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Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 05:30 PM

Yay for sleeping 'til 5pm!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715285)

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 663533)
Listening to the sound of my stupid fucking girlfriend excuse me of seeing other women. I wish I could hit this bitch in the mouth.

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Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 715507)
that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

How did you offload her this time? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 715514)
Today I was prescribed naproxen. Are they any good?

As a nationally certified pharmacy technician I can tell you that Naproxen is pretty much the best thing you could take for your menstrual cramps and gout. Careful though. Tadao might run in here in a minute and tell you that Aleeve is like a hundred times better, but that is bullshit. Naproxen shits all over Aleeve. Tadao hasn't got a fucking clue. Naproxen is really awesome. The only thing better is if you took some Feminax Ultra. That is seriously the bomb-diggity. Bomb Diggity Ultra.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 06:02 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:09 PM

T, I'd suggest you switch from Aleeve to Naproxen for your Ankylosing spondylitis, but you're so old that you'd probably end up taking Naprosyn! :lol2

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715520)
My friend takes them because he gets mad headaches from anxiety issues. He says they work hella good.

How many Hellas to a Bomb-diggity, D?

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 07:23 PM

At least 3, but more is possible.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 08:32 PM

More than five is inadvisable.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2011 10:35 AM

I just saw a dude in the banner ad that looked exactly like Schimid, and now I can't find it again

MLE Mar 17th, 2011 12:30 PM


Shrubfest Mar 17th, 2011 01:22 PM

Huh, Pub.

You weren't making shit up. Naproxen-containing tablets Naprosyn can be used for all those things. Fancy you actually googling rather than making it up.

I said 'oh, he was right' in the middle of a conversation.

kahljorn Mar 17th, 2011 09:52 PM

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How did you offload her this time?
WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 10:11 PM

Miss Shrub, it is a hard life making obscure yet researched jokes on the internet. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 10:11 PM

The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 10:12 PM

So there it is explained. You're welcome. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 715594)
WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Good work. You will have to be more careful next time. :eek

Tadao Mar 17th, 2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715599)
The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

I didn't even bother to google it. :(

MLE Mar 17th, 2011 10:42 PM

I actually got the joke the first time :< and laughed :<

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2011 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715612)


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In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 02:12 AM

I'm heading back to school early tomorrow because I can't stand being away from work.

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 02:15 AM

now let us go to da discotheque


captain516 Mar 18th, 2011 03:07 AM

Rest in peace old movie Alfred :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 04:21 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2011 04:11 PM

Nate dog died too.


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