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liquidstatik Dec 8th, 2010 07:51 PM

:(

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 706936)

did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :(
!

While the Spratly Islands are mostly uninhabited, they are also the worlds most disputed territory; China, the Philippines, Taiwan, Vietnam, Brunei and Malaysia all lay claim to it, and most have a military presence there. It's under constant watch, so they would notice if Osama was there, probably. But there are plenty of other uninhabited islands, not just those ones so maybe he is there. :\

Th Philippines pays people to live on some islands so that it's claim has more weight to it.

Still, it would be better there than Kashmir, which is also a hotly disputed territory, and under constant surveillance from several different countries.

I'd wager that he's dead and his ashes have been scattered to the wind.

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2010 08:29 PM

I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 706949)
Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:

I've got the same problem :( i think it doesn't happen with mozilla though

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 706864)
I'm a cowboy.



pew! pew! pew!

:TWOGUNSBLAZING

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2010 09:05 PM

HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 706972)
I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

The simple solution is often the best. Just green and red and elf ears maybe.

Zomboid Dec 8th, 2010 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 706982)
HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.

LordSappington Dec 9th, 2010 01:30 AM

I took two hydrocodone instead of one, because something is making my teeth hurt extra bad. All of a sudden, I hear someone in my room going "pew pew pew!'. Time for bed.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 01:34 AM

LI-EEEET WEIGHT

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2010 06:10 AM

SSSSSENSSSSIBBBLEEEE.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 08:04 AM

Enjoy working hydrocodone while it lasts, because that's one the body tends to get used to fairly quickly.

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2010 08:19 AM

Love your avatar Kitsa; looks creepy and hilarious :lol

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 08:22 AM

Thanks. I tried adding santa hats and presents but it just didn't look right.

I think it looks like the old Coca Cola santa claus adverts.

I looked for a can or two of the cranberry ginger ale to send you but I can only find it in 2L bottles :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2010 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 706993)
You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.


If I don't I'll get kicked out of the bro club.

On the same topic as that I was shopping in the mall when we passed a knick knack kiosk set up. There was this decorated wooden knick knack that said "Man Cave". :lol

Yeah, cuz that's what I want next to my pool table, dart board, keg and girly magazines.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 09:22 AM

You know, that man cave shit is all over catalogs. I'd be careful about it if I were you, lest your lady think you were hinting. Catalogs want women to believe men want that shit.

I heard one of the guys on that Bob & Tom radio show talking (seriously) about one; I wonder if that's why it's so widespread.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 09:28 AM

Mancaves are homoerotic but a woman would be missing the point more than a little bit if she's helping hubby with his MANCAVE, BRAH.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 09:46 AM

That's what I mean, well-intentioned but perhaps not a very strong grasp of the point.

EDITEDITEDIT:

37,800 results in "Shopping"

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 09:55 AM

I'd call that an agreement.

But who doesn't love wood burning?


Tadao Dec 9th, 2010 11:47 AM

Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 01:14 PM



birfday fred durt

liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 707054)
Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

:(

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 06:23 PM


liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2010 10:05 PM

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT ALREADY

MLE Dec 9th, 2010 10:29 PM

:lol

Chojin Dec 9th, 2010 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 707109)
CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT ALREADY


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2010 01:04 AM


:MetalMilitia

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2010 01:29 AM

rip

Phoenix Gamma Dec 10th, 2010 01:52 AM

Everyone's been complimenting me lately. Especially my pants. Even a few dudes.

I feel hot as hell now, but now I'm wondering if I'm secretly terminal and everone's just being nice to me during my last few days on Earth :(

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2010 06:32 AM

I like how this webpage for TOP 5 NERDS has Urkel as #6 http://www.makefive.com/categories/e...-5-nerds/urkel

Also it's probably funny to me because it's 6:32 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING >:

PHOENIX GAMMA YOU ARE A STUD BTW

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2010 10:37 AM

LETS SEE DEM PANTS

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2010 12:19 PM

spiral architect's a pretty good song you thoughts?

