES, IS THIS TRUE?"

Zhukov Nov 23rd, 2010 07:46 AM

I highly doubt that it's that high.

Kitsa Nov 23rd, 2010 07:48 AM

I'd be inclined to agree with you there

Zhukov Nov 23rd, 2010 07:52 AM

Don't get me wrong; I'm sure it's high.

Wiffles Nov 23rd, 2010 08:55 AM

no it wasnt suicides. it was seizures due to flashing lights/colors. XP

Fathom Zero Nov 23rd, 2010 01:03 PM

As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

Samfucius Nov 23rd, 2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704972)
As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

Actually, it is only number 5. Belarus is first.

Washington State has the highest teen suicide rate in the US. I think Alaska has the highest general rate.

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 03:58 PM

"Police are frantically searching offshore for more advanced robots." :lol

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 04:01 PM



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