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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765060)
8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

Do you have plans for your army? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:13 PM

[quote=Aaarg;765061]also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Yeah. You can. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:13 PM

POST EDIT. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765062)
You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

I was going to comment on the Berlin albums but I couldn't even remember the name of that one. :eek

I like Boys Keep Swinging off it.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765063)
I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

I watched the start of it because I wanted to see a comedy at the time.

:emoticonsigh

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765064)
Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

Quick, put all your money offshore. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765065)
First off, how is it not your fault?

Good question. It probably is his fault.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765067)
It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

They sound like dreadful dogs. You should have shot them as soon as you could hold a gun. Just like your dad always wanted you to.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765070)
:rolleyes

Glad to see the grammar police on the case. :sunglasses

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765071)
I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

But we'll know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:25 PM

In our hearts.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:25 PM

We'll know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765072)
Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

T only knows how to play Hardball.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:30 PM

[12:26] Shrub: http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/a-ver...t-night-video/
[12:27] Pubbles: wolves. :O
[12:28] Shrub: mentals
[12:28] Pubbles: haha
[12:28] Shrub: rapists dream
[12:29] Pubbles: as if caused by my thinking his name: T is messaging me.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765073)
We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

So at the nub we all agree that you're to blame in the end.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765074)
Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

Nick, I think we might not be the best support group for your problems.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765077)
Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

No one wants to watch a movie about a guy that can't look after his dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765078)
No

True Story. :|

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765080)
well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

Maybe Bowie never released an album but said he did and we all believed him.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:38 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765083)
i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

I thought Americans sued over every little thing and always won and that is why you're a nation of pussies.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrub

i might have just watched that 3 times

peepee cockapoopoo

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765085)
I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

SHOOT. THE. DOG.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:43 PM

All dogs, I guess. Look I hate dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:44 PM

:pagebrak


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