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Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 08:44 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2010 08:54 PM

I just drank a brown mumbler and holy shit those are stronger than I remember :shocked

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 09:00 PM

What is a brown mumbler? :eek

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 09:00 PM

...because google is down. :conspiracy

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panzyfaust (Post 706372)
II have gender dysphoria and want to be a girl and as a result am pretty much a huge faggot.

I look forward to you showing me your penis. :)

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 706432)
we've already got one GW too many.

I have similar sentiments about Canadians. :eek

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2010 09:17 PM

Well, the ones I am used to are three parts decent whiskey, one part vermouth, some muddled drunken cherries and enough lime soda to make it look respectable.

Ice if you're a sissy.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2010 09:32 PM

Kitsa, that sounds like something I would like in my mouth. Thank you. :)

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2010 09:36 PM

you're welcome. They're called mumblers because after a couple you stop being coherent.

On that note, I think I need to hit the whiskey-cherry jar again.

Fathom Zero Dec 4th, 2010 09:38 PM

:lol

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2010 10:14 PM

Here's a good way to fuck with people: fake party nibbles.

http://thestoragestore.com/x-2-party...faux-food.html

Babs Dec 5th, 2010 02:34 AM

At first glance, I thought that you typed fake party nipples.

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 04:23 AM


executioneer Dec 5th, 2010 04:42 AM

SNAKY

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 06:58 AM

Makes me want to put up a page of your SEIZURE TIME. :eek

Wiffles Dec 5th, 2010 07:19 AM

Its good in a minimalistic abstract way. I like how the straight stripe lines contrast the flowing nature of the worm. A modern twist to the classic black and white motif. A stunning commentary on the contrasts of simple shapes and patterns. :monocle

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2010 07:47 AM

w/e, waffles

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 5th, 2010 11:14 AM

Is there a hidden picture behind the snake of a penis?

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:10 PM

I'm certain there is always a hidden picture of a penis. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:11 PM

I'm still waiting on this year's up date shot of Little Bill. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 706534)
btw, don't bother with Tim Horton's seasonal "candy cane" hot chocolate and donuts, it's just a regular chocolate donut with smashed peppermint candy stuck to the icing. The hot chocolate is their powdered stuff with something that tastes vaguely like toothpaste and more crushed candy on the foam.

I do like these descriptions, but I can never seem to find the link to the video of you sampling the offending item and voicing your vehement disgust.

- A long time fan of "Kitsa vs the nightmare".

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:17 PM

The start credits include Kitsa doing her best Space Ghost impression. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:20 PM

Although it is a misquote as she drops 'with you' from the line. :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2010 05:28 PM


Kitsa Dec 5th, 2010 05:36 PM

Vehement is giving it a bit too much credit. It was a lousy dry doughnut with smashed candy cane bits on top.

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:55 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 706562)
Vehement is giving it a bit too much credit. It was a lousy dry doughnut with smashed candy cane bits on top.

She says with a tired bitterness. It has been a long while since she has felt the bile flow fully. #kitsafanfic

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2010 10:46 PM

fuck anvil, stupid piece of shit movie, stupid piece of shit band

LordSappington Dec 6th, 2010 02:09 AM

About a month ago, my temporary cap came off of my tooth, and judging by the blinding pain, I think my dentist put it back on wrong, and it's rotting in my skull. At the same time, the hydrocodone seems to be giving me bi-polar tendencies. This has been a long weekend.

Ex Leper Dec 6th, 2010 10:30 AM

Just got back from wisdom teeth surgery.

Fathom Zero Dec 6th, 2010 10:31 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2010 10:43 AM

Did they put you under for the surgery at all or just slightly under?

MarioRPG Dec 6th, 2010 11:05 AM

So my area is getting raped by snow right now.
Expected to get approx 50cm by tomorrow. I'm sure this doesn't compare to the Alberta folk on here but still... I saw 8 cars stuck in a 3 block stretch.

Ex Leper Dec 6th, 2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 706612)
Did they put you under for the surgery at all or just slightly under?

