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Dimnos Jan 7th, 2011 04:00 PM

Some christians wackos think the world is going to end every day. They are talking about it more this time around because the crazies can get together and come up with crazier idea over the twitter and the facyspacy and what nots.

executioneer Jan 7th, 2011 04:48 PM

yeah but it wasnt 1999 it was 1995

people wouldn't have given a shit about this in 2006, either

kahljorn Jan 7th, 2011 08:23 PM

prolly cause people were too busy still focusing on how 9/11 was a sign of the end-times :lol

Tadao Jan 8th, 2011 12:34 AM

I would have cared. :(

executioneer Jan 8th, 2011 02:19 AM

i care SOME but you know, shit happens :( what're you gonna do, tell the rednecks not to shoot off cannons on new years and july 4th, or make sure birds dont eat from botulism-infected food or drink from avian cholera-infected water

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 8th, 2011 02:23 PM

I heard the birds all died from darius kasparaitis.

Fathom Zero Jan 8th, 2011 03:34 PM

they died from darius ruckerus

Tadao Jan 8th, 2011 08:12 PM

they died from neglect

Colonel Flagg Jan 8th, 2011 08:28 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/08/...pt=T1&iref=BN1

We've got some sick people in this country.

executioneer Jan 8th, 2011 09:22 PM

man that guy has got some mental problems

Supafly345 Jan 9th, 2011 02:32 AM

This is one of the representatives who was on Sarah Palin's hit list those years ago for being against America or some shit, if you remember the image of the cross-hairs focusing in on where they live. Everyone on that list has been getting vandalized and harassed ever since, and this seemed to be inevitable. The violent rhetoric in this country is scaring people without good cause other than to push their own political views, and it is making the crazy people out there dangerous.

I miss the good old days when militia groups and white terrorists were thought as silly.

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2011 01:09 PM

so this dude got harassed or something?

Iw as wondering cause in his picture he looked sorta normal ;/

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2011 02:38 PM

My facebook has been all "CONGRESSWOMAN GOT SHOT, DEMOCRATS VS. REPUBLICANS DEMOCRATS VS. REPUBLICANS"

executioneer Jan 9th, 2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 710122)
so this dude got harassed or something?

Iw as wondering cause in his picture he looked sorta normal ;/

the shit he posted on the internet doesn't look normal, it looks more like something from the time cube website

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2011 09:31 PM

:lol

oh

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 01:59 AM

he may have gotten brain damage from when he alcohol-poisoned himself

Colonel Flagg Jan 12th, 2011 11:56 AM

Pretty serious flooding in Queensland. Apparently it's the worst in recorded history, according to the premier.

Quote:

The Brisbane River, which cuts through the city center, was expected to rise beyond the record set in 1974 when it broke its banks, flooding more than 6,000 homes and killing 14 people.

This time, models predict that 19,700 homes will be "completely flooded" in Brisbane, which is home to more than 1 million people, and another 4,000 homes are likely to be affected in Ipswich, said Queensland Premier Anna Bligh.

"We are preparing for the worst natural disaster in our history," she said.
:(

Zhukov Jan 12th, 2011 07:50 PM

Just before the floods it was locusts, and just before the locusts it was drought. These Queenslanders do nothing but complain.

Colonel Flagg Jan 12th, 2011 09:16 PM

Next will be boils. :eek

MLE Jan 12th, 2011 09:36 PM

And birds will drop right out of the sky.

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 12:24 PM

So I came across this ground breaking news today.

Antibiotics speed up recovery from ear infections

Curing new things every day these scientists are. :fart

MLE Jan 13th, 2011 01:06 PM

You know, that article is actually about not taking antibiotics. Which is bullshit. If I was prescribed the proper medication when I was 2-4 years old, I wouldn't still be getting chronic ear infections.

isubmitnow Jan 14th, 2011 05:14 AM

I am waiitng for......
 
I am waiitng for......News headlines.

Zhukov Jan 14th, 2011 07:26 AM

Don't worry, there will be one tomorrow morning.

Pentegarn Jan 14th, 2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isubmitnow (Post 710624)
I am waiitng for......News headlines.

I am waiiting for......your ban for being a spambot.


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