After reading what Chojin eats, I feel so good about myself.

Happy birthday Madonna.

Hope you die of breast cancer

I get this vision of him being kicked out of a mall for wanking to whey supplements at a GNC.

That's just what I eat on carb loads. On diet days, I normally eat only bison meat, poached chicken breast, and tuna sandwiches. On my maintenance days, I eat out at either a restaurant or one of the more upscale fast food places (subway, chipotle) and then eat as per diet days for the rest of my meals.

"Obsessed" is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.

Why did Facebook suggest to me a friend I worked with 15 years ago? It's not like we looked for each other or that Facebook has my full name. It's kinda weird. I'm glad though but weirded out.

brolifting issue: I've been curling 20 pound dumbbells pretty frequently for a while now, but it seems like I'm working my forearms more than my bi/triceps (srsly, I'm starting to get popeye arms) because I barely ever feel any strain on them, and I think there's something wrong with the muscles in my left arm, since when I try to lift the weight in that one after a few curls it just kinda goes dead and won't move. What the fuck is up with that?

I was doing some scud work for a relative hauling heavy shit for him, and the next day my left arm all around my lower bicep (the tendon area by my elbow is how I'd describe it) was completely frozen, like, in a 90 degree angle, and I had to put in in a sling to keep it from straightening out and exploding. It stayed like that for a few days, and then I could use it again. That might be related.

I'm probably just doing it wrong, but I think I'm gonna switch to pushups, crunches, chin-ups and the like because I don't want to murder my muscles from improper weightlifting technique

Plus I'm not trying to build muscle anyway, I just want to drop all my flab and look like Elric of Melnibone, and maybe define my abs a little

Your signature makes me not want to read any of that.

No love for Bowie?

Also, I'd not take advice from you, faggot butt, so I guess that worked out favorably

It's your whole anime fanboy to bowie narcissism setup. Makes me believe that there isn't a whole lot of use in reading a paragraph framed by what you are visually selling.

To be fair, Yakui technically isn't an animu character, that's just the only style the internet knows how to draw

Tadao, can you be my daddy?

Let me see pics of your mom and then we'll talk.

She dyes her hair pink and rides a motorcycle.

She's Bod?

:eek

HOTCHIMOMMA!

KNOCK KNOCK

GO AROUND BACK

OK

KNOCK KNOCK

COME ON IN, I'M ON THE TOILET. BE OUT IN A SEC.

HAVE A SEAT, I MADE YOU COOKIESSsssssss

gw, only women curl 2 lb weights 9000 times and expect to get 'toned'

and yes; pushups, bodyweight squats, and chinups are like a million times more useful for your purposes than curling.

I HAVE PILONIDAL CYST COMPLICATIONS. (MEANING IT'S ON MY ASS). Please suggest alternatives to sit ups, sarge.