:pagebrak

He really does look delighted and thrilled. :)

I just get mad when they can't tell me who is on first. >:

RIP Blake Edwards.

Marley & Marley's ghosts were chained to money boxes because that is all they cared about. :hypno

My ghost is going to be chained to a bunch of digital dicks. :eek

This is the best ghost. :eek

The ghost I am going to be. :eek

The best. :eek

:wank

:p

:eek

'Tis oh so true. Kids are generally so excited about the approaching holiday season, you can lose yourself in their enthusiasm without thinking about all the extended family members you'll be forced to spend time with.

They are the difference between being happy and being suicidal.

:xmas2

Paper done, handed in. I think it's a pretty good 'un. Time to celebrate the end of the semester with ham.

i hear it was a whole 2 pages

how did you ever turn that one in on time

He googled it!

It was two and one half pages, mister. Quit trollin' my universitys.

I don't know. I still disagree, shrub's situation aside- I find passive aggressiveness to be more obnoxious than just being direct. :\ It blows my mind that there are girls that would rather punish themselves to get a point across than just say what's on their mind. Standing up for yourself doesn't make you a bitch, being a bitch makes you a bitch. If a guy is being a douche, yes you could take it personally and hurt yourself and make him feel bad as a result, or you could not be a doormat and tell him straight up, hey, stop being a jerk, not cool.


This reminds me of a story my step sister shared with me, she was out at a football game with her boyfriend and he was being a total asshole so she made him "take her home". However, once in the car she just started crying and then made him pull over and she began walking along the side of the road (in this freezing weather!) Of course, he hovered around begging her to get back in and apologizing profusely, eventually he got out of the car and hugged her, and this is where the story ended with a "HE'S SO SWEET!!" Wtf is that?! he's an asshole, she should have had him take her home and never called him back. He would have ended up at the same conclusion and realize that he was an ass, except that she wouldn't still be wasting her time with him and wouldn't have turned into a pathetic hotmess to get to that point.

two mistakes in one thread, I think I'd like to redeem my post-finals dumb day. FZ get's a depression one, it's only fair. :(

Bewb pics will make up for it.

How inconsiderate of you, she was actually making a valid point concerning passive agro then you drop a blunt request for tata pics.

Men...

I have very few cares in the world. Bewbs are #2 on the list.

hey the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

I presume bunnies are #1 on your care list XP

Bunnies
Bewbs
and
Booze

A drunken furry is your ideal date? :hypno

POSSIBLY

:O

meh

unrelated to anything here, but I really hate farmville now.

I don't even know what that is, and I have no desire to either.

It's a game that most players get to through Facebook. You build a little farm and tend crops and animals and earn money for new things to put on your little farm. That's all well and good, but you have to "add neighbors" from your facebook friends to unlock more things. Then your neighbors have to send you things, and you have to send them things, and it begins this constant begging whenever there's some new item to be begged-for.

Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts.

Wiffles, my word.

And then there was that virtual "asteroid" that some dude sold for $600K. Nutso.

It's this virtual world that nobody knows about, too. I dunno what the fucking game is called, but yeah, people are selling stadiums and shit for hundreds of thousands of real dollars.

http://www.amazon.com/FarmVille-Dumm.../dp/1118016963

:\

Flash games should not cross in to the real world ever. Or anything from the internet.
I saw a keyboard cat commercial yesterday.

I hope the entirety of it is just the front cover.

I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.

It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on.

omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

yellow bird fly high tobacco sky

Did you post an image anywhere? :curious

original...



mine (with the stipulation that it had to be angelfood and homemade buttercream, so keep that in mind)

:(

:xmas2

:lol

nice pistol pastry ^.^

How old is your brother Kitsa? 11?

27 :lol

Note: Obviously I don't know his real age

29.

Wow, I was sure he was really a teenager or a bit younger

I'm sure that's some sort of an insult but I have too much of a headache right now to suss it out :(

He's almost 30, he just loves that movie and has more than a passing affection for firearms.

Not an insult, just an assumption based on mostly it is kids who like theme cakes

Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumb shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

Same thing happened to mine. HP sucks.

I had my ten year school reunion last night. God, I felt like a young adult until then, now I feel like a manchild that refuses to grow up. So many people married with kids and good jobs.

The girl I had a huge crush on all through high school was looking gorgeous, and I was really suave and funny to her (I barely said a word to her in school) and she said it was really nice to see me... then she went off early with her husband before I worked up the courage to tell her I had a huge crush on her.

i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

Yeah the tap dancing penis cake cemented that rep for you forever :lol

I am relieved. Post more.

They pulled down the high school after I went there. :picklehat

I like to think they murdered all the kids I hated too. :eek

I hated all of the kids. All of them. >:

Me too, on both counts. My old high school was caught up in the midst of a campaign to build a new one, and every once in a while you'd come across a teacher who wanted to impress upon everyone what a deathtrap the old one was. I vividly remember a teacher threatening to throw a match into a wooden supply closet and "the whole place will burn to the ground". The same teacher later sneaked into a windowed closet to smoke, the door locked behind him, and he had to climb out the window and across a gravel-topped roof to be let into another classroom.

They got their new school, but turned the old one into a middle school. What does that tell you?

Pub logged on FaceBook to make Kitsa his friend. :eek

http://vimeo.com/17277691

Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directed a short film about a birthday party.

I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

Cross-country trip, woo.

I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

Call them while holding your nose and say that Dylan died on the way there and he didn't even want to have Christmas with them anyway. This will solve all of your woes.

I am a dead.

That is the spirit. :)

Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?

:pagebrak

Five here in Texas.

Emailed to me:

~A Cup of Tea ~
　
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
　
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'
As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
　
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a
Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
　
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,
Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him
Drink it up.
　
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

I goddamn failed this noise. >: grr.

I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

lol

i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol

You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.

Seven Force is the one that loves Jesus right? Always with the bible boners.

I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.

I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important. :eek

The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

Maybe if it was made of Fondick.

I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.

Count me amongst the "nay's".

On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)

Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

Mine too! :eek

Very much a matter of this. :eek

vampire dicks

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

We shall see ....

I just saw a video of a kitten falling into a fire and it made my mom cry.

link please