Zhukov Dec 11th, 2010 09:08 AM

So I'm friends with some of the local roller derby team members, and they had a fund raiser roller disco event tonight, so I went. It was pretty good and I'm no slouch on the skates, but when they played Thriller I started doing dance moves and wasn't watching where I was going, I slammed straight into a little kid and he smashed his face on the ground.

We all had to stop and his mum came and collected him and they went to the hospital to get his face checked out. It wasn't ALL my fault since he was trying to zip in front of me like a little bitch. Plus it wasn't really meant for kids since there was booze and swearing.

Fantastic night though.

kahljorn Dec 11th, 2010 10:44 AM

stupid ass little kids trying to ruin shit

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2010 11:14 AM

THIS IS WHERE THE BIG BOYS SKATE.

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2010 03:18 PM

Zhukov, how do you feel about permanently disfiguring a child?

Zhukov Dec 11th, 2010 08:12 PM

No point focusing on the negatives. There were lots of girls in short skirts and that makes up for one small accident.

Sam Dec 11th, 2010 10:04 PM

ZHUKOV YOU HAVE RUINED THAT CHILD'S LIFE, I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

elx Dec 12th, 2010 01:06 AM

obligatory meteor shower post :(

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2010 01:13 AM

Is that what that was?

I was coming home just south of Columbus, OH; it was overcast and raining. There were two brilliant, bright blue flashes in the sky. I figured that it was either lightning or maybe a power transformer exploding somewhere. Maybe it was the meteor shower.

elx Dec 12th, 2010 01:17 AM

maybe, yeah! the peak is actually monday night but you can always catch cool shows days in advance. not sure if it'd be bright enough to get past the overcastyness though. :(

elx Dec 12th, 2010 02:13 PM

are you guys enjoying your snow? :(

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2010 02:22 PM

Heck to the yes

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2010 02:43 PM

Usually I get a happy cozy feeling when the first big snow hits. Now I just feel tired :(

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2010 06:50 PM

CRICHMUX THYME

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2010 10:14 PM

miscellaneous grumble

Zhukov Dec 13th, 2010 04:15 AM

It's really muggy here, does that count? :(

Wiffles Dec 13th, 2010 07:11 AM

The Axial Tilt commands you to be muggy!

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2010 08:02 AM

Shut up wiffles. Shut the goddamn hell up

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2010 11:01 AM

Goddamnit Wiffles you are the most horrible character ever invented, worse than Flo from Progressive Auto Insurance, worse than Scrappy Doo.

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2010 11:07 AM

smoke weed every day

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2010 12:14 PM

Daft Punk's choons in that Tron movie are tight.

liquidstatik Dec 13th, 2010 01:17 PM

wiffles is my favorite

Tadao Dec 13th, 2010 01:29 PM

May she always be an underage asian female.

Chojin Dec 13th, 2010 02:45 PM


Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2010 02:50 PM

Yeah, I definitely did a preemptive facebook womti block back when I learned his real name from all those news articles about the belligerent homeless man and his list of misdemeanors

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:26 PM


Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:29 PM

ELX & KahlJorn need avatars I keep thinking they're the same person. >:

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:30 PM

I am clearly too busy to read names, Guys. >:

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:35 PM

I am also too busy for grammar. :(

executioneer Dec 13th, 2010 03:40 PM

Quote:


Derek FrohockOctober 9 at 8:14am
hi willie you still like dick's?




Willie MobbsOctober 9 at 10:16pm
hahah yeah i like in n out too :euphemism






Derek FrohockDecember 13 at 10:57am
soooo are you going to accept my fr?






