THE FUCKTARD FILES: I-MOCKERY VETS
 

Making a single thread about each fucktard vet would take up an entire forum. It isn’t really necessary anyway, since they’re all pretty much interchangeable.

Oh sure, some are whinier than others...

some are more redundant AND whiney...

some are preoccupied with homosexuality due to their own sexual confusion...

but the basic presence of fucking idiocy is ALWAYS there...

Granted I’ve never been impressed by any of the fucktard vets that waste their lives on this shitheap website, but lately they’ve been particularly pathetic. The latest example of their fucktardery, is their “hilarious” use of the word “cunt”.

:rolleyes

Yeah, as you can see, we’re dealing with REAL originality here.

The concept isn’t exactly ground breaking. All it is is a boring excuse to verbally rape fucktard noobs. You see fucktard “vets” have incredibly low self esteem and fear a real challenge, so they attempt to hold on to their sorry high status positions on the board (Because in REAL life they’re all emotional cripples who are fucking social rejects) by beating any new person that joins these fucktard boards.
This way the noob either becomes angry or hurt enough to leave forever, OR so demoralized that they grow to love the abuse, and will even debase themselves, often in the hopes that they’ll be accepted. Of course that day will never come. This latest use of the word cunt is just another way to do this.

This cycle of vet fucktardery isn’t likely to change anytime soon. If the fucktard noobs allow these fucktard vets treat them this way, then they fucking deserve what they fucking get. BUT if these fucking noobs would actually fight back and have a fucking spine, THEN perhaps the cycle can end.

So then, if there's a fucktard vet that's picking on you, I give you the chance to fight back and post their unoriginal fucktard comments here for all to laugh at and be amused by! Because remember, just because they've been here longer, doesn't mean that they're ANY less fucktarded than you!


Oh and Fucktard Files is WAY fucking catchier than Cunt Files, fucktards! :lol

Mad Max, you speak for the little guy just like Michael Moore.

Whoops I mean George W. Bush!

Whoops I mean Yasser Arafat :RIP

Whoops! As you can see GADZOOKS has felt the need post his own fucktard comments!

:lol

This entire forum is depressingly moronic.

im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes im not a vet :rolleyes

You're attempting to act like one of those fucktards, which makes you a fucking vet ass kisser. Besides it doesn't change the fact that you're still redundant, whiney, AND a fucktard.

:lol

max max your such a BORE :x

Ah see, this is a perfect example of a fucktard vet quote!

Notice when faced by a superior opponent such as myself. The fucktard vet is unable to think up a suitable come back! (Though "thinking" is a process that most fucktard vets are unable to do anyway)

:lol

booore-ring :rolleyes

why dont you spice things up a bit wiseguy :rolleyes

Beautiful! The fucktard is providing his own idiotic statements for this thread! :lol

Now we'll see if he'll learn his lesson OR continue with this exercise in futility. Some fucktards "get it" sooner than others.

Jixby, you're starting to sound like Milhouse. That's NOT a good thing, fucktard. :lol

oh

Ha, ha, ha… Mad Max, for what it is worth I fully support your brilliant idea. Fucktard noob I may be, but a fighting fucktard noob I am for sure. I now officially join the ranks of Mad Max’s legion and will give my life as Mad Max deemed fit. Master, your wish is my command.

Thank you FS for letting me see the light. FS deemed it necessary to practice his “intelligent” vet bullshit on me in the Love Line forum where I was really trying to make a positive contribution. Instead FS tried to show the whole world that he is just about the coolest guy around on I-Mockery. FS, you failed dearly, and I will soon show you how. You fell for the oldest strategy in the book, wise ass. English is my second language and still I fucking tricked you with stupidest bullshit.

Here is my reply to his olde "fag" shot at me:

O look, the oldest stupidest trick in the book. It is the old “create the impression that he is taking the mock off the board and pm’ing his enemy about something. But what?”. O shit, I just hope he does not respond to this one, it is a TRAP, for sure!!

Alas he is stupid. Walked right into it!! Well, let him have it then.


Now, let us see how he get out of this one. I do assume that because he is a vet, so obviously his reply will be BRILLIANT. I mean, I am just a noob and one just has to listen to the MASTERS, isn’t it?

Here follow FS’s reply:

Ooooohhhh. I’ve been penetrated. Such brilliance, such, such Mockery!!!

FS, I ENTER YOU FOR THE OFFICIAL FUCKTARD’S FILES, SHIT-WIT

Max, if I were you, I'd disassociate with this fucktard faster than you can say 'fucktard!'

Illuminating! :eek

BANNED!!! :eek

:lol

I add ArrowX as a candidate. the fact that he is sooo tough with the noobs and then turns around and brag about him being an l33t h4xor as a kind of mock, deserves no better. look at this in reply to a post by sadie saying he must "sit down and shutup". lo and behold:


i now hold before you ArrowX, the most elite hacker of all time. ladies and gentlemen, the man that companies and countries hire to assist them. assist them in beating the competion by denail-of-service attack, so fluently and silently executed that even 128bit encryption firewalls dissapear before your very eyes. the man that countries employes to silently obtain their enemies deepest secrets. that man, ladies and gentlemen is no-one other than our very own ArrowX. the man, ArrowX, that hides secretely from prying hands and silent killing methods employed by spies and spec. operatives world-wide to ensure that their most danerous enemies dissapear forever. that man, ladies and gentlemen, are hiding in no other place than the Mock war Forum on I-Mockery.net!!!!

ArrowX, you are a lair and unless you do what i said in my reply to you above, i will forever call you a damn lair and a cheat, fucktard!!

>: WTF stop it you are HURTING THEM

HE WAS FUCKING JOKING IN A IRONIC NOT FUNNY KIND OF WAY, ANY IDIOT CAN SEE THAT NOW STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT.

geez if i have to go into another thread and hear your verbal diarrhea on the subject i will not be happy.

gah that was directed at WTF not Mr. Vagiclean.

Shit, I thought that fucktard SevenForce was banned. :lol

Mad Max swears because he cares.

Wow Max. I was gone for a day and you did this.

I love you! :love

:love