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10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 27th, 2010 12:06 PM

I think of those tiny bananas. They are like the Wallaby's of potassium.

Tadao Oct 27th, 2010 12:47 PM

Plantains are the huge bananas.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 27th, 2010 02:46 PM

Fine. They are the kangaroos of potassium then.

Tadao Oct 27th, 2010 02:48 PM

If you ever buy one, don't eat it raw. :puke

Dimnos Oct 27th, 2010 03:25 PM

What? A kangaroo?

Colonel Flagg Oct 27th, 2010 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 702188)
When I hear plantation I automatically think of cotton. Then free room and board followed by tax free living and job security. :\

When I hear the word, I think of Hilton Head Island, and all the rich bitches that live there.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 28th, 2010 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 702210)
If you ever buy one, don't eat it raw. :puke

Do you cook it or steam it or something then?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 702212)
What? A kangaroo?

Because bananas are now the wallabys of potassium.

executioneer Oct 28th, 2010 11:29 AM

are prunes the koala bears of potassium, then

Tadao Oct 28th, 2010 01:28 PM

Don't Cuban women make it up to were you live?

executioneer Oct 28th, 2010 01:30 PM

holy jesus this thread is confusing

Geggy Oct 28th, 2010 02:05 PM

farmville is serious business

http://mashable.com/2010/10/28/farmv...r-mother-baby/

executioneer Oct 28th, 2010 02:45 PM

next news story: thousands of WoW players blame game for their continued virginity

Zhukov Oct 29th, 2010 10:15 AM

So does the rest of the world feel ashamed to be human, since a 15 year old can get captured on a battlefield and indefinitely thrown in a torture camp, then held for as many years as it takes for him to admit his guilt to whatever charges they throw at him, in front of an illegal military tribunal?

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 10:44 AM

What country was this in? Somewhere in Africa?

The Leader Oct 29th, 2010 12:22 PM

The Leader,

What part of "No NSFW" do you not understand?

Sincerely,
MLE

Colonel Flagg Oct 29th, 2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 702391)
What country was this in? Somewhere in Africa?

That would be too easy. :(

Evil Robot Oct 29th, 2010 04:25 PM

I just looked out my back window which faces JFK airport and saw a fighter jet escorting a emarites plane. It's all over the news now.

kahljorn Oct 30th, 2010 04:01 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/29/ny...o_interstitial

4-Year-Old Can Be Sued, Judge Rules in Bike Case
By ALAN FEUER

Citing cases dating back as far as 1928, a judge has ruled that a young girl accused of running down an elderly woman while racing a bicycle with training wheels on a Manhattan sidewalk two years ago can be sued for negligence.
The ruling by the judge, Justice Paul Wooten of State Supreme Court in Manhattan, did not find that the girl was liable, but merely permitted a lawsuit brought against her, another boy and their parents to move forward.
The suit that Justice Wooten allowed to proceed claims that in April 2009, Juliet Breitman and Jacob Kohn, who were both 4, were racing their bicycles, under the supervision of their mothers, Dana Breitman and Rachel Kohn, on the sidewalk of a building on East 52nd Street. At some point in the race, they struck an 87-year-old woman named Claire Menagh, who was walking in front of the building and, according to the complaint, was “seriously and severely injured,” suffering a hip fracture that required surgery. She died three months later of unrelated causes.
Her estate sued the children and their mothers, claiming they had acted negligently during the accident. In a response, Juliet’s lawyer, James P. Tyrie, argued that the girl was not “engaged in an adult activity” at the time of the accident — “She was riding her bicycle with training wheels under the supervision of her mother” — and was too young to be held liable for negligence.
In legal papers, Mr. Tyrie added, “Courts have held that an infant under the age of 4 is conclusively presumed to be incapable of negligence.” (Rachel and Jacob Kohn did not seek to dismiss the case against them.)
But Justice Wooten declined to stretch that rule to children over 4. On Oct. 1, he rejected a motion to dismiss the case because of Juliet’s age, noting that she was three months shy of turning 5 when Ms. Menagh was struck, and thus old enough to be sued.
Mr. Tyrie “correctly notes that infants under the age of 4 are conclusively presumed incapable of negligence,” Justice Wooten wrote in his decision, referring to the 1928 case. “Juliet Breitman, however, was over the age of 4 at the time of the subject incident. For infants above the age of 4, there is no bright-line rule.”
The New York Law Journal reported the decision on Thursday.
Mr. Tyrie had also argued that Juliet should not be held liable because her mother was present; Justice Wooten disagreed.
“A parent’s presence alone does not give a reasonable child carte blanche to engage in risky behavior such as running across a street,” the judge wrote. He added that any “reasonably prudent child,” who presumably has been told to look both ways before crossing a street, should know that dashing out without looking is dangerous, with or without a parent there. The crucial factor is whether the parent encourages the risky behavior; if so, the child should not be held accountable.
In Ms. Menagh’s case, however, there was nothing to indicate that Juliet’s mother “had any active role in the alleged incident, only that the mother was ‘supervising,’ a term that is too vague to hold meaning here,” he wrote. He concluded that there was no evidence of Juliet’s “lack of intelligence or maturity” or anything to “indicate that another child of similar age and capacity under the circumstances could not have reasonably appreciated the danger of riding a bicycle into an elderly woman.”
Mr. Tyrie, Dana Breitman and Rachel Kohn did not respond to messages seeking comment.
This article has been revised to reflect the following correction:
Correction: October 30, 2010

An article in some editions on Friday about a lawsuit that claims an elderly woman was severely injured by two 4-year-olds racing their bicycles on a Manhattan sidewalk misstated the timing of the woman’s death. The woman, Claire Menagh, died of unrelated causes three months after she was struck, not three weeks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2010 09:06 AM

That's ridiculous. Its not like it was a roman chariot with spikes she was riding.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 09:27 AM

So, did she not see or hear the pair of bicycles careening down the sidewalk towards her?

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2010 10:01 AM

I feel like the old woman should be liable for living to such an age that she endangers the future of children. Which of course is our greatest resource. Greater than oil.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 10:17 AM


Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2010 03:16 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...40-503544.html

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU JIZZBAG. I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB.

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2010 03:56 PM

I dont know what the big deal is. Its not like the guy doesnt make it clear he is a lefty even on his show. You would think they would be more upset about that.

Dr. Boogie Nov 5th, 2010 04:24 PM

If MSNBC wants to make itself the left-wing version of Fox News, they need to start contributing to the democrats a lot more than that if they ever hope to reach $1 million.


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