Willie MobbsDecember 13 at 12:38pm
i'm sorry but i am too afraid you are going to do a crime on me





:crime

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707426)
when liquid says "sup baby", I get the oogies :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 707434)
:(

It amuses me that Kitsa thinks Danny really is a child molester. :breakingcharacter

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:43 PM

Do they still fingerprint people as they enter the US? I still have that list of crimes I was going to do.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 03:44 PM

Did you know that the entire HP Lovecraft library is online, legally, at Feedbooks? Well, now you do: http://www.feedbooks.com/author/12

Thanks to TV's Wil Wheaton for the heads up.

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2010 03:44 PM

I don't have proof that any of you are not child molesters, come to think of it :o

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2010 03:52 PM

But that's aight.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 04:03 PM

I'm sure more of us are inclined to be Kitsa Molesters. :yum

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2010 04:08 PM

that's not aight :(

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2010 04:29 PM

Seven Force is all creepy creepy with this girl I'm friends with, even though she was seventeen. That's why I felt I kinda needed to distance myself, in case you were wondering, 7F. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 04:35 PM

I forget how old he is. Last I checked you were all seventeen. :eek

elx Dec 13th, 2010 05:10 PM

if you pick an avatar for me i will use it

elx Dec 13th, 2010 05:12 PM

but if you dont pick soon it's gonna be womti's face

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2010 05:15 PM

dammit, now I just thought elx was kahl. I fucking hate admitting you're right, Pub :(

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 05:21 PM


Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707463)
dammit, now I just thought elx was kahl. I fucking hate admitting you're right, Pub :(

Yes, no one likes it when I'm right. :(

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 05:24 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2010 05:33 PM

:xmas1:pagebrak:xmas3

elx Dec 13th, 2010 05:40 PM


:posh

Wiffles Dec 13th, 2010 06:02 PM

whatever happened to your angry green meatball avatar thing

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2010 06:08 PM

ogod that game is annoying as fuck

they might as well name it

WATCH A FAN BLOW SHIT ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM HAVE FUN FINDING ALL THE PIECES, ASSHOLE

elx Dec 13th, 2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 707471)
whatever happened to your angry green meatball avatar thing

wiffy <33 ignore milhouse he's just angry because you're smarter than him
also i miss the angry pesto, but i dunno where i lost it at :(

elx Dec 13th, 2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707472)
ogod that game is annoying as fuck

they might as well name it

WATCH A FAN BLOW SHIT ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM HAVE FUN FINDING ALL THE PIECES, ASSHOLE

that operation game was way worse!

Wiffles Dec 13th, 2010 06:44 PM

Yeah, your brother is a big meanypants.

I think this was the green pesto, but its hardly the original form by far
I found it from google images ^.^


Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 06:44 PM


elx Dec 13th, 2010 07:02 PM

whose the creeper on my twelve year old arm?

kahljorn Dec 13th, 2010 07:06 PM

LIQUID STATIC HOW DID YOU GET THERE :lol

elx Dec 13th, 2010 07:16 PM

o gross :( and you guys wonder why the girls here rarely post pictures. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2010 07:18 PM

It is I, Pubsicles. :tear

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2010 08:28 PM



:oneofthosedays

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2010 12:04 AM

UP THE IRONS


Tadao Dec 14th, 2010 02:26 AM



Wiffles Dec 14th, 2010 05:52 AM

XP

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 06:37 AM

One of these days I need to figure out where all my old Tadao photoshops are.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2010 10:08 AM

No day like today/

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2010 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 707556)
I think I had an account on Kotaku... but it was a long time ago and I can't remember the password or anything like that. If I can't remember it then I'm pretty confident that some hacker wont know it either.

It was the colour of your first love's eyes.

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 707550)
Spoilers!

:giggle

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 707575)
No day like today/












10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2010 10:53 AM

Going to check it when I get home, pics don't post at work :(

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2010 11:02 AM

holy shit! kohls has golds and diamonds for $22. Why is jewelry so inexpensive this year?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2010 11:14 AM

Hhaahahhahahahahaha. I don't know if I like the beetlejuice or the camelot one more.


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