Slightly, I was aware of what was going on but I was very numb. I went really quickly too.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 706556)
I'm still waiting on this year's up date shot of Little Bill. :eek


I'll have to take a new picture with my magnum camera.

executioneer Dec 6th, 2010 01:36 PM

need one that does panoramic shots, eh

Dimnos Dec 6th, 2010 01:39 PM

Just do a star wars like intro with a video camera. :rolleyes

executioneer Dec 6th, 2010 01:42 PM

haha with the music and all

Dimnos Dec 6th, 2010 02:03 PM

Space balls music would probably be better though.

executioneer Dec 6th, 2010 03:36 PM

right right

what i meant

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2010 03:42 PM

:lol

executioneer Dec 6th, 2010 03:47 PM

you sohuld get "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY" tattooed in an appropriate location

Dimnos Dec 6th, 2010 04:04 PM

The back side of your sack.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2010 04:10 PM

Gonna make that into a Black Ops emblem.

stevetothepast Dec 6th, 2010 11:34 PM

Bill has a case of the COD fever.

Wiffles Dec 7th, 2010 12:09 AM

symptoms include a severe craving for CODfish

LordSappington Dec 7th, 2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Leper (Post 706619)
Slightly, I was aware of what was going on but I was very numb. I went really quickly too.

Did they just yank them, or were they impacted? When I had mine out, they hadn't actually pierced the gums yet; they all shattered in my gums, and they had to cut my gums open and pluck out the pieces.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2010 02:21 AM

OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.

Zhukov Dec 7th, 2010 08:38 AM

I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

Zhukov Dec 7th, 2010 08:41 AM

And when I say six hours I mean four.

Wiffles Dec 7th, 2010 08:47 AM

:pagebrak
that day sounds idylic

Zhukov Dec 7th, 2010 08:50 AM

But I missed my programmes!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 7th, 2010 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 706724)
Bill has a case of the COD fever.

NEED MORE CODBELL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 706755)
I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 706739)
OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.

Are you human combusting?

Tadao Dec 7th, 2010 10:46 AM

trying to breed i think :(

Kitsa Dec 7th, 2010 10:55 AM

Ron White used to look really different.


Ex Leper Dec 7th, 2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 706738)
Did they just yank them, or were they impacted? When I had mine out, they hadn't actually pierced the gums yet; they all shattered in my gums, and they had to cut my gums open and pluck out the pieces.

The bottom two were sort of slanted and the tops didn't grow out completely making it very difficult to brush them, so my dentist said It would be easier to just get rid of them. It went pretty well, I'm very lethargic at the moment however.

Sam Dec 7th, 2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 706755)
I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

You should check to see if you were raped.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2010 01:23 PM

http://kotaku.com/5707976/dj-hero-pa...e-legal-action

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 7th, 2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 706769)
trying to breed i think :(

BETTER HAND IN YOUR MANCARD THEN.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2010 06:25 PM

I just found out I don't have any more papers to do and just two tests for finals week. I'm so happy, I could dance.

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2010 06:39 PM

FUCK YOU! I have one final and one midterm tomorrow, and then two group presentation finals on Friday. Then I'm gonna get shitfaced alllll weekend before going in on Tuesday to hand in my last assignment and do my last final.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2010 06:42 PM

I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 7th, 2010 06:43 PM

Fuck papers. I need to go back to school.

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 706830)
I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.

Yeah, my entire program is professional writing, so you go eat shit. Papers aren't a rarity, but the presentations are, whinyfagdepressionboy >:

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2010 06:54 PM

BAH. Presentations are wonderful! And your professionalism is stupid. You are a square.

I'm hopping out of this program, anyway. Not that writing the papers is actually hard or boring, (it's work, hurdur), it's just that I'd rather be a Philosophy major. I still have the writing minor, though.

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2010 07:01 PM

It's just having a bachelor degree. It's more about having the fucking thing than what I've learned--most of which has been pretty fucking useless.

Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2010 07:03 PM

We don't have many of those wide-eyed dreamers 'round these parts, son. My school's mainly a research institute, though there are arts programs and people that look like they're straight outta a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

And fuck poetry in its flowery ass.

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2010 07:56 PM

Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers

stevetothepast Dec 7th, 2010 08:23 PM

Fuck Success.

WhiteRat Dec 7th, 2010 11:54 PM

fuck the world let's all get high

nirvana 420 bush gavin rulez!

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2010 01:22 AM

I made some red beans and rice, but I could be a race-car driver. :eek

Wiffles Dec 8th, 2010 01:37 AM

beans and rice, supersized

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2010 01:50 AM

i'm an indian right now, but I can still drive to the office

Samfucius Dec 8th, 2010 02:12 AM

Biology major here.

