no just driving home drunk while texting lol

hell no son

EDIT: unless you change your avatar to Discord :eek

lol, nice. I'm always afraid whenever I read my texts/facebooks/imockeries the next morning.

i dunno that's kind of hard on the eyes :( some of th jokes are good though

Dear Willie,

I'm looking for some MC LARS song that I feel like the chorus is something like " ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK WORK AT PIZZZZZZZAAAAAAA HUT."

He played it when we saw him in San Diego and he played it last week but I can't find anything close to it.

uh i think that's actually an mc chris song called "pizza butt"



lars might've been covering/parodying it i guess

Yeah, that's totally the song. :(

I went to two different radio shack stores trying to buy a wireless mouse. They told me that nobody sells hardware any more and BOTH stores asked if I would like to buy a cellphone instead. My question is why are they so stupid?

20 years ago I had a science teahcer that said personal computing is just a trend and that people wont use computers in the future, was he right? because they stopped selling computer hardware in radio shack Am i supposed t o buy cellphones like there groceries and take every pill I see on TV ads and text people about my microblog on my IPAD and subscribe to netflix?

napster?

NAPSTER IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS :(

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radio shack doesnt sell computer hardawre anymore because they decided to go back to their core business of selling hearing aid batteries

Willie this is totally a picture of you right? :eek



Because I saw it posted on something awful and I don't remember ever seeing it before.

oh god i wish it was

I don't own a space ghost suit though :(

but I know what you're getting for christmas now.

The fact that picture exists and you had nothing to do with it is a CRIEM. I still can't believe it, it has all the elements

i gotta find that dude and we gotta fight it is the doppelganger rule

HIGHLANDEEEEEEEEEEEER

:lol

what

that!

oh!

Dear Willie,
What does Krauts Suck mean?

it was for an anagram thread, i anagrammed peoples usernames or other things and put together pictures based on the anagrams

the anagram that was from was "rad german hata(hater)", so i googled for a picture of a rad dude and wrote that on his shirt to indicate his hate for germans

(rad german hata is an anagram for ANAGRAM THREAD)

Nuns are stupid jerks.

u just skinned rapers