Fuck anyone who complains about papers. How about research-grade lab reports?

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 02:35 AM

I'm a cowboy.

LordSappington Dec 8th, 2010 03:39 AM

Currently Pre-med. Math is gonna KILL me.

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2010 08:35 AM

I was premed once. Then I was med once. Now I make stupid shit out of food.

Guitar Woman Dec 8th, 2010 09:41 AM

So, yeah, Anonymous tried to blow up Mastercard.

I think it's about time you gave up the Fight Club thing, guys.

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2010 11:17 AM

What the fuck are you even going on about?

The Leader Dec 8th, 2010 11:21 AM

His people.

Guitar Woman Dec 8th, 2010 11:24 AM

http://money.cnn.com/2010/12/08/news..._wiki/?iid=MPM

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2010 12:12 PM

Y'all a group of assholes

Colonel Flagg Dec 8th, 2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 706835)
Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 706836)
And fuck poetry in its flowery ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 706838)
Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samfucius (Post 706862)
Fuck anyone who complains about papers. How about research-grade lab reports?

I :love finals week. :lol

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2010 01:56 PM

Colonel I imagine you to be that chemistry teacher who likes to throw his students a curve ball at the last minute just to watch them squirm.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2010 02:03 PM

I wonder if Colonel talks about Breaking Bad, or if he avoids the subject like the plague.

Colonel Flagg Dec 8th, 2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 706922)
Colonel I imagine you to be that chemistry teacher who likes to throw his students a curve ball at the last minute just to watch them squirm.

You have a good imagination. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 706924)
I wonder if Colonel talks about Breaking Bad, or if he avoids the subject like the plague.

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:26 PM

seriously, screw all of you guys for complaining about finals post-finals, i still have four left and i've written over 100,000 words this semester in papers. also, special fuck off to the biology major that said lab reports were harder than scholarly papers. WRONG!

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:26 PM

and lol@ all of the kids that are going to fail finals because some new world of warcraft thing came out the other night, losers.

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:28 PM

you know what i really don't understand from all of this paper writing --why is it that professors want us to waste away in a library so badly? don't they realize that even when they say we're only allowed to use printed academic sources that we're just gonna googlebooks it and read 1 line anyway?

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:31 PM

i wanna be apart of the grown up college talk too, guys :(

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2010 02:32 PM

:lol

Try being good.

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 706900)
What the fuck are you even going on about?

also to answer your question "anonymous" is the name for a group of script kiddies emanating from 4chan's /b/ board that fight for internet justice by having no life and participating in IRC chats. they dislike tom cruise and worship piratebay. that's all.

elx Dec 8th, 2010 02:46 PM

and to be more specific they are targeting mastercard because the new thing is to boycott everything that boycotts wikileaks (mastercard, visa, some hosting company, paypal, ebay, amazon, US government, etc)

god i had like 5 cups of coffee today in preparation for the aforementioned studying but i read one line and then have an uncontrollable urge to play super smash bros. sup guys?

did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :(

edit: there's also a christmas island and an easter island in the oceanic just like on zelda!

Tadao Dec 8th, 2010 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 706928)
Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

You don't talk too much about T.V. or Movies. Do you watch anything much? If so, what is your current favorite besides M.A.S.H.

IDK if you would like Breaking Bad because I have no idea what you like. :(

Maybe I can download all the episodes and turn it into a radio style broadcast if that makes you feel more comfortable. I'll even throw in a few ads for Phillip Morris and Gold Bond.

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2010 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

I believe AMC is restarting the series from the beginning of season one tonight. I would highly recommend checking it out.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2010 03:44 PM

Mid way through Walking Dead, they started airing it right afterwords. I thought they were gonna start from the beginning, but then they jumped around. I wanted to record it for the little lady.

Cool beans, looks like they are running 2 episodes every Wednesday.

http://www.amctv.com/originals/breakingbad/

liquidstatik Dec 8th, 2010 05:31 PM

Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:

MLE Dec 8th, 2010 07:13 PM

you're broken. sry.

liquidstatik Dec 8th, 2010 07:16 PM

>:

MLE Dec 8th, 2010 07:46 PM

Oh and happy birthday.


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